Off Topic Secret Santa - 2015

[dreamingat30fps]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Goats arrive by UPS within 48 hours. You can train them to speak. But they are Canadian, so every sentence will end in "eh".

Ugh, at least its for a good cause. I know c4driver has been looking forward to that gender assignment surgery for a long time, however I have a feeling that canadian goat will end up in the home dinner pics thread.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by dreamingat30fps

Ok sorry I can't keep up with OT, plus my attention span is about 12 sec.

So... how quickly after donating can I except to receive my canadian goat? Are they loud? Would I need HOA approval?

You'll get a ticket to the Ss lottery and you'll get us F8x dudes shine. We have as of bow been over run with the E9x guys, and that will not stand! I demand a victory for us!!!

Fucking a. No old metal can win with new metal!

@wah shut up.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by dreamingat30fps

Ugh, at least its for a good cause. I know c4driver has been looking forward to that gender assignment surgery for a long time, however I have a feeling that canadian goat will end up in the home dinner pics thread.

I've guaranteed to make the donation if bimmette skips town with out money.

(I might have to anyway, since I have a Finnish cc and I don't know if they can accept a direct donation via gofundme.)

Then I'll go and cook for her. That is worth 10k of torture.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Lups

I've guaranteed to make the donation if bimmette skips town with out money.

(I might have to anyway, since I have a Finnish cc and I don't know if they can accept a direct donation via gofundme.)

Then I'll go and cook for her. That is worth 10k of torture.

Goodbye, Bimmette... It was nice knowing you... If you eat Lup's cooking...

*moment of silence for Bimmette...*

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by shoei

Goodbye, Bimmette... It was nice knowing you... If you eat Lup's cooking...

*moment of silence for Bimmette...*

Lups has cooked for me before. She is an awesome cook but she makes fattening food! So yeah, I won't be able to fit in my car. And then I'd kill myself. So yup, I'd be dead.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by shoei

Goodbye, Bimmette... It was nice knowing you... If you eat Lup's cooking...

*moment of silence for Bimmette...*

And people think I'm kind and you saw straight through me.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Lups has cooked for me before. She is an awesome cook but she makes fattening food! So yeah, I won't be able to fit in my car. And then I'd kill myself. So yup, I'd be dead.

Oh come on. Bacon pasta is food done to perfection. Sure, m seats make it a rarity to have.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Lups has cooked for me before. She is an awesome cook but she makes fattening food! So yeah, I won't be able to fit in my car. And then I'd kill myself. So yup, I'd be dead.

I'm in the middle of a bulk, so basically I need Lups to come cook me dinner every day.

Lups, your services are requested. May I compensate you with goats?

[///M Power-Belgium]

This morning I started cultivating goats because after reading this thread I think it's a fucking gold mine !
And maybe I can trade some goats in for the insane Belgian driver taxes....Mmmm .

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Millions!

Oh you mean in regards to Secret Santa? I think we have 9 people playing, including me.

New tally?

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Axius

I'm in the middle of a bulk, so basically I need Lups to come cook me dinner every day.

Lups, your services are requested. May I compensate you with goats?

Going for dad bod?

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

New tally?

11 Secret Santa participants
USD $4740 in donations

[Lups]

Originally Posted by bimmette

11 Secret Santa participants
USD $4740 in donations

Some would say BMW drivers on average are very much into goats.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Lups

Some would say BMW drivers on average are very much into goats.

I'm planning on 1/1/2016 to open a goat shop .
But only undercover to avoid the insane Belgian taxes .
Maybe goats in black would be perfect to hide ?

[Lups]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

I'm planning on 1/1/2016 to open a goat shop .
But only undercover to avoid the insane Belgian taxes .
Maybe goats in black would be perfect to hide ?

I know exactly what to send you if I get you! Participate, we need to make us look good in Europe's side too!

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

I'm planning on 1/1/2016 to open a goat shop .
But only undercover to avoid the insane Belgian taxes .
Maybe goats in black would be perfect to hide ?

Why don't you run your goat shop at a loss to offset your other income? That way you can hang out with goats and pay less taxes!

[Axius]

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Goats!

[shoei]

I can't wait for the next animal...

"Annual bimmerpost Chinchilla Donation..."

[1MOREMOD]

Gerbils!

[Lups]

Originally Posted by shoei

I can't wait for the next animal...

"Annual bimmerpost Chinchilla Donation..."

Those animals are freaky.

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Gerbils!

I had two. One ate her own sister and then he died a few weeks later with a very sad look on his tiny face.

[Axius]

Rabbits! Mister Bunny Hop donation for Easter.



The kind that lay chocolate eggs, too.

[Biorin]

Next time we can all chip in to start the OT Farm Animal Breeding Program. Axius will live there full time as a caretaker, and we can donate the resulting offspring.