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      07-08-2016, 09:20 AM   #33375
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Fuck this. Shit like Dallas makes me not want to be in this world.
stand and deliver bro... don't bow out....

these terrorists and snipers and killers cannot bring me down..... F them.
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Trailer? I think you mean a three bedroom penthouse on Park Ave.
Oops. Stand corrected, not a good match after all. Axius = #2xwideforlyfe #dattrailerlyfe #tookthewheelsoff
Plus he said he's scared of "ginormous" butts. He wouldn't like me.
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      07-08-2016, 09:23 AM   #33377
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I'm all in for people defending themselves and taking a stand...but unwarranted violence? The lack of respect is what's wrong with today's world.
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      07-08-2016, 09:23 AM   #33378
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Looks like it's back to the old lifestyle..., life of a stripper is rough.
Oh yeah, getting paid to dance for a bunch of girls sounds awful.
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      07-08-2016, 09:23 AM   #33379
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Plus he said he's scared of "ginormous" butts. He wouldn't like me.
That most definitely was NOT me. I ain't scuured. It may not be a preference, however turning down a booty is not on the agenda.
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      07-08-2016, 09:24 AM   #33380
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Looks like it's back to the old lifestyle..., life of a stripper is rough.
Oh yeah, getting paid to dance for a bunch of girls sounds awful.
Also demeaning. Is he working his way through law school? Poor guy.
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      07-08-2016, 09:25 AM   #33381
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stand and deliver bro... don't bow out....

these terrorists and snipers and killers cannot bring me down..... F them.
Word. I'm not going down without bullets flying right back at them.
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Oh yeah, getting paid to dance for a bunch of girls sounds awful.
It's terrible. All the girls oogle at you like a piece of meat, objectifying men like we're just some kind of object. Constantly badgering you for sex in the VIP room. But, a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do to put food on the table.
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      07-08-2016, 09:26 AM   #33383
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It's terrible. All the girls oogle at you like a piece of meat, objectifying men like we're just some kind of object. Constantly badgering you for sex in the VIP room. But, a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do to put food on the table.
I think this puts to rest the law school theory.
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      07-08-2016, 09:28 AM   #33384
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Also demeaning. Is he working his way through law school? Poor guy.
Yeah, let's give him a five instead of a one.
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It's terrible. All the girls oogle at you like a piece of meat, objectifying men like we're just some kind of object. Constantly badgering you for sex in the VIP room. But, a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do to put food on the table.
You poor thing. I bet some nights at work are tough. And after that, you have to go home and take care of your girl too? You must be exhausted all the time.
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Plus he said he's scared of "ginormous" butts. He wouldn't like me.
That most definitely was NOT me. I ain't scuured. It may not be a preference, however turning down a booty is not on the agenda.
Big girls need love too right?
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      07-08-2016, 09:30 AM   #33386
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That most definitely was NOT me. I ain't scuured. It may not be a preference, however turning down a booty is not on the agenda.
We'll see what you have to say when she wants you to eat it.
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Also demeaning. Is he working his way through law school? Poor guy.
Yeah, let's give him a five instead of a one.
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It's terrible. All the girls oogle at you like a piece of meat, objectifying men like we're just some kind of object. Constantly badgering you for sex in the VIP room. But, a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do to put food on the table.
You poor thing. I bet some nights at work are tough. And after that, you have to go home and take care of your girl too? You must be exhausted all the time.
I only carry hundreds.
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      07-08-2016, 09:34 AM   #33388
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I only carry hundreds.
So you're taking Axius's stripper money, exchanging it for hundreds and then bragging about it!?

Axius, I have a house that isn't currently occupied. If you want to start over, I'll let you stay there a few months so you can get on your feet.
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      07-08-2016, 09:35 AM   #33389
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I only carry hundreds.
So you're taking Axius's stripper money, exchanging it for hundreds and then bragging about it!?

Axius, I have a house that isn't currently occupied. If you want to start over, I'll let you stay there a few months so you can get on your feet.
Actually no, I raided Aatish spare change jar.
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I think this puts to rest the law school theory.
How dare you. Who do you think you are?!?!

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You poor thing. I bet some nights at work are tough. And after that, you have to go home and take care of your girl too? You must be exhausted all the time.
It really does take a lot of energy. Plus having to find time to work out, it's like the body never gets a rest.

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Big girls need love too right?
All girls need love, bae.

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We'll see what you have to say when she wants you to eat it.
Ummmm..., yes? I'll eat the hell out of a chicks ass, I'd do it before she even had a chance to request.

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So you're taking Axius's stripper money, exchanging it for hundreds and then bragging about it!?

Axius, I have a house that isn't currently occupied. If you want to start over, I'll let you stay there a few months so you can get on your feet.
I already told you, I enjoy the amenities of my trailer park. Thank you for your gracious offer though.
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Actually no, I raided Aatish spare change jar.
That awkward moment when you'll actually find spare change instead of hundreds.
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Ummmm..., yes? I'll eat the hell out of a chicks ass, I'd do it before she even had a chance to request.
My dude!
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I already told you, I enjoy the amenities of my trailer park. Thank you for your gracious offer though.
We can always find you a trailer again.








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I already told you, I enjoy the amenities of my trailer park. Thank you for your gracious offer though.
We can always find you a trailer again.








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We can always find you a trailer again.








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Wow, what's with the hate? Heh...
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We can always find you a trailer again.

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No deal. This one is filled with too many fond memories, most of which are reminded of by the blood splatters on the carpet and ceiling, broken windows covered with a towel, holes in the wall, doors knocked off the hinges, fridge and couch on the front porch, and my favorite Coors Light neon sign in the car port.

F87LUV is the girl that might actually be worth changing the lifestyle too, you never know.
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Wow, what's with the hate? Heh...
He doesn't like me very much. It's because I don't measure up to his uber selective Lebanese standards.
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