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      03-04-2019, 01:46 PM   #3147
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Maybe she’s just advertising what’s down below... (lol)
Maybe's ass! She's not just "maybe advertising" she is soothsaying the future of you shaking the hand of her panty hampster!
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WTF?! I leave this thread for a couple days and come back to "How do I pick up hairy armpitted chicks at the gym?" You all cant be left alone for a minute.
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what wrong with a little armpit hair?
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what wrong with a little armpit hair?
I'm not here to judge, sir. You do you.
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Maybe's ass! She's not just "maybe advertising" she is soothsaying the future of you shaking the hand of her panty hampster!
I do like ‘em to look like grownups down there, I freely admit...
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A friend of mine met his wife at the gym, he even approached her while she was using the hip abduction machine, lol quite ballsy. I'd consider that a success
I’ve heard of success stories as well. All depends on the person being approached and the approach itself. Last thing anyone wants is to alienate people at the gym - don’t shit where you sleep so to speak.
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I do like ‘em to look like grownups down there, I freely admit...
I don't mind a little hair, I also like them clean shaven, but to have a jungle down there just isn't for me. Manicured in whatever state is a must.
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I don't mind a little hair, I also like them clean shaven, but to have a jungle down there just isn't for me. Manicured in whatever state is a must.
I always like my haircut not to look like I just got a haircut...
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I always like my haircut not to look like I just got a haircut...
Me too.....but my head is kept shaved.
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Me too.....but my head is kept shaved.
Do you do it yourself, or go somewhere? I've considered it, due to the fact that the passage of time is pretty much dictating it - within a year or two it will be fait accompli whether I lift a finger or not.

Or I'll look like Homer Simpson.

But I've been skeptical of shaving my own head...could do the top and sides, but not sure about a razor to the back where I can't see.
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Me too.....but my head is kept shaved.
Do you do it yourself, or go somewhere? I've considered it, due to the fact that the passage of time is pretty much dictating it - within a year or two it will be fait accompli whether I lift a finger or not.

Or I'll look like Homer Simpson.

But I've been skeptical of shaving my own head...could do the top and sides, but not sure about a razor to the back where I can't see.
I use a set of oyster classic 76 clippers with a 0000 blade. Been doing my own hair cuts for the past 15 yrs or so. I do it a couple times a week. Never taken a blade to my head though.
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Do you do it yourself, or go somewhere? I've considered it, due to the fact that the passage of time is pretty much dictating it - within a year or two it will be fait accompli whether I lift a finger or not.

Or I'll look like Homer Simpson.

But I've been skeptical of shaving my own head...could do the top and sides, but not sure about a razor to the back where I can't see.
I don't use a razor. I use this thing https://www.amazon.com/Remington-HC4...gateway&sr=8-5

About once or twice a week I use a phillips/norelco One Blade at 1.5mm on it to get it nice and short and clean.

I still have stubble but my hair on top is so thin it's more like brown smoke or brown fog that just kinda hovers around my cranium. I got tired of the socially inept making comments about my hair. I don't go around calling people out for their less than perfect physical attributes and not sure why they felt they needed to point out they noticed mine but whatever. I'd rather keep it stubbly than to try and hang on to something that isn't there. I miss my hair but I do get compliments on the shaved head.
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Actually, shaving the back is the easiest part I do. Try to scrape a line in the middle, then work to one ear. "See" where the line is with the other hand for the next stroke.
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I don't use a razor. I use this thing https://www.amazon.com/Remington-HC4...gateway&sr=8-5

About once or twice a week I use a phillips/norelco One Blade at 1.5mm on it to get it nice and short and clean.

I still have stubble but my hair on top is so thin it's more like brown smoke or brown fog that just kinda hovers around my cranium. I got tired of the socially inept making comments about my hair. I don't go around calling people out for their less than perfect physical attributes and not sure why they felt they needed to point out they noticed mine but whatever. I'd rather keep it stubbly than to try and hang on to something that isn't there. I miss my hair but I do get compliments on the shaved head.
who tf does this, this is literal subhuman behavior
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This thread is a real gem indeed lol
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      03-05-2019, 03:00 PM   #3162
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who tf does this, this is literal subhuman behavior
It always took me by surprise also. I can't tell you how many times when working with the public that people would say things such as "your hair is really thin on top" or "your hair is thin enough to need a toupee'" or "I hear rogaine and hair transplants aren't as expensive as they used to be."

I'm typically quick witted and at times have a mouth that gets me into hot water but firing back comments about their appearance doesn't make me a better person or the victor in the exchange. I take solace in the fact I have a little (not much ) class. These are the people that others will constantly try to avoid and will end up nowhere in life. I can shave my head, lose weight, etc. they will always be the people that no one will respect.
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It always took me by surprise also. I can't tell you how many times when working with the public that people would say things such as "your hair is really thin on top" or "your hair is thin enough to need a toupee'" or "I hear rogaine and hair transplants aren't as expensive as they used to be."

I'm typically quick witted and at times have a mouth that gets me into hot water but firing back comments about their appearance doesn't make me a better person or the victor in the exchange. I take solace in the fact I have a little (not much ) class. These are the people that others will constantly try to avoid and will end up nowhere in life. I can shave my head, lose weight, etc. they will always be the people that no one will respect.
If these are friends joking around with you its one thing, but if these are strangers/new acquaintances that's a huge character flaw on their part. Those types of people are clearly unhappy with themselves and think pointing out the less than perfect attributes of others will somehow make them feel better about themselves.
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If these are friends joking around with you its one thing, but if these are strangers/new acquaintances that's a huge character flaw on their part. Those types of people are clearly unhappy with themselves and think pointing out the less than perfect attributes of others will somehow make them feel better about themselves.
Agreed. None of these individuals were friends. Mostly all of them customers when I worked in the cell phone industry. I didn't take any of it personally as it's my head and I know my hair was thinning.

My true friends find much more hurtful things to say.....as true friends do.
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Agreed. None of these individuals were friends. Mostly all of them customers when I worked in the cell phone industry. I didn't take any of it personally as it's my head and I know my hair was thinning.

My true friends find much more hurtful things to say.....as true friends do.
Yeah, see all the comments I get about my thinning hair is from friends.

That being said, more than once they've tipped the doorman somewhere we are going to ask for my ID and tell me something to the effect of I look nothing like my picture / OR I had a lot more hair back then.

Threw me off the first time, but then I saw them about 10 feet away doubled over laughing and I pieced it together.

It's ok...I have paid them back.
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Is it just me, or do you sorta associate a hairy armpit on a female as probably not smelling very good...
Nope. I'm more the model dating type though I'm becoming fond of the volley ball players. As long as they bathe. And shave. Often.
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I just associate it with NO. Let's be real, I understand the hair is natural; but in the same sense not cutting my fingernails, nasal hair, trimming body hair, shaving my face or getting a hair cut is along the same lines.
She is GROSS. UGH

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Dude that’s gross!! Lol

She going au naturale?
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I am the only one who sometimes likes to snuggle into my SO's armpit

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Maybe she’s just advertising what’s down below... (lol)
Call the FTC...I'm sure this type of advertising is illegal.

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Maybe's ass! She's not just "maybe advertising" she is soothsaying the future of you shaking the hand of her panty hampster!


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WTF?! I leave this thread for a couple days and come back to "How do I pick up hairy armpitted chicks at the gym?" You all cant be left alone for a minute.
You already knew this. Once you leave for more than a few hours your brain starts reverting back to actual normal rather than BP OT normal which is somewhat akin to brain damage. You knew it was coming:

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I'm not here to judge, sir. You do you.
We have standards here. Not many, but unwanted hair is included.

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I do like ‘em to look like grownups down there, I freely admit...
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I don't mind a little hair, I also like them clean shaven, but to have a jungle down there just isn't for me. Manicured in whatever state is a must.
Thanks for redeeming this. Kinda. Oh WTF...
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