What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by smoosh

Real talk, I find pubes on chicks to be fucking nasty. I had this one Italian girl over..."Chiara" was her name, and things started getting heated. Yanked down her pants, and nearly barfed at what I saw. Not sure if that makes me a perv or not though

It's all good. For me, typically attracting Asians...it's kind of par for the course (pun intended).

Although, it's usually not too bad. Just stringy.

I prefer cleaner - at least a trim.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

McDonald's it is!

So that's all I'm worth?

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

So that's all I'm worth?

McDs in NYC is some serious shit, bro. Like, it actually costs a decent amount for a meal lol.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Not at all. I'm just horrible. Like Hagar.

Edit: I am getting better. Sometimes I just fall into these things. It's sad. But enjoyable in the instance.

So, for real... not judgment, just curiosity. Is this something that is by mutual agreement between you and your wife, or is this just something you do at will and she doesn't know (until she does)?

NB: "Fuck off" is an acceptable response and will be taken to mean "none of your business".

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Not at all. I'm just horrible. Like Hagar.

Edit: I am getting better. Sometimes I just fall into these things. It's sad. But enjoyable in the instance.

Hahahhaa!!! Your peepee just accidentally fell into her hole? Good one. :

You're not getting better. Nice try.

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

So that's all I'm worth?

No. You're worth a porterhouse for two.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Hahahhaa!!! Your peepee just accidentally fell into her hole? Good one. :

You're not getting better. Nice try.

If this is the case, either the car is too small or the garage is too big. Either way - no bueno.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

So, for real... not judgment, just curiosity. Is this something that is by mutual agreement between you and your wife, or is this just something you do at will and she doesn't know (until she does)?

NB: "Fuck off" is an acceptable response and will be taken to mean "none of your business".

I did it for a long time. Like you don't even want to know. I picked up girls every week when working in NY. But didn't bang em most of the time.

It's when I stopped that it got worse. More of these projects.

She doesn't know all of it. And not an agreement.

I was like this when we met.

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by Aatish

McDs in NYC is some serious shit, bro. Like, it actually costs a decent amount for a meal lol.

A burger meal at any random joint is like $15 or more.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

If this is the case, either the car is too small or the garage is too big. Either way - no bueno.

Yup. Too small. That's why I've got repeat business.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Not at all. I'm just horrible. Like Hagar.

Edit: I am getting better. Sometimes I just fall into these things. It's sad. But enjoyable in the instance.

Everyone is in a different situation, and it's not my place to comment on what people feel is wrong or right for them. That being said, I personally wouldn't be proudly bragging about my exploits if I felt that it was something "sad."

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Aatish

McDs in NYC is some serious shit, bro. Like, it actually costs a decent amount for a meal lol.

McDs is some pleb shit.

Originally Posted by F87LUV

No. You're worth a porterhouse for two.

Wait, so like one porterhouse for two people? Or one order all for myself that would feed two people? These are important details I need to know.

Originally Posted by F87LUV

A burger meal at any random joint is like $15 or more.

Fuck that.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Yup. Too small. That's why I've got repeat business.

To be fair, you only brag about banging fobs... They probably used to the size as it is?

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

A burger meal at any random joint is like $15 or more.

Jackson Hole. 63rd between 2nd and 3rd.

Nice place.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Wait, so like one porterhouse for two people? Or one order all for myself that would feed two people? These are important details I need to know.

He is already trying to lower your expectations on the amount of meat you will receive. This is not really a good sign.

Hmmm... back to back dick-size jokes...
#notpenisobsessed

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Everyone is in a different situation, and it's not my place to comment on what people feel is wrong or right for them. That being said, I personally wouldn't be proudly bragging about my exploits if I felt that it was something "sad."

True. It's kind of like having a coke habit. Or any bad habit. Every time, I vow it's the last one.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

I did it for a long time. Like you don't even want to know. I picked up girls every week when working in NY. But didn't bang em most of the time.

It's when I stopped that it got worse. More of these projects.

She doesn't know all of it. And not an agreement.

I was like this when we met.

So does your wife know or not?

I mean, do you not worry that one day all this evidence might be used against you and you being taken to the cleaners?

Do it if you want, I just don't get why you broadcast every nitty gritty factoid?

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by shoei

To be fair, you only brag about banging fobs... They probably used to the size as it is?

Last few FOBs married to white guys. So go figure.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

He is already trying to lower your expectations on the amount of meat you will receive. This is not really a good sign.

Hmmm... back to back dick-size jokes...
#notpenisobsessed

Did anyone tell you that you are the worst wingman ever?

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by shoei

So does your wife know or not?

I mean, do you not worry that one day all this evidence might be used against you and you being taken to the cleaners?

Do it if you want, I just don't get why you broadcast every nitty gritty factoid?

Hmmm... Good point. I guess there's a certain anonymity here. Safe haven. But I guess it could be easily found.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Did anyone tell you that you are the worst wingman ever?

Haha... sorry. And... yes.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by shoei

So does your wife know or not?

I mean, do you not worry that one day all this evidence might be used against you and you being taken to the cleaners?

Do it if you want, I just don't get why you broadcast every nitty gritty factoid?

I guess this is a good point. All kidding aside I should probably exercise more discretion.

Edit: it's moments like this where my conscience sets in and I feel bad. It's a good thing. I'm seriously thinking of cutting this one loose now.

For those whom are habitual like this, how do you stop? I was good for literally 1.5 years.