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      06-09-2016, 07:54 AM   #30735
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Oh also today is me anniversary. Wife got me lapperts ice cream sent in from Hawaii!

I like to have fun!
Happy Anniversary bud!


How long has it been?
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      06-09-2016, 07:55 AM   #30736
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Nooo he's mounting them for a terrible time.

Random thought: It's a pet peeve of mine when people describe themselves saying they like to have fun. Who doesn't? Who says, I like to have a terrible time!


oooh... pet peeves! One of my many linguistic pet peeves is using the term "rate of speed" - as in "he was traveling at a high rate of speed." This seems to have become acceptable usage. Speed is rate, as it measures change in position v. time. Speed is a rate people... stop being sesquipedalian!

Rate is defined thusly... "a measure, quantity, or frequency, typically one measured against some other quantity or measure.
"the crime rate rose by 26 percent""
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Pet peeve; when I go to the hidden bathroom at work to take a poop and someone comes in and takes a poop in the stall next to me.
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      06-09-2016, 08:06 AM   #30738
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Pet peeve; when I go to the hidden bathroom at work to take a poop and someone comes in and takes a poop in the stall next to me.
Pet peeve: having to walk to the hidden bathroom at work because despite being in a male dominated industry, toilets are equally distributed and there's too many dudes with smartphones camping.
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Pet peeve: having to walk to the hidden bathroom at work because despite being in a male dominated industry, toilets are equally distributed and there's too many dudes with smartphones camping.
Pet peeve: hearing the dude next to you completely blow out the toilet and making moaning noises at the same time and stomping his feet to push it out like riding a fucking race horse.
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Confession: When I dump at work I usually take my shirt and undershirt off and hang it. That way it's more liberating like when I pooo naked at home
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Confession: When I dump at work I usually take my shirt and undershirt off and hang it. That way it's more liberating like when I pooo naked at home
Do you sit reverse cowgirl and hug the tank? Talk about liberating.
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Confession: When I dump at work I usually take my shirt and undershirt off and hang it. That way it's more liberating like when I pooo naked at home
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      06-09-2016, 08:11 AM   #30743
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Confession: When I dump at work I usually take my shirt and undershirt off and hang it. That way it's more liberating like when I pooo naked at home
Great... now I have visions of Keanu Reeve, shirtless and crapping... thanks for that.
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Do you sit reverse cowgirl and hung the tank? Talk about liberating.
lol no
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Great... now I have visions of Keanu Reeve, shirtless and crapping... thanks for that.
Be glad we arent snapchat friends. Usually send out a daily pic of my attire hung up on the door
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Great... now I have visions of Keanu Reeve, shirtless and crapping... thanks for that.
Don't use him as an excuse, we already knew you had those visions previously.
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Don't use him as an excuse, we already knew you had those visions previously.
Busted...
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Be glad we arent snapchat friends. Usually send out a daily pic of my attire hung up on the door
You should add me, myself and car buddies from MI send ridiculous shit snaps.

Last time I was wearing a turban holding an AR.


granted poop snaps have generously declined, when they pop up its funny.
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Busted...
It's okay though, I did too. In the Matrix, like it fell so slowly that it didn't even make a splash.
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But seriously... if you dont dump naked at home you should try it. It's liberating and primal at the same time.

I take my shirt off at work just in case a hefty log drops out and there is a potential chance for poo water to splash up. Cant have that happen. Or if there's a chance of a Chipotle blow out.
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You should add me, myself and car buddies from MI send ridiculous shit snaps.

Last time I was wearing a turban holding an AR.


granted poop snaps have generously declined, when they pop up its funny.

I moved on past sending/posting snaps of actual poo. On occasion I'll send one to my cousins.

For the most part it's just pics of my dog, food and booze.
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But seriously... if you dont dump naked at home you should try it. It's liberating and primal at the same time.

I take my shirt off at work just in case a hefty log drops out and there is a potential chance for poo water to splash up. Cant have that happen. Or if there's a chance of a Chipotle blow out.
I just pull the back of my shirt up over my head like a hat and yell obscenities at nobody.

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I moved on past sending/posting snaps of actual poo. On occasion I'll send one to my cousins.

For the most part it's just pics of my dog, food and booze.
No no, you misunderstand. We play dressup when we poo, not showing each other the Cosby kids in the pool.


Mine are a bunch of randoms, cars, cycles, trips, food, fun work stuff, etc.
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It's going to be that kind of day.
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I just pull the back of my shirt up over my head like a hat and yell obscenities at nobody.
Hehehheeehehheeehheehheheheeeehehe

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