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      09-22-2021, 03:08 AM   #34145
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Whatever Kanye !!!
What a difference 4 decades make, a music genius replaced by a paper tiger.
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You have no idea about that pain , I remember at the movie crazy about Mary, where Ben Stiller pulled his zipper instantly up and locked parts of his crown jewel bag, that lots of men (including me) were gasping

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Very evil...! But that's part of your charm.
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I've done this once....OMG.
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You have no idea about that pain , I remember at the movie crazy about Mary, where Ben Stiller pulled his zipper instantly up and locked parts of his crown jewel bag, that lots of men (including me) were gasping

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The Franks and Beans.....

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Who else ??
Is it not called times table anymore??
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This guy couldn't park his Rolls straight either.
I mean...the car is crying out to have some nice 21'' 5 spoke AVA alloys. That pile of poooo on it now just sux.
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Time tables were the future of the math. I grew up in the "goesintos" era. The "goesintos" era was predated by dots and naughts. Never studied the dots and naughts but I picked up a little cypherin' from Jethro Bodine when I was younger.

Laughing to myself as I type this. I imagine the engineering department would no longer look at any of my documentation if they were to see this.
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I've done this once....OMG.
Ditto. Frank. Not the beans. Not an enjoyable experience. The scar gets darker with age I have found.
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I don't understand how this happens. Do you guys not wear underwear?
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I don't understand how this happens. Do you guys not wear underwear?
You don't go commando?!

So liberating.
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I don't understand how this happens. Do you guys not wear underwear?
This particular day, no. Had been white water rafting. Fresh, clean, dry drawers got soaked in the locker room, at the outfitter's after our run. Had to go commando. Upon the zip, instantly knew trouble was afoot. I saw the blood before I saw where the blood was coming from. Difficult to manage in a locker room full of other men, of course some of them noticed. Extremely awkward all the way around. Those that had forethought knew not to ask if I needed help, in case I accepted said help. Those that did ask if I needed help, knew I really needed help. Went to a shower stall, bit my lip and quickly unzipped. Lots of toilet paper and paper towels until I could get some gauze for the trip home. I have never gone commando again.
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      09-22-2021, 10:26 AM   #34162
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I mean...the car is crying out to have some nice 21'' 5 spoke AVA alloys. That pile of poooo on it now just sux.
I'm guessing his (or her) car fashion sense is different that yours or mine all the way down to the lug nuts. Not better mind you, just different.
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You don't go commando?!

So liberating.
Not when there's a zip involved!
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This particular day, no. Had been white water rafting. Fresh, clean, dry drawers got soaked in the locker room, at the outfitter's after our run. Had to go commando. Upon the zip, instantly knew trouble was afoot. I saw the blood before I saw where the blood was coming from. Difficult to manage in a locker room full of other men, of course some of them noticed. Extremely awkward all the way around. Those that had forethought knew not to ask if I needed help, in case I accepted said help. Those that did ask if I needed help, knew I really needed help. Went to a shower stall, bit my lip and quickly unzipped. Lots of toilet paper and paper towels until I could get some gauze for the trip home. I have never gone commando again.
I'm wincing in pain as I read this.
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I'm wincing in pain as I read this.
Yeah I got to afoot, and instantly hit back on my browser...
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I don't understand how this happens. Do you guys not wear underwear?
You either do not have much in the way, you don't drink, or your turn is coming. When it happens, you will know it
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