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      07-08-2016, 10:53 AM   #33397
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He doesn't like me very much. It's because I don't measure up to his uber selective Lebanese standards.
..., what are standards? Never heard of that word before.
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      07-08-2016, 10:55 AM   #33398
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Fine by me!

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Wow, what's with the hate? Heh...
Uhh no hate here? She makes fun of me, I make fun of her and we both laugh.
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No deal. This one is filled with too many fond memories, most of which are reminded of by the blood splatters on the carpet and ceiling, broken windows covered with a towel, holes in the wall, doors knocked off the hinges, fridge and couch on the front porch, and my favorite Coors Light neon sign in the car port.

F87LUV is the girl that might actually be worth changing the lifestyle too, you never know.
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He doesn't like me very much. It's because I don't measure up to his uber selective Lebanese standards.
So judgmental. Sometimes I can't believe you even think of me like that.
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      07-08-2016, 10:55 AM   #33399
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Wow, what's with the hate? Heh...
Uhh no hate here? She makes fun of me, I make fun of her and we both laugh.
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No deal. This one is filled with too many fond memories, most of which are reminded of by the blood splatters on the carpet and ceiling, broken windows covered with a towel, holes in the wall, doors knocked off the hinges, fridge and couch on the front porch, and my favorite Coors Light neon sign in the car port.

F87LUV is the girl that might actually be worth changing the lifestyle too, you never know.
Alright bud, suit yourself.
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He doesn't like me very much. It's because I don't measure up to his uber selective Lebanese standards.
So judgmental. Sometimes I can't believe you even think of me like that.
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      07-08-2016, 10:56 AM   #33400
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Uhh no hate here? She makes fun of me, I make fun of her and we both laugh.
Oops... for me "heh" = I knew it was good natured ribbing (for her pleasure).
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      07-08-2016, 10:59 AM   #33401
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Stop smiling. I don't like it when you're happy.
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Oops... for me "heh" = I knew it was good natured ribbing (for her pleasure).
It's always for her pleasure!

Girls these days...
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      07-08-2016, 11:00 AM   #33402
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      07-08-2016, 11:03 AM   #33403
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Perfect!
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      07-08-2016, 11:03 AM   #33404
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How I always imagine silvergray545 (He is even from Ohio - Toledo, I think)

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      07-08-2016, 11:06 AM   #33405
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How I always imagine silvergray545 (He is even from Ohio - Toledo, I think)

LOL WTF!

Definitely not from Toledo. If I was from Toledo, I wouldn't admit it. LOL
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      07-08-2016, 11:10 AM   #33406
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How I always imagine silvergray545 (He is even from Ohio - Toledo, I think)

Wtf? Clearly this is him...
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      07-08-2016, 11:11 AM   #33407
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Oh god.
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      07-08-2016, 11:14 AM   #33408
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Wtf? Clearly this is him...
Wow. That's who I look like to you?
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      07-08-2016, 11:15 AM   #33409
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People tell me I look like a series version of Brad Pitts dog.
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      07-08-2016, 11:17 AM   #33410
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This is verbiage.
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      07-08-2016, 11:18 AM   #33411
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      07-08-2016, 11:20 AM   #33412
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I told you not to show anyone wtf.
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      07-08-2016, 11:21 AM   #33413
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How embarrassing
Man, what would we do without 1MOREMOD 's sleezy commentary/thoughts
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      07-08-2016, 11:22 AM   #33414
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This is verbiage.
are you sure about the thighs?
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      07-08-2016, 11:23 AM   #33415
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That awkward moment when you'll actually find spare change instead of hundreds.
I actually have 4 jars of change just lying around....
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      07-08-2016, 11:25 AM   #33416
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are you sure about the thighs?
No, and I think I speak for us all when I say thanks for being the one to find out for us.
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      07-08-2016, 11:25 AM   #33417
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This is verbiage.
#skullemoji
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I actually have 4 jars of change just lying around....
LMFAO I KNEW IT!!!
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      07-08-2016, 11:26 AM   #33418
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I think your mistaking Axius for me.
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