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      06-15-2016, 10:05 PM   #31263
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I really should smile more often...
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I really should smile more often...
Yes. Smiling is awesome.
It is. I need to do it more.
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I really should smile more often...
Yes. Smiling is awesome.
It is. I need to do it more.
Guys also need to smile more in pics. They look more attractive and less like a douche if they would just smile.
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Guys also need to smile more in pics. They look more attractive and less like a douche if they would just smile.
I agree with you on that. Every dude I know just makes this pout "I'm constipated" looking face in their photos.

On the other end, girls need to stop making those kissy/fish faces.

Make up also needs to be limited. A little bit of blush, mascara, and eye liner is fine. That smokey eye shadow doesn't hurt either, as long as it's not too pronounce.
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      06-15-2016, 10:46 PM   #31270
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Guys also need to smile more in pics. They look more attractive and less like a douche if they would just smile.
I agree with you on that. Every dude I know just makes this pout "I'm constipated" looking face in their photos.

On the other end, girls need to stop making those kissy/fish faces.

Make up also needs to be limited. A little bit of blush, mascara, and eye liner is fine. That smokey eye shadow doesn't hurt either, as long as it's not too pronounce.
Haha! Yeah those duck faces

Actually today I was on IG and one of those makeover pages came up on my explore page and some of those before and afters are so shocking! I won't leave the house with zero makeup but yikes some girls wear way too much!
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Haha! Yeah those duck faces

Actually today I was on IG and one of those makeover pages came up on my explore page and some of those before and afters are so shocking! I won't leave the house with zero makeup but yikes some girls wear way too much!
I don't mind a girl getting her makeup done before grabbing a coffee or something. I get that. It's when they have an entire layer of the stuff on top of their skin. And they take an hour to do it.

Hence why I always give them 10 minutes prior to my arrival .

The ducky face. That's what it's called lol
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I agree with you on that. Every dude I know just makes this pout "I'm constipated" looking face in their photos.

On the other end, girls need to stop making those kissy/fish faces.

Make up also needs to be limited. A little bit of blush, mascara, and eye liner is fine. That smokey eye shadow doesn't hurt either, as long as it's not too pronounce.
true AF ...
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Ohh..Hi my friend Bruce , how are you ?

I saw last week you killed "Abdul-Jabbar" ...
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Foggy day on the East Coast.



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You insomniac. Lol.
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      06-16-2016, 07:38 AM   #31278
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You insomniac. Lol.
I used to be that way, now I get 8 hours of sleep and still hate getting out of bed.

If I'm going to be tired anyway, might as well stay up some more.
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Dropped my family off at the airport this morning. Drove the Touareg so we could fit all the luggages. Dropped the car off at home. Went to turn it off and remove the key fob and it's stuck in the ignition. TF? Called VW. They're worthless. Won't even tow it for me. Drove the GLI to work.

2014 Touareg with 18k miles WITH the key in the ignition in my driveway. Free car, anyone?
Is it actually in park? Sometimes the gear lever doesn't completely go into park. Key won't remove unless the car is in park.
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Guys also need to smile more in pics. They look more attractive and less like a douche if they would just smile.
Who doesn't smile in pics? I always smile and then when I feel extra excited, I put two peace signs next to my cheeks to mimic whiskers.




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Guys also need to smile more in pics. They look more attractive and less like a douche if they would just smile.
Who doesn't smile in pics? I always smile and then when I feel extra excited, I put two peace signs next to my cheeks to mimic whiskers.




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3 yrs in nothing.. when your old
tell me about it! I remember saying, "I haven't had a Big Mac in 15 years" I got scared because I have become one of those people.
All the selfies guys post on IG have this weird serious look. Well, guy selfies are usually kind of weird in general. (Usually, not always).
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All the selfies guys post on IG have this weird serious look. Well, guy selfies are usually kind of weird in general. (Usually, not always).
So basically we need to start smiling more like this guy?

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