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      06-01-2016, 06:21 PM   #29943
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      06-01-2016, 07:57 PM   #29944
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      06-02-2016, 08:57 AM   #29946
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      06-02-2016, 09:01 AM   #29947
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      06-02-2016, 11:32 AM   #29949
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Girl who sits behind me was fired yesterday right before I left for the day. Sorry guys, no nudes - Failboat.
She's just fired, she's not dead. I heard she lives like 5 minutes away...
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      06-02-2016, 11:40 AM   #29950
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Girl who sits behind me was fired yesterday right before I left for the day. Sorry guys, no nudes - Failboat.
What????! No more mamacita diaries?

Why'd she get fired?

Do you have her contact info?
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      06-02-2016, 11:44 AM   #29951
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Slept til 8:30, got to work at 10, took an hour lunch..., uhhhhh


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      06-02-2016, 12:01 PM   #29952
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MKSixer I ran across this on FB. Please do this to the M6!!
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      06-02-2016, 12:07 PM   #29953
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She's just fired, she's not dead. I heard she lives like 5 minutes away...
I gave her a ride in the car yesterday. Complained why it was so loud, why I don't like having the A/C on as I told her I drive with the windows down and saying how she is a diva and needs the A/C. I was like bitch please.

In Mike Francesa's voice, I'll pass.
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      06-02-2016, 12:10 PM   #29954
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What????! No more mamacita diaries?

Why'd she get fired?

Do you have her contact info?
She got fired because she has been calling out every Tuesday for the past month and takes a two hour lunch from 12-2 (mind you she would always stroll in from 10:30-11AM) AND then take another hour break from 4-5PM. Plus she messed up on the budget reports last week.

Edit: I do have her contact info.
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      06-02-2016, 12:20 PM   #29955
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Rain sucks.
Hopefully all that rain is gone starting today, and lasts until June 12th.
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She's just fired, she's not dead. I heard she lives like 5 minutes away...
I gave her a ride in the car yesterday. Complained why it was so loud, why I don't like having the A/C on as I told her I drive with the windows down and saying how she is a diva and needs the A/C. I was like bitch please.

In Mike Francesa's voice, I'll pass.
Did you give her a sympathetic dick to cry on...?
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MKSixer I ran across this on FB. Please do this to the M6!!
So much win in this pic...

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She got fired because she has been calling out every Tuesday for the past month and takes a two hour lunch from 12-2 (mind you she would always stroll in from 10:30-11AM) AND then take another hour break from 4-5PM. Plus she messed up on the budget reports last week.

Edit: I do have her contact info.
Damn.... That's some work ethic there...

You now have free reign to go do whatever with her!
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MKSixer I ran across this on FB. Please do this to the M6!!
Dude, looks like Darth Vader had sex with an M6.
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Hopefully all that rain is gone starting today, and lasts until June 12th.
Don't hold your breath.
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Don't hold your breath.
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I think i understand where you're coming from....

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Did you give her a sympathetic dick to cry on...?
This. You might be able to pull off some surprise butt secks too.
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Dude, looks like Darth Vader had sex with an M6.
Think about how that thing would sound as it's passing you on the track. All pissed off and shit.

I need one.
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Damn you guys.

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