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      06-08-2016, 02:30 PM   #30691
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      06-08-2016, 02:34 PM   #30693
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      06-08-2016, 02:37 PM   #30694
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http://nypost.com/2016/06/07/i-quit-...very-two-hours
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      06-08-2016, 03:31 PM   #30697
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Amateurs. Have you seen how Japan does it?

Drawn on iPhone lol
My cousin bought pre-soiled panties from a vending machine in Tokyo.

He also paid a hooker to eat only pineapple for a week and take a dump on a plate...for him to eat.
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      06-08-2016, 03:32 PM   #30698
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sub axLocation(nDay)

Dim chk as string
Dim nDay as integer
Dim weekday as string

weekday = WeekdayName(nDay, False)
chk = 'y'

while right(weekday,1) = chk

yourMum(69)

loop

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      06-08-2016, 03:32 PM   #30699
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Tab or whatever delimited lol

Freaking old ass database systems need this when the damn dataset comes out as a string. Smh. Lol
Comma.
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My cousin bought pre-soiled panties from a vending machine in Tokyo.

He also paid a hooker to eat only pineapple for a week and take a dump on a plate...for him to eat.
This explains much about you...
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If(Belgium="large","LIE","truth") lol
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      06-08-2016, 04:05 PM   #30702
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Do not prefer getpivotdata nor named ranges

If(Belgium="large","LIE","truth") lol
What if Belgium...What ?
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      06-08-2016, 04:13 PM   #30703
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public boolean IsBoring(string language) 
{

  if(language == "Visual Basic")
    return true;

  else
    return false;

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public boolean IsBoring(string language) 
{

  if(language == "Visual Basic")
    return true;

  else
    return false;

}
Oh no one of those guys lol
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By overwhelmingly popular demand, the short run of the best avatar ever is over...
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Haha I kid I kid.
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      06-08-2016, 04:20 PM   #30707
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By overwhelmingly popular demand, the short run of the best avatar ever is over...
Bro, you ashamed of your sweaty hairy moobies?
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public boolean IsBoring(string language) 
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  if(language == "Visual Basic")
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  else
    return false;

}

Code:
if IsBoring("Visual Basic")
 
     fuckYoCouch()

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      06-08-2016, 04:25 PM   #30709
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By overwhelmingly popular demand, the short run of the best avatar ever is over...
Thank youuuu!
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I had already blocked the image in my browser, but then you uploaded the stamped version and for a short time I thought AdBlock had the worst censorship utility in history.
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      06-08-2016, 04:38 PM   #30711
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