What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

Banana Hammock · 07-15-2016, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by F87LUV

Can I have the runt? You won't want him anyway.

My god imagine how cute a teacup goat would be.

ASBSECU E93 · 07-15-2016, 02:17 PM

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I just be me and roll up to the first date doing a stoppie on the bike, then I hope off and slam a Coors light and crush the can on my head.

How has he not been hubbied up yet??

ASBSECU E93 - better get in on it while he's still vulnerable / available...

OH - I tried.....

Alas - the BBQ poots drove us apart

F87LUV · 07-15-2016, 02:17 PM

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Go have a cheeseburger and shush.

Come with?

You still on the west coast? That's a far lunch date.

How much longer you there?

Very true. I'm not that desperate yet.

bimmette · 07-15-2016, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by F87LUV

Can I have the runt? You won't want him anyway.

My god imagine how cute a teacup goat would be.

OMG

Axius · 07-15-2016, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

OH - I tried.....

Alas - the BBQ poots drove us apart

You still have a change bbycakes!

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OMG

I just died inside.

F87LUV · 07-15-2016, 02:20 PM

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Can I have the runt? You won't want him anyway.

My god imagine how cute a teacup goat would be.

Yasss

Aatish · 07-15-2016, 02:23 PM

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*cough* buy it *cough*

Sometimes, though, guys get a little ridiculous when trying to downplay their wealth. Like seriously dood, I don't care about your money. I've had guys borrow POS cars for our first date, only to find out they drive a sports cars. I usually dead them when they play games like that cause ain't nobody got time for that.

Lol, I can help persuade you more if you like.

I'm not that bad lol. I still take them on nice first dates, just not stupid expensive first dates. I'll bring my current daily driver at said time, wear my usual attire, and order my usual stuff. Just don't expect me to drop more than $100.

Axius · 07-15-2016, 02:23 PM

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Can I have the runt? You won't want him anyway.

Our goats will be of the utmost quality. Superior to any other goat. There will be no runts. Just alpha goats ready to storm the USA like hurricane Katrina.

bimmette · 07-15-2016, 02:23 PM

Omg I want to put clothes on my goat

Aatish · 07-15-2016, 02:24 PM

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what should I eat for lunch today?

Been struggling with this question since breakfast

Where you at?

smoosh · 07-15-2016, 02:24 PM

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Nope.

Are you wishing you lived there yet?

Meh.

Have to be honest, I prefer living in the heart of DC than San Diego. There's no good comparison between the two because they're completely different, but I'm a competitive person and here there's hardly any competition in anything. Almost makes me feel not worth as much as I feel I am, if that makes sense. DC, things are moving lightening fast, the pace, money, girls, etc. Here, I get bored frequently even when I have things planned.

It's been relaxing as hell living on the beach with 72 degree weather non-stop, going surfing on a Tuesday afternoon, etc., but I'm getting to the point where I'm ready to head back.

Biorin · 07-15-2016, 02:24 PM

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Funny story about a goat I once had...

So I had this momma and papa goat when I was younger. They fucked and had a kid. Momma goat passed at goatbirth and papa goat went MIA. So I'm stuck with this baby goat, and baby goats have a tendency to get attached to the first individual, goat or human, who show them affection. I'm hugging this little guy, feeding him (asked ex-gf to breastfeed, she declined), cleaning him up, etc. I name him Rico. So he starts following me everywhere I go! Would NOT stay in the fence on my dad's farm, would start crying as soon as I began to leave. So I said fuck it, and took him home with me. I mean, this little guy's like a child to me, I'm reading him bed time stories, washing him, taking him for walk in the park...One day I left him on the farm to take care of some errands, when I got back he was gone. I suspect someone wondered on the farm, Rico followed him/her everywhere, and they just stole him.

This makes me want a goat that much more. I think the HOA would be pissed and I don't think I could handle goat turds inside the house.

Maybe I could run a goat adoption agency instead....

What if we became goat breeders? Like puppy breeders, but with goats, and we make sure they have a pedigree (show goats?), good genetics (long goatee?), and are well socialized (party goats? Goat clique?). And then... WE PROFIT. Plus lots of baby goat time. Is it humane to feed them bacon?

Can I have the runt? You won't want him anyway.

Axius is right, we won't have runts. We could breed you a pocket goat, however.

smoosh · 07-15-2016, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Where you at?

In San Diego

Coronado Island, specifically

Biorin · 07-15-2016, 02:25 PM

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That's only required if underpants are involved.

How could they not be? These are GOATS for goodness sake. How can one have goats and not have underpants part of the plan.

My goats are nudists. Please don't try to restrict them with your white male societal standards of "clothes" and "not shitting everywhere."

Axius · 07-15-2016, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Lol, I can help persuade you more if you like.

I'm not that bad lol. I still take them on nice first dates, just not stupid expensive first dates. I'll bring my current daily driver at said time, wear my usual attire, and order my usual stuff. Just don't expect me to drop more than $100.

You're pretty generous, our first dates usually go;

Alright babe, you can have anything on the menu that you want, as long as it's on the value menu and only up to four items.

Banana Hammock · 07-15-2016, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Omg I want to put clothes on my goat

It needs boots!

ASBSECU E93 · 07-15-2016, 02:26 PM

F87LUV - You like goats?? I had (

) 2 goats, and one looked just like that pic!

Might be a pic or 2 floating around OT with me, the goats, Waffles, and the E93...

Aatish · 07-15-2016, 02:26 PM

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Where you at?

In San Diego

Coronado Island, specifically

Dude, I was their last week. Look up "Punjabi Tandoor".

Best butter chicken and naan in the states, I guarantee it.

F87LUV · 07-15-2016, 02:26 PM

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Funny story about a goat I once had...

So I had this momma and papa goat when I was younger. They fucked and had a kid. Momma goat passed at goatbirth and papa goat went MIA. So I'm stuck with this baby goat, and baby goats have a tendency to get attached to the first individual, goat or human, who show them affection. I'm hugging this little guy, feeding him (asked ex-gf to breastfeed, she declined), cleaning him up, etc. I name him Rico. So he starts following me everywhere I go! Would NOT stay in the fence on my dad's farm, would start crying as soon as I began to leave. So I said fuck it, and took him home with me. I mean, this little guy's like a child to me, I'm reading him bed time stories, washing him, taking him for walk in the park...One day I left him on the farm to take care of some errands, when I got back he was gone. I suspect someone wondered on the farm, Rico followed him/her everywhere, and they just stole him.

This makes me want a goat that much more. I think the HOA would be pissed and I don't think I could handle goat turds inside the house.

Maybe I could run a goat adoption agency instead....

What if we became goat breeders? Like puppy breeders, but with goats, and we make sure they have a pedigree (show goats?), good genetics (long goatee?), and are well socialized (party goats? Goat clique?). And then... WE PROFIT. Plus lots of baby goat time. Is it humane to feed them bacon?

Can I have the runt? You won't want him anyway.

Axius is right, we won't have runts. We could breed you a pocket goat, however.

Sold!

Aatish · 07-15-2016, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

You're pretty generous, our first dates usually go;

Alright babe, you can have anything on the menu that you want, as long as it's on the value menu and only up to four items.

First date is usually coffee. Never really goes past $15. Lunch averages at $40. Dinner $60-$100 depending on the joint.

I let them order whatever. More than often, they end up having the same thing as me lol

silvergray545 · 07-15-2016, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

You're pretty generous, our first dates usually go;

Alright babe, you can have anything on the menu that you want, as long as it's on the value menu and only up to four items.

"We're going to location XYZ. I have a Groupon."

shoei · 07-15-2016, 02:29 PM

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Where you at?

In San Diego

Coronado Island, specifically

Dude, I was their last week. Look up "Punjabi Tandoor".

Best butter chicken and naan in the states, I guarantee it.

I'll take that challenge...

Aslam's Rasoi in San Francisco... Best tandoori (ask for boneless) tikka masala sauce, and mango lassi you will ever have...

Easily beat Pakistani food I've ever digested... Just, don't ever let them convince you to try spicy level not in the menu... Our bodies are not designed for that kind of punishment, lemme tell you...

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