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      06-26-2016, 05:06 AM   #31989
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wish I could sleep but sleeping is awkward now.
Maybe it's a sign that you should delete that app and go out to objectify women in person?
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this one is actually looking for a ring.
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I had also a Rachel but she was +/- => - 70 kg
Imagine your Rachel on top of you riding....After a while you would look like a pancake ..
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wish I could sleep but sleeping is awkward now.
Maybe it's a sign that you should delete that app and go out to objectify women in person?
Men don't do that anymore when they can do it via interwebz. People can't even walk down the street looking up from their phones anymore.
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Whoa she has 2 folds on the inside of her elbow .
Double elbow cleavage? Are you excited?
On the bright side, I think she's kinda Internet famous.
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Men don't do that anymore when they can do it via interwebz. People can't even walk down the street looking up from their phones anymore.
Plus, it's way easier to do when they aren't there to respond and react. Same with picking fights and calling other guys gay and stuff. Way easier to do behind the protection of anonymity. Let's be honest, the Internet makes everything easier. Even being sanctimonious, but I'm working on that.
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Men don't do that anymore when they can do it via interwebz. People can't even walk down the street looking up from their phones anymore.
Plus, it's way easier to do when they aren't there to respond and react. Same with picking fights and calling other guys gay and stuff. Way easier to do behind the protection of anonymity. Let's be honest, the Internet makes everything easier. Even being sanctimonious, but I'm working on that.
But I've always wanted to pour a drink over a guy's head at a bar like they do in the movies when he offends a woman. Can't do that via Internet.
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But I've always wanted to pour a drink over a guy's head at a bar like they do in the movies when he offends a woman. Can't do that via Internet.
It's America in 2016. Tase him. Or shoot him if you're going for street cred.
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Men don't do that anymore when they can do it via interwebz. People can't even walk down the street looking up from their phones anymore.
Plus, it's way easier to do when they aren't there to respond and react. Same with picking fights and calling other guys gay and stuff. Way easier to do behind the protection of anonymity. Let's be honest, the Internet makes everything easier. Even being sanctimonious, but I'm working on that.
But I've always wanted to pour a drink over a guy's head at a bar like they do in the movies when he offends a woman. Can't do that via Internet.
It's America in 2016. Tase him. Or shoot him if you're going for street cred.
Actually in America in 2016, I would get b*tch slapped back. That's how guys roll nowadays. "Equal rights"
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Shit like that makes me cringe, the thought of hitting a woman. Dunno how men do it.


Even though sometimes, I feel like they need that to spark some sort of sexual ignition. Weirdos.
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I hope that's not true.
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Shit like that makes me cringe, the thought of hitting a woman. Dunno how men do it.


Even though sometimes, I feel like they need that to spark some sort of sexual ignition. Weirdos.
I've had numerous men get in my face at clubs/outside of bars etc. I don't go around drunk talking sh*t either. I'm usually minding my own business.
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I dunno. What if she turns on me? Or over onto me?
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Shit like that makes me cringe, the thought of hitting a woman. Dunno how men do it.


Even though sometimes, I feel like they need that to spark some sort of sexual ignition. Weirdos.
I've had numerous men get in my face at clubs/outside of bars etc.
I've seen it happen in person. I've actually had to get in between a few of those situations, it's hard to see things like that but I've never even contemplated the risk I put myself in. It's just kind of an automatic reaction.


It's never been between a BF and GF though. That's personal beef.
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I dunno. What if she turns on me? Or over onto me?
Called a cold weather woman. Put her on the back burner until winter
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Also, currently on the toilet.

Bought Five Guys and an order of Cajun fries last night. It was awesome, considering I don't eat those foods anymore, but as soon as I finished it, I knew what I had done.

How TF do people eat this shit all the time? I literally just threw $12.60 away.
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It's never been between a BF and GF though. That's personal beef.
The only literal knock down, drag out, bloodletting, fist fight I ever got in was prying some asshole off of his girlfriend. The savagery that some people have in them is dumbfounding. I was lucky he wasn't armed and he's lucky I have self-control.
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