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      06-08-2016, 11:47 AM   #30647
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you're a fair and equitable one..

seriously, did Sara claim to be you? what a bitch..
Not gonna sit here and spread lies, straight shooter in and out of the bedroom.


Pffft, tell me about it. Nobody will ever be as cool as me.
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      06-08-2016, 11:48 AM   #30648
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Axius is Great, son of Billup of macadamia.. conquered 1/4 of the world by age 26

Shower.. that's the limit, don't make it out like i have a poop fetish or something

Belgium, that's spot on.. all he does is work and masterbates to pics of girls butts all day long

Biorin wants to get impregnated, and impregnate other girls..

The rest.. are pretty much unmentionable so I won't even go there unless anyone has a special request
Watch your head my friend ..
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      06-08-2016, 11:49 AM   #30649
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Watch your head my friend ..
don't be so sensitive.. i don't make fun of u if i don't love u .. no homo
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      06-08-2016, 11:57 AM   #30650
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Belgie did you just admit you enjoy giving Asian males like grimmy golden showers while you stand a top a pedestal in your birthday suit?
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      06-08-2016, 11:59 AM   #30651
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picture says 1000 words. . .
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      06-08-2016, 12:01 PM   #30652
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picture says 1000 words. . .
belgie's dick is always in his hands?

sorry, couldn't resist
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OK, we're up to roughly 20 words so far, that leaves a lot more to go.

For some reason, I always assumed Belgie would be a lot "lighter" skinned than that though, because northern European..
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OK, we're up to roughly 20 words so far, that leaves a lot more to go.

For some reason, I always assumed Belgie would be a lot "lighter" skinned than that though, because northern European..
that's him out of the womb, so he was pretty much ripped all along... not hard to when dick is in hand
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OK, we're up to roughly 20 words so far, that leaves a lot more to go.

For some reason, I always assumed Belgie would be a lot "lighter" skinned than that though, because northern European..
Northern European doesn't always equate to Northern American.
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Northern European doesn't always equate to Northern American.
Correct, there's usually a lot more rain in Northern Europe.
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      06-08-2016, 12:13 PM   #30657
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Correct, there's usually a lot more rain in Northern Europe.
Have you ever made it rain at the strip club?


Canadian strip clubs are the best because you can make it hail by chucking Loonies and Toonies at the lovely ladies on stage.
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Someone seems..off.
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      06-08-2016, 12:27 PM   #30659
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Someone seems..off.
Yeah, I'd rather be turned on, totes mcgoats.
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      06-08-2016, 12:41 PM   #30660
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Belgie did you just admit you enjoy giving Asian males like grimmy golden showers while you stand a top a pedestal in your birthday suit?
I'm sorry , but I can't stop peeing.... => https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manneken_Pis
And mostly I'm naked !
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      06-08-2016, 12:50 PM   #30661
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Got home sat 12 lol.

Krispy Kreme, man.
Don't eat that stuff too often man! Oh the fructose and saturated fats.

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Was your bud a small Asian dude named Harold?
Oh no.
But Hot Donuts!

Those things are so bad for ones body it isn't even funny. Go down like water when they're hot.
Here is totally a movie here: Austin and Aatish Go to Krispy Kreme. I see Teslas and pot and hookers and Patel hotels and pot.

(You know you have a "watch problem" when your iOS device tries to autocorrect "Patel" to "Patek". Heh.)
We actually had the conversation last night lol. Planned out the entire movie
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      06-08-2016, 12:53 PM   #30662
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I'm sorry , but I can't stop peeing.... => https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manneken_Pis
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I'm at work so I'm not going to open that. Not sure what it is, but whatever it is, it can wait.


Alas, tis better to be pissedeth off than to be pissedeth on.
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don't be so sensitive.. i don't make fun of u if i don't love u .. no homo
Please don't get me wrong...
I'm not sensitive..I really had to pee while I was on Bimmerpost , and accidentally I saw your head

And of course I love you too ..(only sexy chicks for me)
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I'm at work so I'm not going to open that. Not sure what it is, but whatever it is, it can wait.


Alas, tis better to be pissedeth off than to be pissedeth on.
to piss ppl off, without pissing on ppl is an art .. teach me master
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Please don't get me wrong...
I'm not sensitive..I really had to pee while I was on Bimmerpost , and accidentally I saw your head

And of course I love you too ..(only sexy chicks for me)
keeping tugging the chicken!
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I'm at work so I'm not going to open that. Not sure what it is, but whatever it is, it can wait.


Alas, tis better to be pissedeth off than to be pissedeth on.
Ohhhhh...C'mon !
You are fine to open it anywhere , it's the Belgian national mascotte with the name Manneken pis .
It's showed open here for public in the middle of Brussels ..

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      06-08-2016, 01:04 PM   #30667
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to piss ppl off, without pissing on ppl is an art .. teach me master
Just be an asshole and mock people's flaws and make them feel shitty about their shit life while you snicker and piss in their Cheerios.
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I'll teach you something...



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