What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by smoosh

Will now lol

What's your IG?

Loftyhammond

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Axius

Why? Who doesn't melt over a frugal man? Get your priorities straight!

"He's saving money on dinner so he can buy me shoes, clothes, and handbags!"

It's more like, "He's so cheap, he used a coupon on our first date. How gross is that?"

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

DUDE! We miss you!

That thing sounds awesome! Do you have your own IG? And tell us about this new side project.

Sup! Thanks bro. Missed you peeps too. Just haven't had ANY time. I don't have IG, cuz bimmette knows why. p

New side project is going well. Known her for like 2-3 months and started the project about 2 weeks ago. She just dropped the L word. Crazy sauce.

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

Burberry boots

Not Burberry but it works

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Lol, If you enjoy it, I'll buy it. I got money. I'll spend it if it makes you happy.

I never split when I'm with a girl. Gives me a reason to see her again.

Will you take me to Red Lobster? I've seen a commercial for it but we don't have it here!

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Lol, If you enjoy it, I'll buy it. I got money. I'll spend it if it makes you happy.

I never split when I'm with a girl. Gives me a reason to see her again.

I never let a girl pay for anything, even friends. Habit.

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by Axius

Boats n' Goats

"For all your aquatic and goat needs in one place"

Goats 'n hoes


No pun intended.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

It's more like, "He's so cheap, he used a coupon on our first date. How gross is that?"

Jeez. Omg I tried typing Jeez and my racist phone kept trying to type "Jew".

Wtf!!!!!

Anyhow, any place that takes coupons must be so classy.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Lol, If you enjoy it, I'll buy it. I got money. I'll spend it if it makes you happy.

I never split when I'm with a girl. Gives me a reason to see her again.

Do you pull the whole, "It's ok, next time you pick up the bill." And then just keep paying for it every next time? Haha I pull that shit and it makes me laugh.

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by duck fat

Not Burberry but it works

Yasss

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Sup! Thanks bro. Missed you peeps too. Just haven't had ANY time. I don't have IG, cuz bimmette knows why. p

New side project is going well. Known her for like 2-3 months and started the project about 2 weeks ago. She just dropped the L word. Crazy sauce.

Omg. Details!!!

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Will you take me to Red Lobster? I've seen a commercial for it but we don't have it here!

I miss you. I'd take you to Red Lobster any day. I'd even spring for the extra side of snow crab legs.

My grandparents loved celebrating their birthdays their when I was a kid. I guess it's the Jamaican influence.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Totes McGoats

Can't tell if epic pun or epic coincidence...

https://www.totes.com/p/totes-womens...app1?color=BLK

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Sup! Thanks bro. Missed you peeps too. Just haven't had ANY time. I don't have IG, cuz bimmette knows why. p

New side project is going well. Known her for like 2-3 months and started the project about 2 weeks ago. She just dropped the L word. Crazy sauce.

Oh shit! No wonder why you've been MIA!

Originally Posted by Axius

I never let a girl pay for anything, even friends. Habit.

Same.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

It's more like, "He's so cheap, he used a coupon on our first date. How gross is that?"

Pffffft, you need to read more Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus.

Originally Posted by bimmette

Will you take me to Red Lobster? I've seen a commercial for it but we don't have it here!

It's really not that good. You're better off going to Sam's Club and getting two giant lobster tails for $35 and letting Billup cook them for you. Red Lobster tails are for infants.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

Goats 'n hoes


No pun intended.

You are so officially in it's not even funny.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Omg. Details!!!

Details to come! But this one is complicated. She's married with a kid so no different than the last couple projects. What's complex is that's she wants to travel with me. She knows I travel back and forth from TX to NY/NJ. She wants to stay with me when traveling...

Trying to figure this one out.

One nugget: she's never done 69. Taught her how. Let just say she's now a fan.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Details to come! But this one is complicated. She's married with a kid so no different than the last couple projects. What's complex is that's she wants to travel with me. She knows I travel back and forth from TX to NY/NJ. She wants to stay with me when traveling...

Trying to figure this one out.

One nugget: she's never done 69. Taught her how. Let just say she's now a fan.

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by Axius

You are so officially in it's not even funny.

[Axius]

Lick her butthole, that'll drive her crazy then you won't be able to get rid of her.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Axius

Lick her butthole, that'll drive her crazy then you won't be able to get rid of her.

+1

Lick her butthole.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Will you take me to Red Lobster? I've seen a commercial for it but we don't have it here!

I don't eat seafood, but sure! There are better places tho :b