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      06-07-2016, 11:19 AM   #30471
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Haha. Nice. That picture is amazing. Great to have you back. I hope all is well!
Again on a serious note: Lots of people are in serious trouble over here with the weather of the last 2 weeks .
I have a female collegue at work and she drove with her VW-Golf in a flood of water because it was still dark in the morning around 4:30 AM .
She stand there in the waterflood and up to on her navel belly and her car is for the junkyard .

Great to see you back as well my friend ..


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Again on a serious note: Lots of people are in serious trouble over here with the weather of the last 2 weeks .
I have a female collegue at work and she drove with her VW-Golf in a flood of water because it was still dark in the morning around 4:30 AM .
She stand there in the waterflood and up to on her navel belly and her car is for the junkyard .

Great to see you back as well my friend ..


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she headed over to your house?
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      06-07-2016, 11:46 AM   #30474
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Again on a serious note: Lots of people are in serious trouble over here with the weather of the last 2 weeks .
I have a female collegue at work and she drove with her VW-Golf in a flood of water because it was still dark in the morning around 4:30 AM .
She stand there in the waterflood and up to on her navel belly and her car is for the junkyard .

Great to see you back as well my friend ..


AND.......
she headed over to your house?
Also got with wet precipitation from a semi hard source once she arrived.
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she headed over to your house?
No , because she was stuck in the mud under the water , and firefighters were involved in the nasty situation .
Don't get me wrong , I like it nasty but not in the mud .

But Wendy I would love to have in my house , see her everyday at my work and her smile makes me feel ................
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      06-07-2016, 12:14 PM   #30476
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she headed over to your house?
No , because she was stuck in the mud under the water , and firefighters were involved in the nasty situation .
Don't get me wrong , I like it nasty but not in the mud .

But Wendy I would love to have in my house , see her everyday at my work and her smile makes me feel ................
I thought you liked it ... Muddy.
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I think that leeward side of the state should be alright. But thanks for that.... Now I need to find a weather overlay. Just when I thought I was obsessing enough.
Your car has arrived.

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I like how their arms are covered no matter how how those leather jackets are.
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No , because she was stuck in the mud under the water , and firefighters were involved in the nasty situation .
Don't get me wrong , I like it nasty but not in the mud .

But Wendy I would love to have in my house , see her everyday at my work and her smile makes me feel ................
Do you know the reason why they make ribbed condoms?



So you can get traction in the mud.
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I like how their arms are covered no matter how how those leather jackets are.
Is that a sleeveless coat? Wait... Can't tell from here.
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Your car has arrived.

Dammit, I got sig'd.

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Is that a sleeveless coat? Wait... Can't tell from here.
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So glad I brought the Treg this trip....

Fuq'n tropical storm

jtodd_fl - I am also sorry for your loss....
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      06-07-2016, 02:15 PM   #30485
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Do you know the reason why they make ribbed condoms?



So you can get traction in the mud.
Do they look like off-road tires ?
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Dammit, I got sig'd.



Oh man.
Don't see the periscope ?
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I thought you liked it ... Muddy.
Let us say creamy..
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I thought you liked it ... Muddy.
Let us say creamy..
Let us not. Ew.
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So glad I brought the Treg this trip....

Fuq'n tropical storm

jtodd_fl - I am also sorry for your loss....
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So glad I brought the Treg this trip....

Fuq'n tropical storm

jtodd_fl - I am also sorry for your loss....
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