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Aatish · 06-05-2016, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

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A friend of mine just cancelled his trip to Chicago because he read the NY Times piece on the memorial day shootings. Guy's a diehard New Yorker.

Do people really have that negative of a view on Chicago?

No, your friend is lame.

I completely agree Tara.

Taskmaster · 06-05-2016, 11:36 PM

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No, your friend is lame.

This. Weak af.

eluded · 06-06-2016, 03:55 AM

My daughters bedtime routine tonight: drink 4 oz of milk. Pretend to fall asleep. Get up and crawl on mom. Get off mommy and demand a binky. Stand up in bed. Hahaha. Call for dog. Wrestle with mommy and win. Get off the bed. Find a toy box and put it on the bed. Find another and stand in it. Try to fall over with box. Find dog who is hiding from you under bed. Hahaha! Try to break night light. Open drawer. Bring daddy's underwear to mom. Play with her hair. Find dirty dog toy next to 25 clean toys of yours. Rub face on nasty dog toy repeatedly. Play peekaboo with same toy. Look confused when mom tosses toy out of room. Crawl into your own bed. Pretend to fall asleep. Hahaha! Yeah right. Stand up and give a speech. Call for dog. Bang on door. Get up on mommy's bed. Point at window and insist there's a bird there. Lie down and pretend to fall asleep. Stand up in bed. Lie back down and get a back rub. Fall asleep at 12:20am.

jtodd_fl · 06-06-2016, 04:03 AM

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Originally Posted by eluded

My daughters bedtime routine tonight: drink 4 oz of milk. Pretend to fall asleep. Get up and crawl on mom. Get off mommy and demand a binky. Stand up in bed. Hahaha. Call for dog. Wrestle with mommy and win. Get off the bed. Find a toy box and put it on the bed. Find another and stand in it. Try to fall over with box. Find dog who is hiding from you under bed. Hahaha! Try to break night light. Open drawer. Bring daddy's underwear to mom. Play with her hair. Find dirty dog toy next to 25 clean toys of yours. Rub face on nasty dog toy repeatedly. Play peekaboo with same toy. Look confused when mom tosses toy out of room. Crawl into your own bed. Pretend to fall asleep. Hahaha! Yeah right. Stand up and give a speech. Call for dog. Bang on door. Get up on mommy's bed. Point at window and insist there's a bird there. Lie down and pretend to fall asleep. Stand up in bed. Lie back down and get a back rub. Fall asleep at 12:20am.

Sounds familiar. Highlighted parts were my bedtime routine - roughly.

jtodd_fl · 06-06-2016, 04:54 AM

Verbiage
Go visit my car!

Verbiage · 06-06-2016, 06:57 AM

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Verbiage
Go visit my car!

Ah!!! The moment is here!!

jtodd_fl · 06-06-2016, 07:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

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Verbiage
Go visit my car!

Ah!!! The moment is here!!

They have to boat it down to Georgia. A couple weeks yet, probably. "Lands" on the 9th"

Verbiage · 06-06-2016, 07:21 AM

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They have to boat it down to Georgia. A couple weeks yet, probably. "Lands" on the 9th"

I can't wait for you to get her. It's been quite a journey, for the first owners of the F87.

jtodd_fl · 06-06-2016, 07:24 AM

I have decided to sell it because crooked seat and, no hud, and same turbo as M235i. Also, I'll get mad money cuz it's limited like the 1M (or not - I've been swindled!)

*Takes his multiple personality disorder meds*

Verbiage

Mike. · 06-06-2016, 07:48 AM

pray for me....

im about to hit the Ye button

I dont want to say nothin' wrong, but it would be wrong if I say nothin'
___________
THIS COULD END BAD GUYS

MKSixer · 06-06-2016, 07:49 AM

That takes car stalking taken to a new level!!

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Verbiage
Go visit my car!

Visit, Verbiage...no test driving!!

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Ah!!! The moment is here!!

But not for your test drive.

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They have to boat it down to Georgia. A couple weeks yet, probably. "Lands" on the 9th"

Send me the info...I'll drive it there for you. It will be perfectly broken-in when you get it. I guarantee this.

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I can't wait for you to get her. It's been quite a journey, for the first owners of the F87.

The bleeding edge.

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

I have decided to sell it because crooked seat and, no hud, and same turbo as M235i. Also, I'll get mad money cuz it's limited like the 1M (or not - I've been swindled!)

*Takes his multiple personality disorder meds*

Verbiage

*After missing the last 96 hours of dosing.*

jtodd_fl · 06-06-2016, 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike.

pray for me....

im about to hit the Ye button

I dont want to say nothin' wrong, but it would be wrong if I say nothin'
___________
THIS COULD END BAD GUYS

Dew eet! Hope it ends gloriously. Will standby to view wreckage.

Mike. · 06-06-2016, 07:53 AM

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Dew eet! Hope it ends gloriously. Will standby to view wreckage.

haley is like popular on instagram and people comment the most fucked up shit..

I couldnt take it anymore ha

jtodd_fl · 06-06-2016, 07:55 AM

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Dew eet! Hope it ends gloriously. Will standby to view wreckage.

haley is like popular on instagram and people comment the most fucked up shit..

I couldnt take it anymore ha

Yeah man. It's amazing what people will say under the cloak of anonymity. People frighten me as a collective whole.

RJ_ · 06-06-2016, 08:24 AM

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The trick is to do it while in at half mast. But if Biorin is right, you'll probably have to be balls deep for any kind of effect.

I'll be honest, I've thought about this more than I'd like to admit, but I'm still confused.

What are we doing at half mast? If it's this VVV, I agree that could be more impressive.

But if we're talking about a helicopter while bottomed out, I'm thinking that doing so with a halfie might end up something like this:

Care to clarify?

P.S. Tell Biorin to give it a rest, I was in the pool!

jtodd_fl · 06-06-2016, 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

The trick is to do it while in at half mast. But if Biorin is right, you'll probably have to be balls deep for any kind of effect.

I'll be honest, I've thought about this more than I'd like to admit, but I'm still confused.

What are we doing at half mast? If it's this VVV, I agree that could be more impressive.

But if we're talking about a helicopter while bottomed out, I'm thinking that doing so with a halfie might end up something like this:

Care to clarify?

P.S. Tell Biorin to give it a rest, I was in the pool!

The balloon animal was epic win.

Verbiage · 06-06-2016, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

I have decided to sell it because crooked seat and, no hud, and same turbo as M235i. Also, I'll get mad money cuz it's limited like the 1M (or not - I've been swindled!)

*Takes his multiple personality disorder meds*

Verbiage

LMFAO! Here we go again.

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Visit, Verbiage...no test driving!!

But not for your test drive.

But but but...I don't live that far, I could store it at my house for him.

jtodd_fl · 06-06-2016, 09:05 AM

Bruh. Dis guy needs to back da fuq up.

F30lolz · 06-06-2016, 10:39 AM

So....

Girl who was fired sent me a text to meet her downstairs with a lunch bag she forgot in the fridge. She was telling me how it's been a crazy week, father had a heart attack, looking for work, ex still texting her and told me to text her whenever.

Aatish · 06-06-2016, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

So....

Girl who was fired sent me a text to meet her downstairs with a lunch bag she forgot in the fridge. She was telling me how it's been a crazy week, father had a heart attack, looking for work, ex still texting her and told me to text her whenever.

Correct me if I'm mistaken, but aren't you married?

///M Power-Belgium · 06-06-2016, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

So....

Girl who was fired sent me a text to meet her downstairs with a lunch bag she forgot in the fridge. She was telling me how it's been a crazy week, father had a heart attack, looking for work, ex still texting her and told me to text her whenever.

Sounds like the usual female stuff ..

bimmette · 06-06-2016, 11:00 AM

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So....

Girl who was fired sent me a text to meet her downstairs with a lunch bag she forgot in the fridge. She was telling me how it's been a crazy week, father had a heart attack, looking for work, ex still texting her and told me to text her whenever.

Correct me if I'm mistaken, but aren't you married?

The question I asked in his "ask a marry guy anything" was have you cheated? And he wouldn't answer

06-06-2016, 03:55 AM	#30231
eluded 2JZ-GTE 3166 Rep 4,134 Posts Drives: 340 6MT, 50e, others Join Date: Nov 2015 Location: Sofia iTrader: (0)	My daughters bedtime routine tonight: drink 4 oz of milk. Pretend to fall asleep. Get up and crawl on mom. Get off mommy and demand a binky. Stand up in bed. Hahaha. Call for dog. Wrestle with mommy and win. Get off the bed. Find a toy box and put it on the bed. Find another and stand in it. Try to fall over with box. Find dog who is hiding from you under bed. Hahaha! Try to break night light. Open drawer. Bring daddy's underwear to mom. Play with her hair. Find dirty dog toy next to 25 clean toys of yours. Rub face on nasty dog toy repeatedly. Play peekaboo with same toy. Look confused when mom tosses toy out of room. Crawl into your own bed. Pretend to fall asleep. Hahaha! Yeah right. Stand up and give a speech. Call for dog. Bang on door. Get up on mommy's bed. Point at window and insist there's a bird there. Lie down and pretend to fall asleep. Stand up in bed. Lie back down and get a back rub. Fall asleep at 12:20am. __________________ A man who views the world the same at 50 as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life.
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06-06-2016, 04:54 AM	#30233
jtodd_fl 2nd Asst to Dept Undersecretary 6707 Rep 1,298 Posts Drives: People crazy Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Florida iTrader: (0) Garage List 2015 F82 M4 [9.00] 2016 F87 M2 [0.00] 2011 E92 M3 [0.00]	Verbiage Go visit my car! Attached Images __________________ This space for rent.
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06-06-2016, 07:24 AM	#30237
jtodd_fl 2nd Asst to Dept Undersecretary 6707 Rep 1,298 Posts Drives: People crazy Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Florida iTrader: (0) Garage List 2015 F82 M4 [9.00] 2016 F87 M2 [0.00] 2011 E92 M3 [0.00]	I have decided to sell it because crooked seat and, no hud, and same turbo as M235i. Also, I'll get mad money cuz it's limited like the 1M (or not - I've been swindled!) Takes his multiple personality disorder meds Verbiage __________________ This space for rent.
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06-06-2016, 07:48 AM	#30238
Mike. Mike: Everyone's Pal 2043 Rep 2,973 Posts Drives: F80 M3 Join Date: May 2013 Location: Eastern Long Island iTrader: (5) Garage List 2013 BMW 335xi [10.00]	pray for me.... im about to hit the Ye button I dont want to say nothin' wrong, but it would be wrong if I say nothin' ___________ THIS COULD END BAD GUYS __________________ [CENTER] 2021 6.2L Trail Boss, 6" BDS lift, Chevy Performance intake, 35" Nitto Grapplers, 20" Fuel wheels
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06-06-2016, 09:05 AM	#30246
jtodd_fl 2nd Asst to Dept Undersecretary 6707 Rep 1,298 Posts Drives: People crazy Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Florida iTrader: (0) Garage List 2015 F82 M4 [9.00] 2016 F87 M2 [0.00] 2011 E92 M3 [0.00]	Bruh. Dis guy needs to back da fuq up. Attached Images __________________ This space for rent.
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