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[FuriouslyFast]

Originally Posted by pennsiveguy

Why, you trying to get out of paying the tonnage tax on one of your girls?

That's a good one.

I spoke to a local lawyer since posting. Gotta put a company trying to scam me in their place.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by pennsiveguy

Send that one to me. I'll mount a snow plow on it and plow my 1/4-mile-long driveway with it. We'll call it a "storage fee," and I wouldn't need any further compensation beyond that.

I'd say no, I had dibs since he offered it to me first, but on further reflection, I actually really want to see you put a plow on a Countach or something similarly low slung.

And then I want to see just how long before the guys near you see it, realize this was a car from a poster they once hung on their walls and you've pretty much committed a sacrilegious act and show up at your house with pitchforks and torches.

Edit: You guys don't have guns down there in the States do you? Pitchforks and torches is still an appropriate term?

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

LOL!

My beautiful Italian lady!

It means fight! Fist fight!!

How are you today?

Oh. Duh... I should have got that. I'm good. I had an excellent customer meeting. You?

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

Oh. Duh... I should have got that. I'm good. I had an excellent customer meeting. You?

Lol! We can't get them all.

I'm well and off for this Lundi Gras. Well, I did have one meeting with my atty at 9 but now I'm chilling at home watching Hunters in the quiet. Will meet E later this evening.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

4WD or AWD? I only ask because I suspect the former means you probably aren't offering an exotic, but instead a truck. Ah, who am I kidding, beggars can't be choosers, so I'll take it anyways.



Pot - kettle, kettle - pot.

Hey! I only get the Stuff AFTER they're dead. AFTER. I'm not out trolling for Stuff from people who are still alive. You're not even letting them get sick with the Corona Virus. C'mon!!

[pennsiveguy]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

I'd say no, I had dibs since he offered it to me first, but on further reflection, I actually really want to see you put a plow on a Countach or something similarly low slung.

And then I want to see just how long before the guys near you see it, realize this was a car from a poster they once hung on their walls and you've pretty much committed a sacrilegious act and show up at your house with pitchforks and torches.

Edit: You guys don't have guns down there in the States do you? Pitchforks and torches is still an appropriate term?

Low-slung? Not to worry. You back it into the shed with the plow mounted up and ready to go. Open the door, hit the throttle and drop the plow, and you've got a clean even surface everywhere you go.

The gull-wing doors are ideal for getting out to pee when you've plowed a big trench and you're tight alongside a 3-foot tall snowbank. That was the original motivation for the design, 'cause a swinging door wouldn't open. Little piece of Lambo trivia for ya there.

Actually, my cabin is in a very remote and rural area of northern Wisconsin. If the locals found out I was harboring a fancy I-talian car shaped like a wood splitting wedge that sounds like a chainsaw, they'd start questioning my patriotism (again). They already think I'm goofier than a shit-house rat; this would just be another week's worth of conversation fodder at the local taverns.

[Darth One]

So with all the furor coming out of the NFL combine about a certain presumptive #1 pick QB “only” having 9-inch hands, i am concerned that hand size is yet another measurement that we now will be made to feel inadequate about.

I confess that my hand size, according to the measurement app on my iPhone, is 8 inches. Should i now have hand size envy? I have been told that i have the most common glove size, so the rest of you fuckers aren’t better off!

[pennsiveguy]

Originally Posted by FuriouslyFast

That's a good one.

I spoke to a local lawyer since posting. Gotta put a company trying to scam me in their place.

Usually a sternly-worded letter on a law firm's letterhead has a "clarifying" effect on things, and they'll stop the fuckery.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by pennsiveguy

Low-slung? Not to worry. You back it into the shed with the plow mounted up and ready to go. Open the door, hit the throttle and drop the plow, and you've got a clean even surface everywhere you go.

The gull-wing doors are ideal for getting out to pee when you've plowed a big trench and you're tight alongside a 3-foot tall snowbank. That was the original motivation for the design, 'cause a swinging door wouldn't open. Little piece of Lambo trivia for ya there.

Actually, my cabin is in a very remote and rural area of northern Wisconsin. If the locals found out I was harboring a fancy I-talian car shaped like a wood splitting wedge that sounds like a chainsaw, they'd start questioning my patriotism (again). They already think I'm goofier than a shit-house rat; this would just be another week's worth of conversation fodder at the local taverns.

I suspect you and I would get along quite well in real life lol.

[dinonz]

Originally Posted by pennsiveguy

Send that one to me. I'll mount a snow plow on it and plow my 1/4-mile-long driveway with it. We'll call it a "storage fee," and I wouldn't need any further compensation beyond that.

Your car is already on it's way - keep an eye out!

[Darth One]

ugh, i was in a hurry today to get out of the gym and forgot to clean off my weight bench after i was done. an offense worthy of a flogging (i'm serious, it's fucking disgusting and i get really mad when other people don't do it)

[1MOREMOD]

I never clean anything, I'm not a sweaty pig boy.

[pennsiveguy]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

I suspect you and I would get along quite well in real life lol.

I bet you're right, but you're probably a sensible and well-adjusted chap nonetheless.

[pennsiveguy]

Originally Posted by dinonz

Your car is already on it's way - keep an eye out!

Cool. I've got a little self-propelled blower I can make do with in the meantime.

[M_Six]

^^^^^^^^^I'll need one of those to run escort for me tomorrow.

[pennsiveguy]

Originally Posted by Darth One

So with all the furor coming out of the NFL combine about a certain presumptive #1 pick QB “only” having 9-inch hands, i am concerned that hand size is yet another measurement that we now will be made to feel inadequate about.

I confess that my hand size, according to the measurement app on my iPhone, is 8 inches. Should i now have hand size envy? I have been told that i have the most common glove size, so the rest of you fuckers aren’t better off!

Mine are more like paws. A little under 8" long, but 4-1/4" wide and as thick as a $50 rib-eye. I could never throw a spiral worth a shit. It was like trying to pick up a basketball with a Channel-Lock. But I can shoot 200 rounds out of a .44 mag and still brush my teeth when I get home.

[cmyx6go]

I really hate when I click on the Cool pic thread instead of the LOL pic thread.

Carry on.

[Dang3r]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

I really hate when I click on the Cool pic thread instead of the LOL pic thread.

Carry on.

I feel for you. My former expectations joining here years ago were more like cars and stuff and no wannabe-bunnies.
But to be honest: Im just a guy like other, as long as I don't got prancercized, Im fine

[pennsiveguy]

Originally Posted by M_Six

^^^^^^^^^I'll need one of those to run escort for me tomorrow.

Keep us posted on your travel progress. We'll be glad to hear you made it. Godspeed and best wishes for a safe trip.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by pennsiveguy

I bet you're right, but you're probably a sensible and well-adjusted chap nonetheless.

I'm really good at facades.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

I really hate when I click on the Cool pic thread instead of the LOL pic thread.

Carry on.

Sayeth the one who implicity requested T&A pics of MKSixer latest woman....the lady doth protest too much, methinks!

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Dang3r

I feel for you. My former expectations joining here years ago were more like cars and stuff and no wannabe-bunnies.
But to be honest: Im just a guy like other, as long as I don't got prancercized, Im fine

I love to prancercise people.