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      06-23-2016, 11:04 AM   #31703
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I tried it again last night by myself by looking through the triangle at an object far away. If I close my right eye, the object doesn't move. But if I close my left eye, it moves. So my left eye is dominant.
Whoa. I learned something. I am also right-handed and left-eye dominant.

1MOREMOD When you said you shoot right eye... I had a HORRIBLE mental picture. Don't ever talk about shooting your eye again. EVAR... please.
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I tried it again last night by myself by looking through the triangle at an object far away. If I close my right eye, the object doesn't move. But if I close my left eye, it moves. So my left eye is dominant.
Whoa. I learned something. I am also right-handed and left-eye dominant.
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That is....beautiful form.
Beautiful ?
I thank God on my knees for it !

Look...Personal I think if Tara had presented her video like the girl (see pic)
She would rock 10,000,000 millions of YouTube views in only 24 hours and this means cash !
These day's it's all about merchandising and marketing !
Do you see my point ?
And Tara has the looks for it ...So why not ?
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      06-23-2016, 11:10 AM   #31706
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Ha, nice! I actually changed my main pic to one of me smiling in the gym, and I've already gotten 3 matches.

I don't take many smiling pics, but when I do, they're only for dating apps.
HAHAHA why am I not surprised.

As I was typing this, I got a message from a match on Bumble. That's like a rare occurrence. Lol
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Whoa. I learned something. I am also right-handed and left-eye dominant.
I'm doubting the validity of this test. That means I've been shooting with my non-dominant eye for 13 years! Wtf!
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      06-23-2016, 11:11 AM   #31707
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Perfect posture for...shooting
Indeed , I would shoot it without bow !
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Beautiful ?
I thank God on my knees for it !

Look...Personal I think if Tara had presented her video like the girl (see pic)
She would rock 10,000,000 millions of YouTube views in only 24 hours and this means cash !
These day's it's all about merchandising and marketing !
Do you see my point ?
And Tara has the looks for it ...So why not ?
*insert leg hump emoji*
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      06-23-2016, 11:12 AM   #31709
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Indeed , I would shoot it without bow !
I see what you did there.

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HAHAHA why am I not surprised.

As I was typing this, I got a message from a match on Bumble. That's like a rare occurrence. Lol
Did the match actually look good though?


That's the ultimate question.. unless you're just reckless like me and swipe right for everything out of frustration and get messages from all the brazen cows.
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      06-23-2016, 11:14 AM   #31711
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*insert leg hump emoji*
Exactly my friend !
Leg humping is merchandising as well..
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      06-23-2016, 11:18 AM   #31712
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Beautiful ?
I thank God on my knees for it !

Look...Personal I think if Tara had presented her video like the girl (see pic)
She would rock 10,000,000 millions of YouTube views in only 24 hours and this means cash !
These day's it's all about merchandising and marketing !
Do you see my point ?
And Tara has the looks for it ...So why not ?
Some people prefer to reserve these particular assets for more private engagements and allow their non physical assets to "do the work." There are things you appreciate and then things you respect. I have rarely respected someone for the way they look, even if I do appreciate it. I like to spend time with someone that lots of people respect, but who allows me to do most of the appreciating.
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Some people prefer to reserve these particular assets for more private engagements and allow their non physical assets to "do the work." There are things you appreciate and then things you respect. I have rarely respected someone for the way they look, even if I do appreciate it. I like to spend time with someone that lots of people respect, but who allows me to do most of the appreciating.
I don't appreciate the seriousness of this post.


EDIT: Also, was making my eyes bleed.
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      06-23-2016, 11:24 AM   #31714
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I don't appreciate the seriousness of this post.


EDIT: Also, was making my eyes bleed.
Thanks for the fix. I HATE when I do that.... makes me feel like smoosh 's tinder lady.
*goes and measures eyebrow separation*

Sorry so srs. I like eye candy too... but, maybe I am just old, but I like brain candy more. Fortunately, there (they're their) exists some that are a feast for the brain and the eyes.
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Whoa. I learned something. I am also right-handed and left-eye dominant.

1MOREMOD When you said you shoot right eye... I had a HORRIBLE mental picture. Don't ever talk about shooting your eye again. EVAR... please.
For you i will shoot on both eyes.
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ME!

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      06-23-2016, 11:29 AM   #31718
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For you i will shoot on both eyes.
One at a time would be a TRUE honor
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Did the match actually look good though?


That's the ultimate question.. unless you're just reckless like me and swipe right for everything out of frustration and get messages from all the brazen cows.
She's not bad. I'll see what happens.

And I'm not reckless like you. I'm actually a picky bitch.
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I don't appreciate the seriousness of this post.


EDIT: Also, was making my eyes bleed.
This.
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Thanks for the fix. I HATE when I do that.... makes me feel like smoosh 's tinder lady.
*goes and measures eyebrow separation*

Sorry so srs. I like eye candy too... but, maybe I am just old, but I like brain candy more. Fortunately, there (they're their) exists some that are a feast for the brain and the eyes.
+1 for being old.

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She's not bad. I'll see what happens.

And I'm not reckless like you. I'm actually a picky bitch.
I mean I'm not reckless anymore. Just when I'm drunk. Which is seldom, these days.


The match notification high gets killed pretty quick when I can identify jowls from the thumbnail.
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Some people prefer to reserve these particular assets for more private engagements and allow their non physical assets to "do the work." Their are things you appreciate and then things you respect. I have rarely respected someone for the way they look, even if I do appreciate it. I like to spend time with someone that lots of people respect, but who allows me to do most of the appreciating.
F@ck ! I think you took me serious ? Is this you ?
My friend this thread has the name => "The whore thread"
In short =>I'm Kidding just like you guys .
If someone took my BS serious I'll throw my apologies under it ..
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F@ck ! I think you took me serious ? Is this you ?
My friend this thread has the name => "The whore thread"
In short =>I'm Kidding just like you guys .
If someone took my BS serious I'll throw my apologies under it ..
Nah! I didn't take you seriously. Sorry for getting emo on you. A 17 y/o daughter makes you more selective about these sorts of things. It's all good.

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I mean I'm not reckless anymore. Just when I'm drunk. Which is seldom, these days.


The match notification high gets killed pretty quick when I can identify jowls from the thumbnail.
I'm calling BS due to the savage comment that followed immediately.
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