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Are you a jacked 5 foot asian?
I used to be... Too much effort and work... Now I'm just pleasantly plump... The better half calls me her Orca...

All kidding aside, I gym 5 days a week or at least when travel doesn't get in the way... Trim is much more pleasant to deal with and I can cut my workouts down to almost 30 mins... I'm about 172 today but I did have a Mexican breakfast and been too busy to sit on my regularly scheduled porcelain throne visit... So by mid afternoon 171 probably... ideally, I'd like to be around 165-168 somewhere in that range... Last time I checked, 11%BF - wanted to be down to 8 or 9 for the summer but... Travels... And I love food too much... Mod probably remembers talking about this before - want to see how much longer it takes to do it cleanly and without too many supplements... I can report back that it's ridiculously slower to get results but I have far less protein gas...

And that concludes the questions of my physical being... There's a few people in the OT who know me irl... Not a Butterball Turkey and not a circus midget... Not lumberjack size like Mod either... Paul Bunyon mother facker...
Sounds like a good height to weight ratio...

I think 8-12% body fat is perfect fine for dudes who aren't planning on competing. Plus, a little fat on ya is healthy...cushion for your joints, energy, etc...but too much and you'll be a Snorlax looking mother fucker

Right now, I'm 6'6" and 245# and 11% bf. Still have a looooong way to go to reach where I want to be physically and strength-wise. 275# at 6% bf is the goal...again, many, many years left to reach that
You can pretty much cut out in n out if you want 6%... Forever...

So make sure you go do all the ones I listed before... If you are eating multiple 4x4's, might as well just get them to make it a 6x6 or 8x8... Rumor has it, they go up to 20x20 or something ridiculous like that...

I bet you ate your parents out of house and home... I can't imagine being that tall... Would've been thrilled with 6'0 - 6'1 max... 6'6 means shit ain't fitting off the rack and somewhere because of you, a small third world country is going hungry from all the food you ingest...

And suck it, ASBSECU E93 - if we do a pickup game of basketball OT style, I'm taking smoosh... I'll see your 6'3 arthritic knees and match you with a 6'6 ho latcher...

Hahah you asshole

Yeah gonna try to get an 8x8 from in n out post workout today lol. Will post pics

Kinda stinks because I have to custom order everything. Parents would buy $150 worth of groceries a week just for me, and I'd burn through it in 5 days lol...at school, two full meals and 6 cookies every single day

At least now, chicks get wet when they see my big ass rolling down the sidewalk. They laugh when they see you literally rolling down the sidewalk you butterball
Don't let me down... I've never seen an 8x8 before... Animal style and also chopped peppers... I know you can handle spicy... If you can't, turn in your Indian card asap...

Can't imagine having to custom order everything... Or never being able to have sex in a car that isn't called a Suburban EXT... You are one expensive mother facker... Wait, what kind of car do you drive at 6'6? Motorcycles are also nearly impossible for you, at least crotch rockets... You'd be dragging knee turning left or right from a stop light... :
Lol only SUVs. First car was an H2 Hummer, then A pick up truck (Frontier), then the X135i. Also have a Mustang 5.0...that thing has a ton of leg room...

No bikes, I'll outsize the dang thing and it'll look really stupid like I riding on a kid's toy lol
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That's the thing - people that have never been on a farm are the same ones always calling the PETA po po.....

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Are you a jacked 5 foot asian?
I used to be... Too much effort and work... Now I'm just pleasantly plump... The better half calls me her Orca...

All kidding aside, I gym 5 days a week or at least when travel doesn't get in the way... Trim is much more pleasant to deal with and I can cut my workouts down to almost 30 mins... I'm about 172 today but I did have a Mexican breakfast and been too busy to sit on my regularly scheduled porcelain throne visit... So by mid afternoon 171 probably... ideally, I'd like to be around 165-168 somewhere in that range... Last time I checked, 11%BF - wanted to be down to 8 or 9 for the summer but... Travels... And I love food too much... Mod probably remembers talking about this before - want to see how much longer it takes to do it cleanly and without too many supplements... I can report back that it's ridiculously slower to get results but I have far less protein gas...

And that concludes the questions of my physical being... There's a few people in the OT who know me irl... Not a Butterball Turkey and not a circus midget... Not lumberjack size like Mod either... Paul Bunyon mother facker...
Sounds like a good height to weight ratio...

I think 8-12% body fat is perfect fine for dudes who aren't planning on competing. Plus, a little fat on ya is healthy...cushion for your joints, energy, etc...but too much and you'll be a Snorlax looking mother fucker

Right now, I'm 6'6" and 245# and 11% bf. Still have a looooong way to go to reach where I want to be physically and strength-wise. 275# at 6% bf is the goal...again, many, many years left to reach that
You can pretty much cut out in n out if you want 6%... Forever...

So make sure you go do all the ones I listed before... If you are eating multiple 4x4's, might as well just get them to make it a 6x6 or 8x8... Rumor has it, they go up to 20x20 or something ridiculous like that...

I bet you ate your parents out of house and home... I can't imagine being that tall... Would've been thrilled with 6'0 - 6'1 max... 6'6 means shit ain't fitting off the rack and somewhere because of you, a small third world country is going hungry from all the food you ingest...

And suck it, ASBSECU E93 - if we do a pickup game of basketball OT style, I'm taking smoosh... I'll see your 6'3 arthritic knees and match you with a 6'6 ho latcher...

Hahah you asshole

Yeah gonna try to get an 8x8 from in n out post workout today lol. Will post pics

Kinda stinks because I have to custom order everything. Parents would buy $150 worth of groceries a week just for me, and I'd burn through it in 5 days lol...at school, two full meals and 6 cookies every single day

At least now, chicks get wet when they see my big ass rolling down the sidewalk. They laugh when they see you literally rolling down the sidewalk you butterball
Don't let me down... I've never seen an 8x8 before... Animal style and also chopped peppers... I know you can handle spicy... If you can't, turn in your Indian card asap...

Can't imagine having to custom order everything... Or never being able to have sex in a car that isn't called a Suburban EXT... You are one expensive mother facker... Wait, what kind of car do you drive at 6'6? Motorcycles are also nearly impossible for you, at least crotch rockets... You'd be dragging knee turning left or right from a stop light... :
Lol only SUVs. First car was an H2 Hummer, then A pick up truck (Frontier), then the X135i. Also have a Mustang 5.0...that thing has a ton of leg room...

No bikes, I'll outsize the dang thing and it'll look really stupid like I riding on a kid's toy lol
So basically you on a regular sized crotch rocket?
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Why would you do that to a goat! You're a monster!
I have no idea what you are talking about.....

Move along, nothing to see here...
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That's the thing - people that have never been on a farm are the same ones always calling the PETA po po.....
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Are you a jacked 5 foot asian?
I used to be... Too much effort and work... Now I'm just pleasantly plump... The better half calls me her Orca...

All kidding aside, I gym 5 days a week or at least when travel doesn't get in the way... Trim is much more pleasant to deal with and I can cut my workouts down to almost 30 mins... I'm about 172 today but I did have a Mexican breakfast and been too busy to sit on my regularly scheduled porcelain throne visit... So by mid afternoon 171 probably... ideally, I'd like to be around 165-168 somewhere in that range... Last time I checked, 11%BF - wanted to be down to 8 or 9 for the summer but... Travels... And I love food too much... Mod probably remembers talking about this before - want to see how much longer it takes to do it cleanly and without too many supplements... I can report back that it's ridiculously slower to get results but I have far less protein gas...

And that concludes the questions of my physical being... There's a few people in the OT who know me irl... Not a Butterball Turkey and not a circus midget... Not lumberjack size like Mod either... Paul Bunyon mother facker...
Sounds like a good height to weight ratio...

I think 8-12% body fat is perfect fine for dudes who aren't planning on competing. Plus, a little fat on ya is healthy...cushion for your joints, energy, etc...but too much and you'll be a Snorlax looking mother fucker

Right now, I'm 6'6" and 245# and 11% bf. Still have a looooong way to go to reach where I want to be physically and strength-wise. 275# at 6% bf is the goal...again, many, many years left to reach that
You can pretty much cut out in n out if you want 6%... Forever...

So make sure you go do all the ones I listed before... If you are eating multiple 4x4's, might as well just get them to make it a 6x6 or 8x8... Rumor has it, they go up to 20x20 or something ridiculous like that...

I bet you ate your parents out of house and home... I can't imagine being that tall... Would've been thrilled with 6'0 - 6'1 max... 6'6 means shit ain't fitting off the rack and somewhere because of you, a small third world country is going hungry from all the food you ingest...

And suck it, ASBSECU E93 - if we do a pickup game of basketball OT style, I'm taking smoosh... I'll see your 6'3 arthritic knees and match you with a 6'6 ho latcher...

Hahah you asshole

Yeah gonna try to get an 8x8 from in n out post workout today lol. Will post pics

Kinda stinks because I have to custom order everything. Parents would buy $150 worth of groceries a week just for me, and I'd burn through it in 5 days lol...at school, two full meals and 6 cookies every single day

At least now, chicks get wet when they see my big ass rolling down the sidewalk. They laugh when they see you literally rolling down the sidewalk you butterball
Don't let me down... I've never seen an 8x8 before... Animal style and also chopped peppers... I know you can handle spicy... If you can't, turn in your Indian card asap...

Can't imagine having to custom order everything... Or never being able to have sex in a car that isn't called a Suburban EXT... You are one expensive mother facker... Wait, what kind of car do you drive at 6'6? Motorcycles are also nearly impossible for you, at least crotch rockets... You'd be dragging knee turning left or right from a stop light... :
Lol only SUVs. First car was an H2 Hummer, then A pick up truck (Frontier), then the X135i. Also have a Mustang 5.0...that thing has a ton of leg room...

No bikes, I'll outsize the dang thing and it'll look really stupid like I riding on a kid's toy lol
So basically you on a regular sized crotch rocket?
Come on maaaan

Im sexier and have more gains than that fruit loop
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Are you a jacked 5 foot asian?
I used to be... Too much effort and work... Now I'm just pleasantly plump... The better half calls me her Orca...

All kidding aside, I gym 5 days a week or at least when travel doesn't get in the way... Trim is much more pleasant to deal with and I can cut my workouts down to almost 30 mins... I'm about 172 today but I did have a Mexican breakfast and been too busy to sit on my regularly scheduled porcelain throne visit... So by mid afternoon 171 probably... ideally, I'd like to be around 165-168 somewhere in that range... Last time I checked, 11%BF - wanted to be down to 8 or 9 for the summer but... Travels... And I love food too much... Mod probably remembers talking about this before - want to see how much longer it takes to do it cleanly and without too many supplements... I can report back that it's ridiculously slower to get results but I have far less protein gas...

And that concludes the questions of my physical being... There's a few people in the OT who know me irl... Not a Butterball Turkey and not a circus midget... Not lumberjack size like Mod either... Paul Bunyon mother facker...
Sounds like a good height to weight ratio...

I think 8-12% body fat is perfect fine for dudes who aren't planning on competing. Plus, a little fat on ya is healthy...cushion for your joints, energy, etc...but too much and you'll be a Snorlax looking mother fucker

Right now, I'm 6'6" and 245# and 11% bf. Still have a looooong way to go to reach where I want to be physically and strength-wise. 275# at 6% bf is the goal...again, many, many years left to reach that
You can pretty much cut out in n out if you want 6%... Forever...

So make sure you go do all the ones I listed before... If you are eating multiple 4x4's, might as well just get them to make it a 6x6 or 8x8... Rumor has it, they go up to 20x20 or something ridiculous like that...

I bet you ate your parents out of house and home... I can't imagine being that tall... Would've been thrilled with 6'0 - 6'1 max... 6'6 means shit ain't fitting off the rack and somewhere because of you, a small third world country is going hungry from all the food you ingest...

And suck it, ASBSECU E93 - if we do a pickup game of basketball OT style, I'm taking smoosh... I'll see your 6'3 arthritic knees and match you with a 6'6 ho latcher...

Hahah you asshole

Yeah gonna try to get an 8x8 from in n out post workout today lol. Will post pics

Kinda stinks because I have to custom order everything. Parents would buy $150 worth of groceries a week just for me, and I'd burn through it in 5 days lol...at school, two full meals and 6 cookies every single day

At least now, chicks get wet when they see my big ass rolling down the sidewalk. They laugh when they see you literally rolling down the sidewalk you butterball
Don't let me down... I've never seen an 8x8 before... Animal style and also chopped peppers... I know you can handle spicy... If you can't, turn in your Indian card asap...

Can't imagine having to custom order everything... Or never being able to have sex in a car that isn't called a Suburban EXT... You are one expensive mother facker... Wait, what kind of car do you drive at 6'6? Motorcycles are also nearly impossible for you, at least crotch rockets... You'd be dragging knee turning left or right from a stop light... :
Lol only SUVs. First car was an H2 Hummer, then A pick up truck (Frontier), then the X135i. Also have a Mustang 5.0...that thing has a ton of leg room...

No bikes, I'll outsize the dang thing and it'll look really stupid like I riding on a kid's toy lol
So basically you on a regular sized crotch rocket?
Come on maaaan

Im sexier and have more gains than that fruit loop
Whoa whoa whoa... Dem be fighting words right there... That's Valentino Rossi - arguably the greatest motoGP rider in the history of the sport !!! He's the michael jordan of motogp...

Find, you didn't like that one, my bad... Post In 'N Out 20x20... Better??
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Are you a jacked 5 foot asian?
I used to be... Too much effort and work... Now I'm just pleasantly plump... The better half calls me her Orca...

All kidding aside, I gym 5 days a week or at least when travel doesn't get in the way... Trim is much more pleasant to deal with and I can cut my workouts down to almost 30 mins... I'm about 172 today but I did have a Mexican breakfast and been too busy to sit on my regularly scheduled porcelain throne visit... So by mid afternoon 171 probably... ideally, I'd like to be around 165-168 somewhere in that range... Last time I checked, 11%BF - wanted to be down to 8 or 9 for the summer but... Travels... And I love food too much... Mod probably remembers talking about this before - want to see how much longer it takes to do it cleanly and without too many supplements... I can report back that it's ridiculously slower to get results but I have far less protein gas...

And that concludes the questions of my physical being... There's a few people in the OT who know me irl... Not a Butterball Turkey and not a circus midget... Not lumberjack size like Mod either... Paul Bunyon mother facker...
Sounds like a good height to weight ratio...

I think 8-12% body fat is perfect fine for dudes who aren't planning on competing. Plus, a little fat on ya is healthy...cushion for your joints, energy, etc...but too much and you'll be a Snorlax looking mother fucker

Right now, I'm 6'6" and 245# and 11% bf. Still have a looooong way to go to reach where I want to be physically and strength-wise. 275# at 6% bf is the goal...again, many, many years left to reach that
You can pretty much cut out in n out if you want 6%... Forever...

So make sure you go do all the ones I listed before... If you are eating multiple 4x4's, might as well just get them to make it a 6x6 or 8x8... Rumor has it, they go up to 20x20 or something ridiculous like that...

I bet you ate your parents out of house and home... I can't imagine being that tall... Would've been thrilled with 6'0 - 6'1 max... 6'6 means shit ain't fitting off the rack and somewhere because of you, a small third world country is going hungry from all the food you ingest...

And suck it, ASBSECU E93 - if we do a pickup game of basketball OT style, I'm taking smoosh... I'll see your 6'3 arthritic knees and match you with a 6'6 ho latcher...

Hahah you asshole

Yeah gonna try to get an 8x8 from in n out post workout today lol. Will post pics

Kinda stinks because I have to custom order everything. Parents would buy $150 worth of groceries a week just for me, and I'd burn through it in 5 days lol...at school, two full meals and 6 cookies every single day

At least now, chicks get wet when they see my big ass rolling down the sidewalk. They laugh when they see you literally rolling down the sidewalk you butterball
Don't let me down... I've never seen an 8x8 before... Animal style and also chopped peppers... I know you can handle spicy... If you can't, turn in your Indian card asap...

Can't imagine having to custom order everything... Or never being able to have sex in a car that isn't called a Suburban EXT... You are one expensive mother facker... Wait, what kind of car do you drive at 6'6? Motorcycles are also nearly impossible for you, at least crotch rockets... You'd be dragging knee turning left or right from a stop light... :
Lol only SUVs. First car was an H2 Hummer, then A pick up truck (Frontier), then the X135i. Also have a Mustang 5.0...that thing has a ton of leg room...

No bikes, I'll outsize the dang thing and it'll look really stupid like I riding on a kid's toy lol
So basically you on a regular sized crotch rocket?
Come on maaaan

Im sexier and have more gains than that fruit loop
Whoa whoa whoa... Dem be fighting words right there... That's Valentino Rossi - arguably the greatest motoGP rider in the history of the sport !!! He's the michael jordan of motogp...

Find, you didn't like that one, my bad... Post In 'N Out 20x20... Better??
Buddy i dug up some old pics of you as a kid!!

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so clearly I didn't miss much here.

1) a falsified author's paper
2) something about taco bell and panda express and don't squeeze the charmin
3) witch wanting to move "past" everything
4) excellent times in the Northwest!!!!
5) some motocyclin'
6) deer, goat, and beating the meat
7) MBZ blah
8) and the weekend is over.....

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so clearly I didn't miss much here.

1) a falsified author's paper
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Not for me.
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      07-24-2016, 09:54 PM   #35392
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Are you a jacked 5 foot asian?
I used to be... Too much effort and work... Now I'm just pleasantly plump... The better half calls me her Orca...

All kidding aside, I gym 5 days a week or at least when travel doesn't get in the way... Trim is much more pleasant to deal with and I can cut my workouts down to almost 30 mins... I'm about 172 today but I did have a Mexican breakfast and been too busy to sit on my regularly scheduled porcelain throne visit... So by mid afternoon 171 probably... ideally, I'd like to be around 165-168 somewhere in that range... Last time I checked, 11%BF - wanted to be down to 8 or 9 for the summer but... Travels... And I love food too much... Mod probably remembers talking about this before - want to see how much longer it takes to do it cleanly and without too many supplements... I can report back that it's ridiculously slower to get results but I have far less protein gas...

And that concludes the questions of my physical being... There's a few people in the OT who know me irl... Not a Butterball Turkey and not a circus midget... Not lumberjack size like Mod either... Paul Bunyon mother facker...
Sounds like a good height to weight ratio...

I think 8-12% body fat is perfect fine for dudes who aren't planning on competing. Plus, a little fat on ya is healthy...cushion for your joints, energy, etc...but too much and you'll be a Snorlax looking mother fucker

Right now, I'm 6'6" and 245# and 11% bf. Still have a looooong way to go to reach where I want to be physically and strength-wise. 275# at 6% bf is the goal...again, many, many years left to reach that
You can pretty much cut out in n out if you want 6%... Forever...

So make sure you go do all the ones I listed before... If you are eating multiple 4x4's, might as well just get them to make it a 6x6 or 8x8... Rumor has it, they go up to 20x20 or something ridiculous like that...

I bet you ate your parents out of house and home... I can't imagine being that tall... Would've been thrilled with 6'0 - 6'1 max... 6'6 means shit ain't fitting off the rack and somewhere because of you, a small third world country is going hungry from all the food you ingest...

And suck it, ASBSECU E93 - if we do a pickup game of basketball OT style, I'm taking smoosh... I'll see your 6'3 arthritic knees and match you with a 6'6 ho latcher...

Hahah you asshole

Yeah gonna try to get an 8x8 from in n out post workout today lol. Will post pics

Kinda stinks because I have to custom order everything. Parents would buy $150 worth of groceries a week just for me, and I'd burn through it in 5 days lol...at school, two full meals and 6 cookies every single day

At least now, chicks get wet when they see my big ass rolling down the sidewalk. They laugh when they see you literally rolling down the sidewalk you butterball
Don't let me down... I've never seen an 8x8 before... Animal style and also chopped peppers... I know you can handle spicy... If you can't, turn in your Indian card asap...

Can't imagine having to custom order everything... Or never being able to have sex in a car that isn't called a Suburban EXT... You are one expensive mother facker... Wait, what kind of car do you drive at 6'6? Motorcycles are also nearly impossible for you, at least crotch rockets... You'd be dragging knee turning left or right from a stop light... :
Maaaan, those assholes said they don't make 8x8s because the bread won't hold the parties and they're not allowed to make them?

Ended up getting just two 4x4s and strawberry shake instead

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Props for trying to come through though... Four by four is probably my limit, otherwise I'd try...

At least you're enjoying in n out before you go back the land of shake shack and five guys...
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Props for trying to come through though... Four by four is probably my limit, otherwise I'd try...

At least you're enjoying in n out before you go back the land of shake shack and five guys...
Don't want to go back for that reason

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may I inquire... what is in a 4x4?

never been "to" an 'In -N Out'
I believe just 4 patties, 4 slices of cheese, lettuce, tomato, onions, and some kind of dressing (some variation of Thousand Island?)
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may I inquire... what is in a 4x4?

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4 patties 4 slices of cheese
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may I inquire... what is in a 4x4?

never been "to" an 'In -N Out'
I believe just 4 patties, 4 slices of cheese, lettuce, tomato, onions, and some kind of dressing (some variation of Thousand Island?)
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Check it... 27x27... Your in 'n out is doing you dirty...
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