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      06-06-2016, 10:01 AM   #30251
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Correct me if I'm mistaken, but aren't you married?
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The question I asked in his "ask a marry guy anything" was have you cheated? And he wouldn't answer
I did answer before, however, to save you a few clicks here and there here is my answer again
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      06-06-2016, 10:05 AM   #30253
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Hi my friend , how are you today ?
Hello my friend! I am well. New week, new things to do.

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      06-06-2016, 10:05 AM   #30254
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The question I asked in his "ask a marry guy anything" was have you cheated? And he wouldn't answer
I did answer before, however, to save you a few clicks here and there here is my answer again
I take that as a "No comment".
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The question I asked in his "ask a marry guy anything" was have you cheated? And he wouldn't answer
Was it really called "ask a marry guy anything"? Because, "where did you learn English?" would have been my first question.

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The question I asked in his "ask a marry guy anything" was have you cheated? And he wouldn't answer
Was it really called "ask a marry guy anything"? Because, "where did you learn English?" would have been my first question.

Damn you, I just woke up
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I take that as a "No comment".
I took it to mean, basically, this:
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      06-06-2016, 10:12 AM   #30258
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      06-06-2016, 10:29 AM   #30260
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you just love twisting ppl's words don't you?



Last time I checked stalking and furiously masturbating to fantasies are not punishable offences under the marriage statutes..
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you're really putting F30 on the spot.. now he is going to cheat. His wife thanks you.. not
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      06-06-2016, 10:33 AM   #30263
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      06-06-2016, 10:34 AM   #30264
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you're really putting F30 on the spot.. now he is going to cheat. His wife thanks you.. not
Why blow up my spot 'cause we both got hot?

Name artist/song for brownie points.
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Why blow up my spot 'cause we both got hot?

Name artist/song for brownie points.
no idea..

i really admire the level of restraint though.. oops should prob disclaimer none of us bear any responsible for what u may or may not do with respects to your personal relationship, but we applaud the level of commitment.. to stalking and obtaining of masturbate-able materials, photographic, anecdotal, or otherwise.
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Why hello, fellow Homo Sapian.
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Hello my friend! I am well. New week, new things to do.

How about yourself?
I'm oustanding ..

1-Yesterday evening I went to bed at 00:30 AM (Actually it was too late after our PM's)
2-Drove to my work at 04:30 AM ( to the madhouse )
3-Came back home 2:45 PM
4-Went to the gym for 45 Min.and took a shower .
5-Came back home again and I'm hungry like a wolf.
6-For the moment I'm relaxed on Bimmerpost.
7-Within 15 min. I'm going to cook French fries (Actually Belgian fries) with a Vol au vent and salad .
8-Mocha ice cream as dessert.



My current local time is 5:40 PM , because I run 9 hours in front of you guys .
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What up mane.
What up bruh. Dude, you were in my dream last night. I rarely ever dream. I swear, it's like once every 6 months I'll have a dream. But I was pissed at you because you fucked my bitch. And you sent me pics and vids. She blocked me from contacting her and you asked me if I wanted to kick it after you got done.

Don't ask me. I couldn't make this shit up.

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What's happening? Did you track this weekend?

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you just love twisting ppl's words don't you?



Last time I checked stalking and furiously masturbating to fantasies are not punishable offences under the marriage statutes..
Everyone has a talent!
How are things in HK, grimlock
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What up bruh. Dude, you were in my dream last night. I rarely ever dream. I swear, it's like once every 6 months I'll have a dream. But I was pissed at you because you fucked my bitch. And you sent me pics and vids. She blocked me from contacting her and you asked me if I wanted to kick it after you got done.

Don't ask me. I couldn't make this shit up.

Most important question of the week on OT...

What was the ratio of Verbiage Penis to your GF in the videos your mind created while you were dreaming about him having sex?

*gets out gayness scale decoder ring - wishes it went to 11*
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