What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

LMFAO! I literally couldn't read that without laughing! Shit, man.

Originally Posted by Verbiage

FTFY, proper Caribbean accentuation has been infused.

LMAO I love how you typed out the accent

[Aatish]

Office soundtrack on point

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I still wouldn't mind a z4m coupe as daily

Originally Posted by F87LUV

Unicorn

I'm hoping to get one one day.

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Lol I started out on those boards when I used to want one. That's how I found out about all the ridiculous nutjobs over there like that Adem15436245372 guy.



Talk about a fugly unicorn. S54, man.

Daily drivers? M6 then i8. Drive the fuqing cars, man. All day, every day. NO GARAGE QUEENS!!

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Daily drivers? M6 then i8. Drive the fuqing cars, man. All day, every day. NO GARAGE QUEENS!!

Porsche updates, dad?

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

First of all, you need a Porsche. Second, it has to be a Turbo or GT3-RS.

There. FIFY.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Porsche updates, dad?

Nothing yet. M4 GTS build starts next month. Off to the aircraft!!

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Daily drivers? M6 then i8. Drive the fuqing cars, man. All day, every day. NO GARAGE QUEENS!!

I drive mine into nyc almost everyday.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

There. FIFY.

Haha well played. RS or bust.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Haha well played. RS or bust.

You know what else you should bust?

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

You know what else you should bust?

A move?

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

You know what else you should bust?

A nut?

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

A move?

Originally Posted by silvergray545

A nut?

ON DAT STONER.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

ON DAT STONER.

Sorry bruh, I don't see it happening. Stoner plus gauges equals no boner.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Sorry bruh, I don't see it happening. Stoner plus gauges equals no boner.

You know what to do then, right?




You must spark one up with her, young padawan. You two must become one to produce the physical manifestation of the herbal matrimony.

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Sorry bruh, I don't see it happening. Stoner plus gauges equals no boner.

And now the bubble is busted.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

You know what to do then, right?




You must spark one up with her, young padawan. You two must become one to produce the physical manifestation of the herbal matrimony.

I've never smoked in my life. Don't see a need to start now.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

I've never smoked in my life. Don't see a need to start now.

Yeah I was just kidding, man. She doesn't look anywhere near good enough to even do it once.


Shit, this isn't the Tinder thread, is it? LOL.


BTW, that was totally a jtodd_fl response.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Yeah I was just kidding, man. She doesn't look anywhere near good enough to even do it once.


Shit, this isn't the Tinder thread, is it? LOL.


BTW, that was totally a jtodd_fl response.

LMAO

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Daily drivers? M6 then i8. Drive the fuqing cars, man. All day, every day. NO GARAGE QUEENS!!

What if I qualify for the airbag recall loaner? I might not get to drive it for a while, but I'd get a free rental to beat on for a while.

Pros: Free car, no wear and tear, take a break from repairs and maintenance.

Cons: Rental car, can't drive fun car in summer

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by RJ_

What if I qualify for the airbag recall loaner? I might not get to drive it for a while, but I'd get a free rental to beat on for a while.

Pros: Free car, no wear and tear, take a break from repairs and maintenance.

Cons: Rental car, can't drive fun car in summer

I was tracking my car with the faulty airbag. #yolo #nofucksgiven #gotballs?

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

I was tracking my car with the faulty airbag. #yolo #nofucksgiven #gotballs?

I think I have a faulty airbag in the E92. I should have them do something about that....

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

I think I have a faulty airbag in the E92. I should have them do something about that....

I got a letter from BMW saying they'll have to replace the driver's and passenger's airbags. The passenger's one was replaced but there is no replacement for the driver's side. Umm...shouldn't the driver's be fixed first!?

EDIT: Are you keeping the E92?