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      06-13-2016, 06:52 AM   #31043
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Morning peeps.
*sniff*. Good morning *sniff*
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      06-13-2016, 08:41 AM   #31044
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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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      06-13-2016, 08:44 AM   #31045
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I don't know what's worse, Monday mornings or blue balls.
How about blue balls on a Monday morning...

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      06-13-2016, 09:01 AM   #31046
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How about blue balls on a Monday morning...

Hmmmm....
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      06-13-2016, 10:10 AM   #31047
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I don't know what's worse, Monday mornings or blue balls.
How about blue balls on a Monday morning...
Ugh, the worst
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      06-13-2016, 10:19 AM   #31048
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Ugh, the worst
Interesting comment, coming from a creator of, or curer of, but never an owner of said condition!
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      06-13-2016, 10:27 AM   #31049
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Interesting comment, coming from a creator of, or curer of, but never an owner of said condition!
Blue ovaries?

I think that's what happens when women see babies, puppies, or other things that elicit maternal feelings.
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      06-13-2016, 10:35 AM   #31050
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Blue ovaries?

I think that's what happens when women see babies, puppies, or other things that elicit maternal feelings.
Like robin's eggs.... I like the way you think. It could just be when they are jonesing for sex too.
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      06-13-2016, 10:39 AM   #31051
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Like robin's eggs.... I like the way you think. It could just be when they are jonesing for sex too.
This is a visual pun on like 3 levels. Bravo.
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Like robin's eggs.... I like the way you think. It could just be when they are jonesing for sex too.
This is a visual pun on like 3 levels. Bravo.
Thank you kind sir. I would bow, but have strict prohibitions about bending over in the vicinity of OT.
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      06-13-2016, 11:28 AM   #31053
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The first day back in the office SUCKS!!!

My mind is still at the beach....
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      06-13-2016, 12:26 PM   #31054
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The first day back in the office SUCKS!!!

My mind is still at the beach....
It's a different kid of beach now.

You can say you've got 99 problems but a beach ain't one.

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      06-13-2016, 12:49 PM   #31055
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      06-13-2016, 01:09 PM   #31056
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Uh, there's been an abundance of crow eggs all around.
Uh, and crows seem to be getting bigger.
By the year and the day, even.
And their eggs, of course, are getting bigger as well.
Perhaps our companies, with this information, could find a way to create some products off these...
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      06-13-2016, 01:35 PM   #31057
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I came into work over the weekend and knocked some shit out! There was nobody here to bug, didn't have to worry about whether anyone had files open.

Then I come in today, with all the rest of the riffraff, and can barely get a cup of coffee made.
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      06-13-2016, 02:41 PM   #31058
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Spent the weekend at the track. The weather held out this time around. It was a fun/interesting weekend. When I got home and unloaded the car, I went to start it and nothing happened. RIP starter.

Here she's sits, in full track ready form, unable to be parked in the garage because of a starter. Smh.
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So quiet. Everyone's having a busy Monday?
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How was your day, bimmette ?
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So quiet. Everyone's having a busy Monday?
Sorry, I was busy. I woke up and checked my explore feed on instagram and it showed some girl installing some wings on the rear of her car.
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      06-13-2016, 07:44 PM   #31063
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Sorry, I was busy. I woke up and checked my explore feed on instagram and it showed some girl installing some wings on the rear of her car.
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      06-13-2016, 07:53 PM   #31064
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So quiet. Everyone's having a busy Monday?
I'm just pissed about Orlando.

So sad for all those affected.
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