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      08-20-2021, 10:30 AM   #3345
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Were you going to post a picture or was this just an indication that you were done with the topic of mens facial hair? I can't find a picture of an ambien'd out blonde....let's imply one.
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We are talking about hygiene here. Make up is much more hygienic than beards.

We were speaking of hygiene, but all things must pass.
A mask is a mask is a mask....
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      08-20-2021, 11:32 AM   #3347
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We are talking about hygiene here. Make up is much more hygienic than beards.
And the right amount of make-up looks good on a woman. The right amount IMO is a minimal amount, but that's just me.
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We were speaking of hygiene, but all things must pass.
A mask is a mask is a mask....
Let's not go there. Your dick looks hella different soft, but are women complaining?
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      08-20-2021, 12:25 PM   #3349
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Let's not go there. Your dick looks hella different soft, but are women complaining?
Yes. Every day. It’s disheartening. Any advice?
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Yes. Every day. It’s disheartening. Any advice?
I just think of something that I like, like a short skirt, long legs and what's underneath then it, well..expands
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I just think of something that I like, like a short skirt, long legs and what's underneath then it, well..expands
Ah the power of the mind....
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We are talking about hygiene here. Make up is much more hygienic than beards.
But it can be used to hide poor hygiene (or even worse) consequences (acne, etc.).

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Let's not go there. Your dick looks hella different soft, but are women complaining?
Take it as your fault!

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Yes. Every day. It’s disheartening. Any advice?
I know! Grow it a beard and put some make up on it!

When I was tattooing, I came really close to having a Super Man cape tattoo'd down mine.
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Yes. Every day. It's disheartening. Any advice?
I know! Grow it a beard and put some make up on it!
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Let's not go there. Your dick looks hella different soft, but are women complaining?

Hey, no using the 'nazi' card of the penis world!

Do women complain about anything?
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Yes. Every day. It’s disheartening. Any advice?
Maybe a blue pill every hour
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Do women complain about everything?
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Maybe a blue pill every hour
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Anyway Sara, I bet without makeup you still look better than a flacid weinerwurst.

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Every hour???
Well, an hour before….you know
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Do women complain about anything?
Girls don't cry!
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"There is no crying in baseball!"

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That is a great movie, Murf.

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