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      06-29-2016, 11:46 AM   #32583
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I wouldn't but you are also aware my legs look like like they belong on a flamingo. When I do interval bike or something it's in addition to my regular leg work. I feel like a wuss not doing them.
I worry about you... I feel like whatever supplement you have been taking lately might have estrogen... Too much talk about your toothpick legs and how you are getting old etc etc... Wait... Is this a midlife crisis?? Who here has gone through this?? ASBSECU E93 - is this similar to what you went through quite some decades ago??
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      06-29-2016, 11:53 AM   #32584
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My boobs aren't growing, I haven't been prone to clean or cook, and I don't cry at tv commercials?
What about sandwiches, made any sandwiches lately?
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I wouldn't but you are also aware my legs look like like they belong on a flamingo. When I do interval bike or something it's in addition to my regular leg work. I feel like a wuss not doing them.
I worry about you... I feel like whatever supplement you have been taking lately might have estrogen... Too much talk about your toothpick legs and how you are getting old etc etc... Wait... Is this a midlife crisis?? Who here has gone through this?? ASBSECU E93 - is this similar to what you went through quite some decades ago??
Ok - Grandpa

I'll still dunk on you, any time....any where.
Speaking of rigor mortis...
Question:

What's it like to have a newer, lighter, more expensive M that is slower than Ms Piggy?!?!
Not bad !!!

Feel pretty good about it especially considering she's about to get a tune and I haven't been blacklisted by some vendors yet which would prompt difficulty in securing parts for my lighter, less inferior version of the lineup, soon to be quicker than your bloated pig and warranty still exists vehicle...
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Or, waist is getting too small and upper body is getting too big. You should see how my dress shirts fit now. It's a damn shame.
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What's been happening here? I'm at LGA waiting for my flight.
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      06-29-2016, 12:06 PM   #32587
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I wouldn't but you are also aware my legs look like like they belong on a flamingo. When I do interval bike or something it's in addition to my regular leg work. I feel like a wuss not doing them.
I worry about you... I feel like whatever supplement you have been taking lately might have estrogen... Too much talk about your toothpick legs and how you are getting old etc etc... Wait... Is this a midlife crisis?? Who here has gone through this?? ASBSECU E93 - is this similar to what you went through quite some decades ago??
Ok - Grandpa

I'll still dunk on you, any time....any where.
Speaking of rigor mortis...
Question:

What's it like to have a newer, lighter, more expensive M that is slower than Ms Piggy?!?!
Not bad !!!

Feel pretty good about it especially considering she's about to get a tune and I haven't been blacklisted by some vendors yet which would prompt difficulty in securing parts for my lighter, less inferior version of the lineup, soon to be quicker than your bloated pig and warranty still exists vehicle...
I still have warranty on mine too!!!

If it'll make you feel better, I'll put my weed eater in the back seat and rev it when I pass you....that way you'll not be jealous of the S65 sound
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      06-29-2016, 12:11 PM   #32588
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What's been happening here? I'm at LGA waiting for my flight.
MK!!! We miss you.

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      06-29-2016, 12:12 PM   #32589
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I wouldn't but you are also aware my legs look like like they belong on a flamingo. When I do interval bike or something it's in addition to my regular leg work. I feel like a wuss not doing them.
I worry about you... I feel like whatever supplement you have been taking lately might have estrogen... Too much talk about your toothpick legs and how you are getting old etc etc... Wait... Is this a midlife crisis?? Who here has gone through this?? ASBSECU E93 - is this similar to what you went through quite some decades ago??
Ok - Grandpa

I'll still dunk on you, any time....any where.
Speaking of rigor mortis...
Question:

What's it like to have a newer, lighter, more expensive M that is slower than Ms Piggy?!?!
Not bad !!!

Feel pretty good about it especially considering she's about to get a tune and I haven't been blacklisted by some vendors yet which would prompt difficulty in securing parts for my lighter, less inferior version of the lineup, soon to be quicker than your bloated pig and warranty still exists vehicle...
I still have warranty on mine too!!!

If it'll make you feel better, I'll put my weed eater in the back seat and rev it when I pass you....that way you'll not be jealous of the S65 sound
It's fine... I'll add a bunch of whales in the trunk and backseat in mine...
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This is why there are tailors, son.

What's been happening here? I'm at LGA waiting for my flight.
Nothing much, just shoei and ASBSECU E93 debating the past and present everyday.

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      06-29-2016, 12:16 PM   #32591
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Nothing much, just shoei and ASBSECU E93 debating the past and present everyday.



This.
I'm waiting to catch a plane at LGA. Been here since Monday in meetings. So glad to be leaving. I will read the 15 pages I missed on the flight. Thank goodness it's direct.

silvergray545 Thanks. I may be up in your neck of the woods on biz in 10 days. Will PM if it happens.
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      06-29-2016, 12:21 PM   #32592
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This is why there are tailors, son.

What's been happening here? I'm at LGA waiting for my flight.
Nothing much, just shoei and ASBSECU E93 debating the past and present everyday.

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MK!!! We miss you.

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This.
You want some too?!?!

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      06-29-2016, 12:22 PM   #32593
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I'm waiting to catch a plane at LGA. Been here since Monday in meetings. So glad to be leaving. I will read the 15 pages I missed on the flight. Thank goodness it's direct.

silvergray545 Thanks. I may be up in your neck of the woods on biz in 10 days. Will PM if it happens.
Let me know! I think I'm free, off the top of my head.
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      06-29-2016, 12:24 PM   #32594
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Let me know! I think I'm free, off the top of my head.
Will do! I'm trying to get Dave Walter to arrange some one-on-one time with an M4GTS that is in the area, as well. If that happens...
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Hey Lups the wife actually ASKED ME to brush her hair yesterday!! Not sure if it was just her hands hurting or what, but I got a little chub before the funeral.
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Hey Lups the wife actually ASKED ME to brush her hair yesterday!! Not sure if it was just her hands hurting or what, but I got a little chub before the funeral.
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Will do! I'm trying to get Dave Walter to arrange some one-on-one time with an M4GTS that is in the area, as well. If that happens...
If that happens, you're going to pick my ass up and I'm going to show you the best roads in the area!

He runs a pretty good dealership. Unfortunately, whenever I've been in the market, he just doesn't have what I want. He gave me the best price on an F82 but wasn't able to locate one (and I didn't want to build one since I would have taken delivery in the winter) in a manual. Hence why I'm F82-less. Lol
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If that happens, you're going to pick my ass up and I'm going to show you the best roads in the area!

He runs a pretty good dealership. Unfortunately, whenever I've been in the market, he just doesn't have what I want. He gave me the best price on an F82 but wasn't able to locate one (and I didn't want to build one since I would have taken delivery in the winter) in a manual. Hence why I'm F82-less. Lol
I bolded your real problem.
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F82 > F80. Yeah, I said it.




Is this one of those brain teaser questions? Cause I solved it, the next sequence would be F87 > F82 > F80.





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      06-29-2016, 12:40 PM   #32603
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F82 > F80. Yeah, I said it.




S/C E93 > F80/82

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S/C E93 > F80/82

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