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      04-08-2021, 02:11 PM   #31307
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We call them sidewalk engineers.
Only the engineers have their shirt pocket sewn upside down (to fit the shovel handle)
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We call them sidewalk engineers.

Many decades ago I was doing my quarterly garage cleaning where I take everything out and clean the area. As I put stuff back into the garage I decide if it should be placed into the trash instead. Anyway, across the street there was one city worker with a shovel digging a hole with 6 or so guys in white shirts standing around watching him dig. As I was finishing up I walked over and told the group of guys I had a couple extra shovels if any of them wanted to help.

The guy in the hole chuckled, a few of the guys mumbled something and the rest got in their trucks and left.
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      04-08-2021, 03:07 PM   #31311
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that was very educational.
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that was very educational.
There are some other Samuel L. Jackson motherf**ker vids, as most of us probably already know, but I think they're not allowed here and have to be viewed on YouTube.
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Guess I'm wrong. lol

They can be viewed here.



Unless the mods delete it.
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      04-08-2021, 07:47 PM   #31317
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      04-08-2021, 09:51 PM   #31318
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      04-09-2021, 08:57 AM   #31322
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Too soon?

I'm ok with it but some folks on here might find me a bit over the top.
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A Friday Giggle for my friends in Ottawa.


Brad lived in Ottawa and was a lifelong Liberal environmentalist. He was sick of the world; of Covid-19, Brexit, Russian belligerence, global warming, racial tensions, and the rest of the disturbing stories that occupy media headlines.

Brad drove his car into his garage and then sealed every doorway and window as best he could. He got back into his car and wound down all the windows, selected his favorite radio station, started the car and revved it to a slow idle.

A worried neighbor peered through his garage window and saw him in the car. She notified the emergency services and they broke in, pulling Brad from the car.

A little sip of water and, surprisingly, he was in perfect condition . . . but his Tesla had a dead battery.
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A Friday Giggle for my friends in Ottawa.


Brad lived in Ottawa and was a lifelong Liberal environmentalist. He was sick of the world; of Covid-19, Brexit, Russian belligerence, global warming, racial tensions, and the rest of the disturbing stories that occupy media headlines.

Brad drove his car into his garage and then sealed every doorway and window as best he could. He got back into his car and wound down all the windows, selected his favorite radio station, started the car and revved it to a slow idle.

A worried neighbor peered through his garage window and saw him in the car. She notified the emergency services and they broke in, pulling Brad from the car.

A little sip of water and, surprisingly, he was in perfect condition . . . but his Tesla had a dead battery.
I'm gonna steal this. A friend in Ottawa just bought a Chevy Bolt about three weeks ago. He'll get a kick out of it.
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A Friday Giggle for my friends in Ottawa.


Brad lived in Ottawa and was a lifelong Liberal environmentalist. He was sick of the world; of Covid-19, Brexit, Russian belligerence, global warming, racial tensions, and the rest of the disturbing stories that occupy media headlines.

Brad drove his car into his garage and then sealed every doorway and window as best he could. He got back into his car and wound down all the windows, selected his favorite radio station, started the car and revved it to a slow idle.

A worried neighbor peered through his garage window and saw him in the car. She notified the emergency services and they broke in, pulling Brad from the car.

A little sip of water and, surprisingly, he was in perfect condition . . . but his Tesla had a dead battery.
This is so fake. A real Tesla would have called 911, and driven him to the hospital, all while soothing him with calm music along the way.
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