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      06-28-2016, 12:34 PM   #32385
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LOL I don't blame you. OT is the only thing keeping me around. I've gotta keep it interesting.

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      06-28-2016, 12:37 PM   #32388
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I've missed you man! Still frequenting F87post?


I have been okay, still preaching the gospel of fitness to the world and proclaiming my ignorance to the Internet. Also trying out dating apps again. You should see the thread I started. It's nuts.
Oh, hell no... I've stopped participating on the forums, basically. Lost interest. Made a few posts this week and that's all. Blergh.

Good for you, man. I was actually thinking of looking into one of the fitness threads as I need to step up the game. Have not excercised in half a year I think even though my phone keeps reminding me every evening. All I do is just running, and MTB and das not enuff.

P. S.: How are the broads and have you got the car yet??
The F87 forum needs better moderation. It's become a sh*t show. I don't post as much either. But that's mainly cause I have my car now.
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      06-28-2016, 12:39 PM   #32390
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If they actually start moderating, I'll never go back. I have posted a few things, then edited or deleted altogether because I remembered I was not in here. Hehe... Those guys are so troll-able.
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      06-28-2016, 12:40 PM   #32391
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I blame the fact that you bought an automatic M2...
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The F87 forum needs better moderation. It's become a sh*t show. I don't post as much either. But that's mainly cause I have my car now.
If they actually start moderating, I'll never go back.
What? There are like a hundred new nonsensical threads a day. Too much clutter. You can't access good info.
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What? There are like a hundred new nonsensical threads a day. Too much clutter. You can't access good info.
Lol. Good info?

Accurate pic of jtodd on F87post.

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I've missed you man! Still frequenting F87post?


I have been okay, still preaching the gospel of fitness to the world and proclaiming my ignorance to the Internet. Also trying out dating apps again. You should see the thread I started. It's nuts.
Oh, hell no... I've stopped participating on the forums, basically. Lost interest. Made a few posts this week and that's all. Blergh.

Good for you, man. I was actually thinking of looking into one of the fitness threads as I need to step up the game. Have not excercised in half a year I think even though my phone keeps reminding me every evening. All I do is just running, and MTB and das not enuff.

P. S.: How are the broads and have you got the car yet??
The F87 forum needs better moderation. It's become a sh*t show. I don't post as much either. But that's mainly cause I have my car now.
You should check out a TDi forum today....

VW announced their diesel settlement and the VW TDi owners are LOOSING THEIR MINDS
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What? There are like a hundred new nonsensical threads a day. Too much clutter. You can't access good info.
Oh yeah... I forgot that's what it was supposed to be for. I just assume all forums exist solely for my amusement. You're right though. Cannot find anything useful. I usually just check in on some things that have troll-able people in them and chum the waters a little.
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      06-28-2016, 12:43 PM   #32396
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I've missed you man! Still frequenting F87post?


I have been okay, still preaching the gospel of fitness to the world and proclaiming my ignorance to the Internet. Also trying out dating apps again. You should see the thread I started. It's nuts.
Oh, hell no... I've stopped participating on the forums, basically. Lost interest. Made a few posts this week and that's all. Blergh.

Good for you, man. I was actually thinking of looking into one of the fitness threads as I need to step up the game. Have not excercised in half a year I think even though my phone keeps reminding me every evening. All I do is just running, and MTB and das not enuff.

P. S.: How are the broads and have you got the car yet??
The F87 forum needs better moderation. It's become a sh*t show. I don't post as much either. But that's mainly cause I have my car now.
You should check out a TDi forum today....

VW announced their diesel settlement and the VW TDi owners are LOOSING THEIR MINDS
But that would be beneath me. #MLyfe





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I've missed you man! Still frequenting F87post?


I have been okay, still preaching the gospel of fitness to the world and proclaiming my ignorance to the Internet. Also trying out dating apps again. You should see the thread I started. It's nuts.
Oh, hell no... I've stopped participating on the forums, basically. Lost interest. Made a few posts this week and that's all. Blergh.

Good for you, man. I was actually thinking of looking into one of the fitness threads as I need to step up the game. Have not excercised in half a year I think even though my phone keeps reminding me every evening. All I do is just running, and MTB and das not enuff.

P. S.: How are the broads and have you got the car yet??
The F87 forum needs better moderation. It's become a sh*t show. I don't post as much either. But that's mainly cause I have my car now.
You should check out a TDi forum today....

VW announced their diesel settlement and the VW TDi owners are LOOSING THEIR MINDS
But that would be beneath me. #MLyfe





Oh yea - forgot the M2 isn't a M235

Seriously - TDi owners are SOOO easy to troll right now
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      06-28-2016, 12:49 PM   #32398
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I've missed you man! Still frequenting F87post?


I have been okay, still preaching the gospel of fitness to the world and proclaiming my ignorance to the Internet. Also trying out dating apps again. You should see the thread I started. It's nuts.
Oh, hell no... I've stopped participating on the forums, basically. Lost interest. Made a few posts this week and that's all. Blergh.

Good for you, man. I was actually thinking of looking into one of the fitness threads as I need to step up the game. Have not excercised in half a year I think even though my phone keeps reminding me every evening. All I do is just running, and MTB and das not enuff.

P. S.: How are the broads and have you got the car yet??
The F87 forum needs better moderation. It's become a sh*t show. I don't post as much either. But that's mainly cause I have my car now.
You should check out a TDi forum today....

VW announced their diesel settlement and the VW TDi owners are LOOSING THEIR MINDS
But that would be beneath me. #MLyfe





Oh yea - forgot the M2 isn't a M235

Seriously - TDi owners are SOOO easy to troll right now
I will gut you like a fish.
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I've missed you man! Still frequenting F87post?


I have been okay, still preaching the gospel of fitness to the world and proclaiming my ignorance to the Internet. Also trying out dating apps again. You should see the thread I started. It's nuts.
Oh, hell no... I've stopped participating on the forums, basically. Lost interest. Made a few posts this week and that's all. Blergh.

Good for you, man. I was actually thinking of looking into one of the fitness threads as I need to step up the game. Have not excercised in half a year I think even though my phone keeps reminding me every evening. All I do is just running, and MTB and das not enuff.

P. S.: How are the broads and have you got the car yet??
The F87 forum needs better moderation. It's become a sh*t show. I don't post as much either. But that's mainly cause I have my car now.
You should check out a TDi forum today....

VW announced their diesel settlement and the VW TDi owners are LOOSING THEIR MINDS
But that would be beneath me. #MLyfe





Oh yea - forgot the M2 isn't a M235

Seriously - TDi owners are SOOO easy to troll right now
Don't you have a TDi?

Don't know why I need to pick on your Volkswagen when I can just comment on your bloated e93?

Like when you put the blanket over your car every night after pulling into the garage...

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LOL I don't blame you. OT is the only thing keeping me around. I've gotta keep it interesting.

Running is a great option all-around, but you're right! Nothing like targeting those specific muscle groups. PM me if you want some specific split training routines, the shit is brutal but the hypertrophic gains are amazing.

Car build is getting submitted formally in late October-early November so it can be built by the time winter 2016-2017 ends. The dealer has my configuration and deposit already. It took a while to figure out exactly what I wanted, but I'm happy with what I decided on. Changed my mind a bunch of times smh.

And the women.... well.........
Thanks for the offer, I'll keep in my mind. I've got something written down that I was using last years when I was making those #gainz. Hell, even my relatives noticed. Shit was cash back in the day.

What build did you settle on may I ask? Is it 73% black?
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You should check out a TDi forum today....

VW announced their diesel settlement and the VW TDi owners are LOOSING THEIR MINDS
Shit, between 5 and 10k payout!? Is there a time frame that I have to have owned it in or can I go out and buy one today?
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I've missed you man! Still frequenting F87post?


I have been okay, still preaching the gospel of fitness to the world and proclaiming my ignorance to the Internet. Also trying out dating apps again. You should see the thread I started. It's nuts.
Oh, hell no... I've stopped participating on the forums, basically. Lost interest. Made a few posts this week and that's all. Blergh.

Good for you, man. I was actually thinking of looking into one of the fitness threads as I need to step up the game. Have not excercised in half a year I think even though my phone keeps reminding me every evening. All I do is just running, and MTB and das not enuff.

P. S.: How are the broads and have you got the car yet??
The F87 forum needs better moderation. It's become a sh*t show. I don't post as much either. But that's mainly cause I have my car now.
You should check out a TDi forum today....

VW announced their diesel settlement and the VW TDi owners are LOOSING THEIR MINDS
But that would be beneath me. #MLyfe





Oh yea - forgot the M2 isn't a M235

Seriously - TDi owners are SOOO easy to troll right now
Don't you have a TDi?

Don't know why I need to pick on your Volkswagen when I can just comment on your bloated e93?

Like when you put the blanket over your car every night after pulling into the garage...

Yep - have 2 TDi's....and I am fixin to get paid

My miss piggy is still quicker than your chainsaw
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Thanks for the offer, I'll keep in my mind. I've got something written down that I was using last years when I was making those #gainz. Hell, even my relatives noticed. Shit was cash back in the day.

What build did you settle on may I ask? Is it 73% black?
Well whatever works is what's most important! It's funny, I met up with a buddy of mine and his mom this past weekend and they thought I was juicing. It's crazy what can be attained as long as consistency is maintained.

And oddly enough, after debating Individual, bothering about a color that had been never done before, sending data off to the VIP development team...I decided on BSM/SS ZCP 6MT. Black is my new favorite color, for some reason. Now I can't unsee it. I want everything to be black (maybe not my woman, though).

So technically yes, it is 73% black since the full leather is half black, also.
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You should check out a TDi forum today....

VW announced their diesel settlement and the VW TDi owners are LOOSING THEIR MINDS
Shit, between 5 and 10k payout!? Is there a time frame that I have to have owned it in or can I go out and buy one today?
Nope - ownership and settlement are date specific.

I'll likely get ~ $17k for my 2011 Jetta
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What? There are like a hundred new nonsensical threads a day. Too much clutter. You can't access good info.
oh, look, they've lost another one!

*checks out the forum*
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