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      03-05-2020, 05:43 PM   #3367
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Being in retail business someone gonna catch a beating they keep testing me over this coronavirus bullshit.
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I just need one more thing today to let everyone around me experience Chernobyl like it's 1986 because I'm on my way to going critical
One of the coolest destinations to travel actually, its fascinating how mother nature is taking back what is hers.
Was basically inspired to visit by the old game "Stalker" to see that live - but hey, I would stay out of Fukushima though
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Being in retail business someone gonna catch a beating they keep testing me over this coronavirus bullshit.
tell em you got corona virus vaccine and then give them influenza or shingles=millionare
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I just need one more thing today to let everyone around me experience Chernobyl like it's 1986 because I'm on my way to going critical
One of the coolest destinations to travel actually, its fascinating how mother nature is taking back what is hers.
Was basically inspired to visit by the old game "Stalker" to see that live - but hey, I would stay out of Fukushima though
Yeah, I really want to visit there it sounds like it would be very interesting!! Big Stalker fan here too
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This is my favorite weekend of the entire year. It's Spring forward boys and girls! Sunday it will be light until 7 PM. My sunny disposition will be back to kick my evil twin into hiding until November. I hate that bitch.

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      03-06-2020, 01:47 PM   #3373
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I never prep for my meetings/calls and wing it, because I know I can get by and perform well while winging it and people seem to appreciate what I say and how I say them, but deep down I always have the "what if they are just being nice and they actually think it sucks"
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Just when I thought I couldn't hate this job more...

Just overheard my boss talking about re-purposing this shit table that fell apart & won't stand on it's own anymore (It's not cubes or anything, just an oddly shaped shit table).

Into a workstation for myself & 2 of my coworkers. I have my own office. I work better in my own space. I am not bothering anyone. You want to make an already unhappy employee even more unhappy? Fuck you.

Gotta come up with a professional and tactful way to not have this happen & remain in my office. Suggestions?
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both yesterday and today I'm attending a class to be OSHA certified and I have been either hungover or under the influence since 2pm Friday

I am the safety hazard they are talking about
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both yesterday and today I'm attending a class to be OSHA certified and I have been either hungover or under the influence since 2pm Friday

I am the safety hazard they are talking about
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both yesterday and today I'm attending a class to be OSHA certified and I have been either hungover or under the influence since 2pm Friday

I am the safety hazard they are talking about
Most boring training ever. Talk about beating a dead horse.
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After doing a bunch of mods etc over the winter, I took the Miata out for the first drive of the year yesterday....only to have the crank position sensor fail & almost get me rear ended by a semi & dead. So now it sits till I replace that. Can't enjoy anything.
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& I'm also on a losing streak today with online poker. Thankfully, I just play the .01/.02 cash games. Lost $6 today so far!
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both yesterday and today I'm attending a class to be OSHA certified and I have been either hungover or under the influence since 2pm Friday

I am the safety hazard they are talking about
I used to to host OSHA training for forklift operators. When we got to the question "Why should you cross a railroad tracks at an angle?" the whole crew in unison would say "So I don't spill my beer!"
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& I'm also on a losing streak today with online poker. Thankfully, I just play the .01/.02 cash games. Lost $6 today so far!
As an old dude I used to work with would say, "I can't kill nothing, and won't nothing die."
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After doing a bunch of mods etc over the winter, I took the Miata out for the first drive of the year yesterday....only to have the crank position sensor fail & almost get me rear ended by a semi & dead. So now it sits till I replace that. Can't enjoy anything.
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Just when I thought I couldn't hate this job more...

Just overheard my boss talking about re-purposing this shit table that fell apart & won't stand on it's own anymore (It's not cubes or anything, just an oddly shaped shit table).

Into a workstation for myself & 2 of my coworkers. I have my own office. I work better in my own space. I am not bothering anyone. You want to make an already unhappy employee even more unhappy? Fuck you.

Gotta come up with a professional and tactful way to not have this happen & remain in my office. Suggestions?
I've got 3 suggestions for you to remain in your office: beans, cabbage, and hard-boiled eggs.
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I've got 3 suggestions for you to remain in your office: beans, cabbage, and hard-boiled eggs.
I do actually have IBS so maybe I could say to him "Do they really want me in close quarters with my IBS?"
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I do actually have IBS so maybe I could say to him "Do they really want me in close quarters with my IBS?"
I feel like if they move you into close quarters with other people, that it's discrimination because of your IBS and will make you feel uncomfortable.















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I do actually have IBS so maybe I could say to him "Do they really want me in close quarters with my IBS?"
Stop bathing and stop wearing deodorant, and eat a lot of garlic. Should only take a week or two.
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This is my favorite weekend of the entire year. It's Spring forward boys and girls! Sunday it will be light until 7 PM. My sunny disposition will be back to kick my evil twin into hiding until November. I hate that bitch.

Carry on.
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