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      05-28-2016, 08:40 PM   #29701
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im going to get a bacon milkshake

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I had an acai bowl today and that shit was amazing!!!
I made a dymatize chocolate, banana (1/3), peanut butter and bacon protein shake the other day.

The key is to really crisp up the bacon in a toaster oven after you cooked it the first time. Allow it to cool and I got homemade bacos.

Blend in shake. Tastes like heaven.
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Gotcha. Although I think they've got a Memorial Day sale going on right now.
Everybody should be what's more mericun than shooting shit up.
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Ugh I'm so exhausted from Bimmerfest! It was hot and my feet are killing. What an experience though!
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Ugh I'm so exhausted from Bimmerfest! It was hot and my feet are killing. What an experience though!
Pics or it didn't happen!
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Ugh I'm so exhausted from Bimmerfest! It was hot and my feet are killing. What an experience though!
Pics or it didn't happen!
From my instagram and I'll make a video when I get home.
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From my instagram and I'll make a video when I get home.
is that Peter..?
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From my instagram and I'll make a video when I get home.
Was it fun being the only girl within miles. I'll bet that was an epic sausage fest. Whoa. (Probably cool though.). Real question, did Arcades make it out?
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so the hotel wont let us extend the vacation..so we had to resort to a shitty hotel and a fucking hot tube suite.

I bet this place has bed bugs........

my car had the "low oil light" come on, Im pretty sure Im leaking oil--maybe the oil pan. I think its time for an f30. Rallye just sent me a deal to trade in my car, Im starting to consider it, my car has been leaking oil from 4 different spots that were fixed, and now a new spot! I dont know and I think my sentences are extremely incoherent right now so I apologize.

I couldnt sleep because I thought my engine was going to detonate since it was 10 at night and I couldnt get oil..

So far this trip has started off on the right foot!! haha

But shes having fun so thats all that matters.
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I saw Alice in wonderland because im whipped
Grounds for getting mancard revoked. There's gotta be a Bros b4 hoes Clare somewhere for having to watch chick flicks.

I "watched" Notebook in the name of pussy. In reality I passed out for most of the movie from Promethazine I took right before going.
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From my instagram and I'll make a video when I get home.
Mmmmm mmmm good.
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From my instagram and I'll make a video when I get home.
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is that Peter..?
What did I miss kids?





I swear to god my phone confuses me to bits....a
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Grounds for getting mancard revoked. There's gotta be a Bros b4 hoes Clare somewhere for having to watch chick flicks.

I "watched" Notebook in the name of pussy. In reality I passed out for most of the movie from Promethazine I took right before going.


For the record you know damn well usually there is no say in movie choices.

I have a jacuzzi in my hotel room hahahahaha this shit is SO STUPID
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For the record you know damn well usually there is no say in movie choices.

I have a jacuzzi in my hotel room hahahahaha this shit is SO STUPID
No, you make the choices. She already made the hardest one in choosing you.
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Every chick flick I've been forced to watch ends with me bursting out laughing at the least appropriate of times.
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Jus got pulled over for "failure to maintain lane" aka I want to see if you're drunk and I'm bored. Needless to say the man let me go because he realized I was coming back from seeing neighbors two!!
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      05-30-2016, 12:28 AM   #29717
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Jus got pulled over for "failure to maintain lane" aka I want to see if you're drunk and I'm bored. Needless to say the man let me go because he realized I was coming back from seeing neighbors two!!
I see your stellar trip continues.

Any fun field sobriety tests?
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I see your stellar trip continues.

Any fun field sobriety tests?
nah he didnt even run my license. If i didnt stay in my lane I would have smashed into him. I swerved once because I got the "turn here, no dont, wait yes turn here" haha

Hes like, had a few tonight? and i was like no? Im just coming back from the movies.. its 12 am and pouring rain--kind of hard to see, plus I have 0 idea where I'm going.. hes like what movie? and I was like neighbors 2 and he came back with a "how was it?" I said really funny, he smile says good shit and leaves haha
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Already in route to Naples to see @F30lolz! Damn this traffic...
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Already in route to Naples to see @F30lolz! Damn this traffic...
Dang, kind of a late start. Dinner date?
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How about that Rossi kid. Rookie wins 100th Indy 500 for andretti racing. Not a single mention all race until 7 laps left. 24 years old and 1st rookie winner since Castroneves 15 years ago. Nevada boy did good.
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