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      06-05-2016, 07:33 AM   #30163
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Her names Miranda. Every girl I know who's name is Miranda ends up being a 24/7 bowling ally. Sigh
I had a Miranda as well..but she didn't had the bowling thing , her ego was bigger than a bowling ball..
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I didn't go to my high school prom because the faculty wouldn't let me drive to venue. Felt bad cuz this girl really wanted to go with me, and kept reminding me everyday, a full month before the actual thing. Told her that if she didn't have a date a week before, I'd go with her. That didn't happen...
My prom date was Indian. Just thought I'd tell you that. The guy I actually wanted to go with was also Indian and he was later murdered. Yeah, I went to a bad school.
That's a brave dude. Most Indian parents aren't that willing to let their kids go to stuff like Prom.

This was in Canada, so I'm assuming Punjabi?
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Her names Miranda. Every girl I know who's name is Miranda ends up being a 24/7 bowling ally. Sigh
I had a Miranda as well..but she didn't had the bowling thing , her ego was bigger than a bowling ball..
Ego's usually come with girls named Ana, for me at least.
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Ego's usually come with girls named Ana, for me at least.
Indeed my friend !
We have a Anna as well on here from Finland , and when we read her comments her ego must be huge !
A while I thought it was an angel when I saw her pic with her blonde hair , but probably I was wrong ...
She has a kinda rage in her character , and that scares the shit out of me...
But in the end of the day I think I like her , you know the rough side ..
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Ego's usually come with girls named Ana, for me at least.
Indeed my friend !
We have a Anna as well on here from Finland , and when we read her comments her ego must be huge !
A while I thought it was an angel when I saw her pic with her blonde hair , but probably I was wrong ...
She has a kinda rage in her character , and that scares the shit out of me...
But in the end of the day I think I like her , you know the rough side ..
A girl with a bit of pounce is always nice.

The Ana I know aren't as nice. Way too egotistic, and fake. Pretty sure one was declared mentally unstable.

Pretty tho. I will admit that
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A girl with a bit of pounce is always nice.

The Ana I know aren't as nice. Way too egotistic, and fake. Pretty sure one was declared mentally unstable.

Pretty tho. I will admit that
It's really strange ...But I want always girls with a good looking tight ass , no matter what her name is ..
I'm not sure , but I think it's a hormonal thing .
And when her ass is good and tight , her ego is probably too big .
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A girl with a bit of pounce is always nice.

The Ana I know aren't as nice. Way too egotistic, and fake. Pretty sure one was declared mentally unstable.

Pretty tho. I will admit that
It's really strange ...But I want always girls with a good looking tight ass , no matter what her name is ..
I'm not sure , but I think it's a hormonal thing .
And when her ass is good and tight , her ego is probably too big .
My Ana had a good looking ass. Looked moderately tight. Had a nice strut. Yes.

Not an ass guy. Usually the eye brows get me. Then the front fascia. Followed by the rear :b
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My Ana had a good looking ass. Looked moderately tight. Had a nice strut. Yes.

Not an ass guy. Usually the eye brows get me. Then the front fascia. Followed by the rear :b
Eye brows ? Really ?
Girls can modify their eye brows in any shape (epilation)
When I drive my car and I see some good looking ass along the road , I confess I look as well in my mirror , but that's not for watching their eye brows.
My mirror stands for the boobs , but lips are important as well .

Few years back , I got one and she had all of it ...You know she was just perfect.
But her charakter was like hell , she wanted nothing else than attention while I need to work my ass off , even in weekends .
So it was like "mission impossible" And I said goodbye to the perfect ass...And for the moment they come and go because I need to work too much and I have no time for too much attention.
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Eye brows ? Really ?
Girls can modify their eye brows in any shape (epilation)
When I drive my car and I see some good looking ass along the road , I confess I look as well in my mirror , but that's not for watching their eye brows.
My mirror stands for the boobs , but lips are important as well .

Few years back , I got one and she had all of it ...You know she was just perfect.
But her charakter was like hell , she wanted nothing else than attention while I need to work my ass off , even in weekends .
So it was like "mission impossible" And I said goodbye to the perfect ass...And for the moment they come and go because I need to work too much and I have no time for too much attention.
Lol, well shaped eyebrows are what get my attention. That Miranda girl I ran into yesterday had great eyebrows...followed by a cute rack and a nice ass.


There are many cars on the road, my friend. Usually the pretty ones we all want, require high maintenance and limited use.

I had a seemingly perfect one. Didn't commit at the right time. It slipped alway. Working on getting her back as we speak.
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Lol, well shaped eyebrows are what get my attention. That Miranda girl I ran into yesterday had great eyebrows...followed by a cute rack and a nice ass.


There are many cars on the road, my friend. Usually the pretty ones we all want, require high maintenance and limited use.

I had a seemingly perfect one. Didn't commit at the right time. It slipped alway. Working on getting her back as we speak.
Yeah...High maintenance and limited use chicks , that's where the cash flowes into .
I know the perfect ass is not cheap my friend , and mostly they know it as well, and they exploit it like it was a commercial !

I wish you of course the best of luck my friend with your chase after Miranda , but don't forget there are lots of Miranda's out there..
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Lol, well shaped eyebrows are what get my attention. That Miranda girl I ran into yesterday had great eyebrows...followed by a cute rack and a nice ass.


There are many cars on the road, my friend. Usually the pretty ones we all want, require high maintenance and limited use.

I had a seemingly perfect one. Didn't commit at the right time. It slipped alway. Working on getting her back as we speak.
Yeah...High maintenance and limited use chicks , that's where the cash flowes into .
I know the perfect ass is not cheap my friend , and mostly they know it as well, and they exploit it like it was a commercial !

I wish you of course the best of luck my friend with your chase after Miranda , but don't forget there are lots of Miranda's out there..
Lol, yes. That's where our resources go, and the return is hit or miss.

Thanks my friend, though this girls name isn't Miranda. Her name is Nia.
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Lol, yes. That's where our resources go, and the return is hit or miss.

Thanks my friend, though this girls name isn't Miranda. Her name is Nia.
Nia ?
I never had a Nia , but the name sounds beautiful .

For the moment I'm after a Wendy at work , she showed me her new black X5 to me.
I confess ...I didn't saw much of her X5 , because I saw only her perfect ass and her never ending smile ..
The downside is that she is married ...Damnit !
But my understanding with Wendy is perfect ..And she likes me as well .
But married was always dangerous ground for me , so I can only dream of her
Need to say ..I really like you my friend , it's like I know you for years ..
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Lol, yes. That's where our resources go, and the return is hit or miss.

Thanks my friend, though this girls name isn't Miranda. Her name is Nia.
Nia ?
I never had a Nia , but the name sounds beautiful .

For the moment I'm after a Wendy at work , she showed me her new black X5 to me.
I confess ...I didn't saw much of her X5 , because I saw only her perfect ass and her never ending smile ..
The downside is that she is married ...Damnit !
But my understanding with Wendy is perfect ..And she likes me as well .
But married was always dangerous ground for me , so I can only dream of her
Need to say ..I really like you my friend , it's like I know you for years ..
Actually met her because of my car at that time, Audi A6. Parked next to her.

It's good to meet you to, my friend
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