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      06-08-2016, 08:14 AM   #30559
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PM your boobs.

Morning OT!
I really don't like sharing pictures of my boobs.



Will my butthole suffice?
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and for those interested in baseball. I was at last night's game when Machado got hit by a 99mph pitch and then brawled on the mound. Was EPIC... almost had a front row view of it lol
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I love how baseball clears the whole the bench, and hockey everyone just lets each other duke it out (at least most all the time).


Let the fuckers fight it out damnit.
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and for those interested in baseball. I was at last night's game when Machado got hit by a 99mph pitch and then brawled on the mound. Was EPIC... almost had a front row view of it lol
He was right on top of the plate
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I think this is how PMs work... I will send you more later sweetie... thanks for your interest.
... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!!!!
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Needs to be shaved.
That's for dingleberry entrapment so people will stop asking for pictures of my hot hairy naked body.
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... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!!!!
I know... sorry. Forgot the makeup. You want me to PM you new pic in evening makeup? You like smokey eyes with cat eye shape?
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What's next...toes? Ugh.
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... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!!!!
I know... sorry. Forgot the makeup. You want me to PM you new pic in evening makeup? You like smokey eyes with cat eye shape?
The fact that you described that eye makeup style so well is as scary as your new avatar!
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I know... sorry. Forgot the makeup. You want me to PM you new pic in evening makeup? You like smokey eyes with cat eye shape?
I would like you to use an obscenely distasteful amount of makeup, much like that lovely lady I picked up on the corner the other night. At least I think she was a lady..., oddly large Adams apple..., hmmm
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I know... sorry. Forgot the makeup. You want me to PM you new pic in evening makeup? You like smokey eyes with cat eye shape?
You did not just make that your avatar...
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      06-08-2016, 08:51 AM   #30575
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The fact that you described that eye makeup style so well is as scary as your new avatar!
Hehe... Smokey eye (source: paying attention to wife)... Cat eye (source: paying attention to 17 y/o daughter).

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You did not just make that your avatar...
Hey, I am proud of this selfie. I am soooooo using it.
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You did not just make that your avatar...
He absolutely did. He is a monster, and not even one in disguise. Just a straight up monster.

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Hey, I am proud of this selfie. I am soooooo using it.
That goatee makes you look fat.
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Never again!
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I think this is how PMs work... I will send you more later sweetie... thanks for your interest.
Your selfie looks really good !

What bra (cup-size) are you wearing my friend ?
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Obviously she had the stuff.
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