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      07-20-2016, 10:50 AM   #34717
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...., soooooo you're saying she didn't offer a BJ but a measly hand shake instead?


Dude..., negotiation skills. I know you have them! Use them! Ugh!
Meth mouth. I'm just glad she had insurance!
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Meth mouth. I'm just glad she had insurance!
I revoke my statement and admire your situational awareness. Good stuff.
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I revoke my statement and admire your situational awareness. Good stuff.
What would Axius do...exactly the same!! We have the stuff!
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Lol!
I like your style!!
I don't usually lose my temper...but when I do, it's because someone fucked with either my family, my friends, or my cars.
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What would Axius do...exactly the same!! We have the stuff!
MK FOR PRESIDENTE!


Meth. Not. Even. Once.
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I don't have a degree in anything. Not even an associates. I can make more money than my friends with degrees if I stay in the industry and take a career that has internal advancement. Manufacturing will always be around, and not to toot the horn, but I'm really good at it and enjoy it.

Only other thing I would want to do is open my own restaurant, because I cook some killer ass meals.
Makes sense. It's funny because I used to be an auditor and manufacturing was kind of my unofficial specialty. When I was job searching, I wanted nothing to do with the manufacturing industry. Wound up landing a position with a company in that's in the consulting industry.

Restaurants are tough work. I have a few friends that are rather successful in the restaurant industry. It's very cut throat. I give credit to anyone that can open and run a restaurant.
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MK FOR PRESIDENTE!


Meth. Not. Even. Once.
Add me to the ticket!! You guys can run things. I want to be Chief of Stuff.
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Makes sense. It's funny because I used to be an auditor and manufacturing was kind of my unofficial specialty. When I was job searching, I wanted nothing to do with the manufacturing industry. Wound up landing a position with a company in that's in the consulting industry.

Restaurants are tough work. I have a few friends that are rather successful in the restaurant industry. It's very cut throat. I give credit to anyone that can open and run a restaurant.
Exactly. I kind of just fell into this position when I started setting up and programming CNC machines and doing AutoCad prototype prints 6 years ago. It's fun and every day is a new challenge. Some days I get to sit around and post bullshit all day. Can't complain. Just want mo' monay mo' monay.

Yeah, it's too cut throat for me. If anything could just open a bar, but then would just be drunk all day, so that's a disaster waiting to happen.
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Add me to the ticket!! You guys can run things. I want to be Chief of Stuff.
Can I be Chief of Motorsport Activities?
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Add me to the ticket!! You guys can run things. I want to be Chief of Stuff.
You're in! Chief of All Things Stuff. A Force Not Be Reckoned With Or You'll Be Stuffed (Like an animal, no homo).

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Can I be Chief of Motorsport Activities?
You are Chief of whatever the hell we assign you, got it boy?
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You're in! Chief of All Things Stuff. A Force Not Be Reckoned With Or You'll Be Stuffed (Like an animal, no homo).



You are Chief of whatever the hell we assign you, got it boy?
This is going to be the best administration EVER!!
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You're in! Chief of All Things Stuff. A Force Not Be Reckoned With Or You'll Be Stuffed (Like an animal, no homo).



You are Chief of whatever the hell we assign you, got it boy?
This is going to be the best administration EVER!!
Not until you find yourself speech writers like the trump campaign... Then, the circle of life is complete...
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      07-20-2016, 11:07 AM   #34729
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Not until you find yourself speech writers like the trump campaign... Then, the circle of life is complete...
Speech writers?!!?! No.

Deeds, not Words! We do Stuff. We don't talk about it.
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Exactly. I kind of just fell into this position when I started setting up and programming CNC machines and doing AutoCad prototype prints 6 years ago. It's fun and every day is a new challenge. Some days I get to sit around and post bullshit all day. Can't complain. Just want mo' monay mo' monay.

Yeah, it's too cut throat for me. If anything could just open a bar, but then would just be drunk all day, so that's a disaster waiting to happen.
Very cool. I wish I had the knowledge to do that kind of work. I always find that kind of stuff interesting.

And yes, I think owning a bar would be a bad idea for you. You'd drunkenly hit on every female customer that walks through the door!
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Can you guys write an executive order to add Track Day Insurance to Obamacare?

silvergray545 do you endorse this as Chief of Motorsports Activities?
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You are Chief of whatever the hell we assign you, got it boy?
Soooo...I'm afraid to ask but what am I getting assigned to?
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Can you guys write an executive order to add Track Day Insurance to Obamacare?

silvergray545 do you endorse this as Chief of Motorsports Activities?
I do endorse this. Everyone should have the right to have insurance while on the track.
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Can you guys write an executive order to add Track Day Insurance to Obamacare?

silvergray545 do you endorse this as Chief of Motorsports Activities?
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I do endorse this. Everyone should have the right to have insurance while on the track.
As I said, the best administration, EVER!
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As I said, the best administration, EVER!
Also, since there are Obama phones, we are going to create Obama helmets. Free helmets (open face) for anyone in need!
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Also, since there are Obama phones, we are going to create Obama helmets. Free helmets (open face) for anyone in need!
These are programs that I can endorse with no hesitation, whatsoever!!
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Can we stop and think about this a second? You want track day insurance attached to Obamacare??!!
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Yesterday was a pretty rotten day. I was sick, the dog had blood in his stool and a couple of other negative things occurred.

The icing on the cake is that as I was driving to pick up the dog in stop and go traffic on a 2 lane, the driver in a Dodge Ram (how appropriate) SUV was fuqing with her cell phone and ran into the the i8. I took the hit and managed to position the vehicle so that I didn't end up hitting the vehicle ahead of me.

Here are is the sad photo.
Ohhh....Wow ! I'm really sorry to see this on your i8, but it could been worse with a Dodge Ram .
Good to hear you are fine , wish you the best of luck with the repair .
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