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      07-21-2015, 12:42 PM   #2971
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Unless you're Elle MacPherson or 61yo Christie Brinkley.
This is SO very true!!!
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Sandra bullock, heather locklear, Courtney cox and a million others
These women are not like all others
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These women are not like all others
Luckely not !
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These women are not like all others
I disagree. Attractive women are everywhere. The ones on the screen just make their living differently.
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I disagree. Attractive women are everywhere. The ones on the screen just make their living differently.
Ok - let me clarify, and no offense to any lady on the forum...

Big difference in a Christie Brinkley or Sandy Bullock, or Heather Locklear from the average 50 or 60 year old. These women have a combination of genetics and financial resources to maintain a lifestyle predicated on maintenance of their physical appearance.

My comment that these women are different is not a slight to all other women, just as saying Michael Jordan is better than all others who played Basketball is not a slight to all others that have ever played basketball...

I agree that beauty is not just the physical; however these particular women have maintained their physical beauty longer than most their age.
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Ok - let me clarify, and no offense to any lady on the forum...

Big difference in a Christie Brinkley or Sandy Bullock, or Heather Locklear from the average 50 or 60 year old. These women have a combination of genetics and financial resources to maintain a lifestyle predicated on maintenance of their physical appearance.

My comment that these women are different is not a slight to all other women, just as saying Michael Jordan is better than all others who played Basketball is not a slight to all others that have ever played basketball...

I agree that beauty is not just the physical; however these particular women have maintained their physical beauty longer than most their age.
Maybe it's the Newport types I'm seeing then, because there are a LOT of 50ish plus women in my AO that are Christie-like and stunning.

I'm not into the..."mature" types, but you do see them everywhere and they do make you take a second look.
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Maybe it's the Newport types I'm seeing then, because there are a LOT of 50ish plus women in my AO that are Christie-like and stunning.

I'm not into the..."mature" types, but you do see them everywhere and they do make you take a second look.
Very likely the 'Newport' types....spend some time in the South and let's have this conversation again
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Maybe it's the Newport types I'm seeing then, because there are a LOT of 50ish plus women in my AO that are Christie-like and stunning.

I'm not into the..."mature" types, but you do see them everywhere and they do make you take a second look.
So you look over your shoulder too ....and always accuse me !
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Maybe it's the Newport types I'm seeing then, because there are a LOT of 50ish plus women in my AO that are Christie-like and stunning.

I'm not into the..."mature" types, but you do see them everywhere and they do make you take a second look.
Very likely the 'Newport' types....spend some time in the South and let's have this conversation again
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Maybe it's the Newport types I'm seeing then, because there are a LOT of 50ish plus women in my AO that are Christie-like and stunning.

I'm not into the..."mature" types, but you do see them everywhere and they do make you take a second look.
So you look over your shoulder too ....and always accuse me !
Dude...if you were here, you'd be arrested.
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Ok - let me clarify, and no offense to any lady on the forum...

Big difference in a Christie Brinkley or Sandy Bullock, or Heather Locklear from the average 50 or 60 year old. These women have a combination of genetics and financial resources to maintain a lifestyle predicated on maintenance of their physical appearance.

My comment that these women are different is not a slight to all other women, just as saying Michael Jordan is better than all others who played Basketball is not a slight to all others that have ever played basketball...

I agree that beauty is not just the physical; however these particular women have maintained their physical beauty longer than most their age.
I have these boots I brought with me even here. 5" heel, worn 5 times. Bought 2 days before I killed my ankle. At 33, I know for sure I won't ever wear those again. Sad but life gets most of us, and I'm just happy to walk without a limp.


I will look like a wrinkled potato at 45. I'm okay with it.
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Very likely the 'Newport' types....spend some time in the South and let's have this conversation again
I lived in Newport, I live in the South......
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Dude...if you were here, you'd be arrested.
Not sure but...This sounds like you are a man of the law ?
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Dude...if you were here, you'd be arrested.
Not sure but...This sounds like you are a man of the law ?
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That sounds better , because I had enough from the cops over here..
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Whenever someone say Newport, it reminds me of days I worked at gas station on weekend.

Homie: NEWPORT!
Me: Here.
Homie: *see the pack of newport cigrette*, and said NEWPORT LONG!
me: Do i look like a fucking mind reader????? Next time, you tell me you want newport box long, damn it!
Homie: NEWPORT BOX LONG! HOMIE!
me: Next time, if you wanna buy something here, say it nicely, or you ain't buying shit here.
Homie: What the F, did you say? I am going to kick your *&$#%*# $*# ass homie!
me: I get off at 6am, you better wait for me here. If I don't see you , I will ask around to find out where you live and *insert your imagination here*
Homie: I'll be back! I'll be back!

At 6am, no one shows up.....
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Whenever someone say Newport, it reminds me of days I worked at gas station on weekend.

Homie: NEWPORT!
Me: Here.
Homie: *see the pack of newport cigrette*, and said NEWPORT LONG!
me: Do i look like a fucking mind reader????? Next time, you tell me you want newport box long, damn it!
Homie: NEWPORT BOX LONG! HOMIE!
me: Next time, if you wanna buy something here, say it nicely, or you ain't buying shit here.
Homie: What the F, did you say? I am going to kick your *&$#%*# $*# ass homie!
me: I get off at 6am, you better wait for me here. If I don't see you , I will ask around to find out where you live and *insert your imagination here*
Homie: I'll be back! I'll be back!

At 6am, no one shows up.....
My goodness.
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I have these boots I brought with me even here. 5" heel, worn 5 times. Bought 2 days before I killed my ankle. At 33, I know for sure I won't ever wear those again. Sad but life gets most of us, and I'm just happy to walk without a limp.


I will look like a wrinkled potato at 45. I'm okay with it.
Seriously - if I was given the choice of spending the rest of my life with Christie Brinkley or Meryl Streep....no question I'd pick Streep. Her mind is incredibly sexy
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Seriously - if I was given the choice of spending the rest of my life with Christie Brinkley or Meryl Streep....no question I'd pick Streep. Her mind is incredibly sexy
Okay, if she shows up behind my door looking for a dating consult, I'll send her your way. Deal?

(Google told me she is one scary looking lady)
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I lived in Newport, I live in the South......
NO is not Arkansas, KY, SC, or WV....[SMH]...

No offense to these states....
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My goodness.
That neighborhood is known for bark but no bite. It happened 15yrs ago.
They are more concerned about not getting banned in the store.
The same guy showed up few weeks later, and I asked him "dude, I waited at 6am, where were you?"
He goes, "I was joking man..."

It didn't look like he was joking when he was acting crazy. haha
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Okay, if she shows up behind my door looking for a dating consult, I'll send her your way. Deal?

(Google told me she is one scary looking lady)
Lups - Watch 'The Devil Wears Prada'.....
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