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      06-06-2016, 04:16 PM   #30383
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We could just take bimmette cruising around SWFL. Come down! We'll party. Right Mr Tonka ?
I'll bring the roofies.

Wait, what?
You're in!
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I do need my own plane.

And I none of cruises I'm looking at are leaving from Tampa. Miami or Orlando.
Why you no come to Miami?
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I do need my own plane.

And none of the cruises I'm looking at are leaving from Tampa. Miami or Orlando.
Why you no come to Miami?
I may be. Can't decide.
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I do need my own plane.

And I none of cruises I'm looking at are leaving from Tampa. Miami or Orlando.
He's single....

And yeah, i could have guessed that none of the cruises left out of Orlando.
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I do need my own plane.

And I none of cruises I'm looking at are leaving from Tampa. Miami or Orlando.
He's single....

And yeah, i could have guessed that none of the cruises left out of Orlando.
Maybe?
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I do need my own plane.

And I none of cruises I'm looking at are leaving from Tampa. Miami or Orlando.
He's single....

And yeah, i could have guessed that none of the cruises left out of Orlando.
STFU, I'd have to fly to Orlando!


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While I do believe you had an impact on getting me unbanned I also believe ///M Power-Belgium played an equal role.
We did it in "YOUR" thread ..

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You know there are cruises that leave out of Tampa, don't you?

Plus, you should really look into get your own plane. A friend of mine just upgraded from a 4 seater to a 6 seater. It's pretty convenient. That way your air fair will always be free.
I said....I believe Mr Tonka .
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You can cruise out of Tampa right now for sure.

I'm the dot right in the middle of the red. Lol

To hell with cats and dogs.... Elephants and rhinoceroses is a better description.
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Netflix and chill I guess....
Are you in town? Let's do lunch..or dinner or whatever.
I am! Weather has turned to shit today...

My schedule opens up Wednesday or Thursday - PM me some suggestions for lunch.
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You can cruise out of Tampa right now for sure.

I'm the dot right in the middle of the red. Lol

To hell with cats and dogs.... Elephants and rhinoceroses is a better description.
Can confirm - raining Hippo's RIGHT NOW
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What!
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      06-07-2016, 12:27 AM   #30401
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Never heard of Kimbo Slice but his nickname is cool.

UncleWede 2 goals and 2 assists tonite.

Gonna pass out from the heat now.
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Damn. First Ali, now Kimbo. RIP
Damn. He was one of my favorite fighters...in terms of raw punching power. His last fight with dada 5000 or whatever was lame though.

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