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      07-20-2016, 01:35 PM   #34783
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I would love to get a track bike. The streets are too dangerous but I had a really bad injury last year and probably won't ever ride again.
The streets are definitely dangerous, I'm on 24/7 360° patrol when I ride. Lots of people merging into me, pulling out and going 5mph, etc.
All these doods driving and swiping.
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I would love to get a track bike. The streets are too dangerous but I had a really bad injury last year and probably won't ever ride again.
The streets are definitely dangerous, I'm on 24/7 360° patrol when I ride. Lots of people merging into me, pulling out and going 5mph, etc.
All these doods driving and swiping.
And girls asking them for the "time"...
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      07-20-2016, 01:36 PM   #34785
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All these doods driving and swiping.
Too many people playing the damn pokemans!
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      07-20-2016, 01:37 PM   #34786
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And girls asking them for the "time"...
I wear a fake plastic watch from the quarter machine just so I can ask girls for the time because my watch is broken.
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      07-20-2016, 01:38 PM   #34787
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And girls asking them for the "time"...
I just died
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      07-20-2016, 01:41 PM   #34788
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I wear a fake plastic watch from the quarter machine just so I can ask girls for the time because my watch is broken.
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      07-20-2016, 01:42 PM   #34789
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I would love to get a track bike. The streets are too dangerous but I had a really bad injury last year and probably won't ever ride again.
The streets are definitely dangerous, I'm on 24/7 360° patrol when I ride. Lots of people merging into me, pulling out and going 5mph, etc.
All these doods driving and swiping.
And girls asking them for the "time"...
Sh*t....you're almost as mean as silvergray545.
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      07-20-2016, 01:59 PM   #34790
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Sh*t....you're almost as mean as silvergray545.
You think I'm mean? You know it's all in good fun. In shoei's case, he's just warming up.
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waiiiiiiit a minute...so smartphones cant tell time any more only watches!!

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waiiiiiiit a minute...so smartphones cant tell time any more only watches!!

Omg, it was just an expression. Meaning asking any random question.
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Omg, it was just an expression. Meaning asking any random question.
Hayyy gurlll. What time is it?



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Omg, it was just an expression. Meaning asking any random question.
there are so many other stuff u can ask a girl.... do u have the time reeeeeally???

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      07-20-2016, 02:10 PM   #34796
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Omg, it was just an expression. Meaning asking any random question.
there are so many other stuff u can ask a girl.... do u have the time reeeeeally???
Wtf said I actually ask that? Lmao. Actually, I don't talk to strangers.
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      07-20-2016, 02:11 PM   #34797
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Hayyy gurlll. What time is it?



DUDE HAHAHAHA

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      07-20-2016, 02:13 PM   #34798
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Wtf said I actually ask that? Lmao. Actually, I don't talk to strangers.
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      07-20-2016, 02:26 PM   #34801
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I had a guy come up to me while I was eating a red velvet cupcake and simply say "your cupcake is red." Who needs witty opening lines when you can make dull observations? To his credit, he was not deterred when I told him that it was red because the flavor was human blood.
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I had a guy come up to me while I was eating a red velvet cupcake and simply say "your cupcake is red." Who needs witty opening lines when you can make dull observations? To his credit, he was not deterred when I told him that it was red because the flavor was human blood.
i bet he left
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I had a guy come up to me while I was eating a red velvet cupcake and simply say "your cupcake is red." Who needs witty opening lines when you can make dull observations? To his credit, he was not deterred when I told him that it was red because the flavor was human blood.
I had a guy stop me in the street and say: I wanna lick you like a dog and eat you like a pear.



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The girls of OT should make a thread with the worst pick up lines they've heard.

I need to expand my horizons.
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