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      05-25-2016, 07:42 PM   #29305
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The spinal....
Oh cord. Ok.
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      05-25-2016, 07:44 PM   #29306
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She wants me to see her apartment when its all finished.



banned for missing pedestrian with said half-pint water. How is the leg?
I know.... Sucks. Was hoping to belt him.

Getting better. Almost 90 degrees flection. Thanks!
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      05-25-2016, 07:44 PM   #29307
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why would she just mention a good bed?

She could very well be the office slut
I don't see her talking to other guys at work, only other females. BTW, if I facebook stalked the females that worked here, your keyboards would be full of jizz
Mines already filled with jizz regardless of a new find
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      05-26-2016, 12:28 AM   #29308
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Visited my lady friend today. I got pie to eat and some to take home. It was good.
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      05-26-2016, 12:31 AM   #29309
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Her pie is too big if you can take some home
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      05-26-2016, 12:41 AM   #29310
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Her pie is too big if you can take some home
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      05-26-2016, 12:42 AM   #29311
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It was a big pie. Rhubarb and apple filling. She can bake.
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Never had rhubarb apple, like rhubarb strawberry though, keep the cold weather women in season no time now for a big one.
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      05-26-2016, 07:05 AM   #29313
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Crap... too many multi quotes... dammit. Oh well.
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Trust me, I'm in no hurry. I'm patiently waiting for a number of cars to drop in price before I buy.


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Nice front lip...do they make it in actual size for your car?


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Oh shit. Forgot to post this on OT.

My wife was driving me to PT this afternoon and on a local 2-lane road (40 mph limit), with moderate traffic, this guy walking with the flow of traffic across the street (toward us) suddenly makes a 1/4 turn and sprints across the street. The 3rd car ahead of us stops short and swerves, the 2nd and 1st car ahead of us slam on their brakes. We barely slow down enough not to plow into the car directly in front of us. Needless to say, I jammed my bad leg from the braking force.

Instantly in pain, infuriated and in awe, I chuck a half-pint water bottle at the idiot pedestrian. I miss. My wife and I talk about it for the remainder of the trip (5 minutes). Both are in disbelief of the stupidity and audacity of the pedestrian.

This jackass apparently was making his dash to the Papa Johns on this road.

So what? I dunno. Just venting.


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      05-26-2016, 07:12 AM   #29315
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Although, I'm definitely over buying used cars. Been there, done that, etc.
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      05-26-2016, 07:17 AM   #29316
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That gif makes it look like both they both have monster penises. By monster, I mean my size, cuz ... Hurr.
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      05-26-2016, 07:20 AM   #29317
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      05-26-2016, 07:21 AM   #29318
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That gif makes it look like both they both have monster penises. By monster, I mean my size, cuz ... Hurr.
Hung like a hurrse!

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hi
Speaking of seeing girl's apartments...
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      05-26-2016, 08:50 AM   #29319
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Just finished my first video where I did an "unboxing"!

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      05-26-2016, 09:19 AM   #29320
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Visited my lady friend today. I got pie to eat and some to take home. It was good.
No pic, no care.
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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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      05-26-2016, 09:20 AM   #29321
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Just finished my first video where I did an "unboxing"!

Is this NSFW?
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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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      05-26-2016, 09:27 AM   #29322
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Is this NSFW?
Based on what goes on at your workplace(s), I'm not sure anything is off limits.
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      05-26-2016, 09:29 AM   #29323
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Just finished my first video where I did an "unboxing"!

Is this NSFW?
Hahahahahaa my vids are SFW
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      05-26-2016, 09:33 AM   #29324
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Just finished my first video where I did an "unboxing"!
Youtube is blocked at work, is this a video of you opening a box? Are you neked?
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      05-26-2016, 09:34 AM   #29325
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Based on what goes on at your workplace(s), I'm not sure anything is off limits.
I imagine this...

LOLZ: *watches bimettes video*
Stalker: *looks over shoulder* Who dat?
LOLZ: A woman from BP OT
Stalker: She have an apartment close by? You know, I have an apartment close by"
LOLZ: No, she is not from around here.
Stalker: Does she do any unboxing of beds? You know, I got a new bed recently, it only has a few "spots" on it. It is really cumfortable.
LOLZ: Er.... great.
Stalker: It is in my apartment, 5 minutes from here.






*they both leave... LOLZ smashes... stalker stalks... the end*
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Youtube is blocked at work, is this a video of you opening a box? Are you neked?
If answer is yes, THEN he'll set up a vpn.
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      05-26-2016, 09:35 AM   #29326
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Just finished my first video where I did an "unboxing"!
Youtube is blocked at work, is this a video of you opening a box? Are you neked?
I did open a box. It contained a dashcam inside. And I'm fully clothed this time. You can't trick me twice
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