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If you're dumb enough to share your intentions with your roommate before you've gotten to a solid base with the chick, you can just let go. Your roommate is going to win since in her eyes you weren't that interested in the first place because you set him after her. Sorry.
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10-22-2015, 01:19 PM | #313 | |
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I'd go gay! No more periods, no more me being a bitch, no more feelings and we could play with our light sabers and nobody would be mean to us.
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10-22-2015, 01:21 PM | #314 | |
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Yup. Same concept behind a lot of bubbles, artificially created loose monetary policy is not a good thing... |
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10-22-2015, 01:25 PM | #315 |
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If we both turned into men and dated each other, would we be gay, lesbians, or straight?
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10-22-2015, 01:26 PM | #316 |
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Well, you completely turned down my first movie choice, which was a lovely menage e' tois between some lovely young females in love. But NO. Lups had other ideas in mind.
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And we'd be hot enough so we could probably get side pieces to play with us.
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10-22-2015, 01:28 PM | #319 |
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Haha, this thread has been great for my lack of productivity this morning.
At any given moment, why do women always like to ask, "what are you thinking about?"
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10-22-2015, 01:29 PM | #320 | |
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Stop whining you pussy! I thought we were watching porn while eating pizza but that was a real documentary you put on!
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10-22-2015, 01:30 PM | #322 |
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10-22-2015, 01:32 PM | #324 | ||
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That's why I do it at least.
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10-22-2015, 01:32 PM | #325 | |
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Second, it was a documentary. About three women who loved to bang each other. You would have known that if we didn't spend the entirety of the documentary under the sheets. |
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10-22-2015, 01:33 PM | #326 |
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Because women always have thoughts or an opinion about everything, and usually forget that us men are mindless zombies put on this earth for reproduction and changing light bulbs.
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10-22-2015, 01:33 PM | #327 | |
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Yeah, but since its not in his thread one can answer meanly.
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10-22-2015, 01:34 PM | #328 |
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I have noticed a pattern in the long term relationships that I have been in, that I will describe below, in your opinion is this normal? And from a woman's standpoint what would cause this?
The sex initially, is a daily occurrence most weeks (for the first four to seven months), and it consistently declines in frequency thereafter. Yet, my drive doesn't subside, and this is very frustrating...
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ASBSECU E93 and Axius tried talking dirty to me the other day by rattling off various financial terms. I was so into it. But if you love Hayek, I love you.
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