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      11-14-2020, 04:53 PM   #29085
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At least 10 extra HP at the rear wheel, would be my guess
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So, if I drink (something Japanese, either whiskey of sake) early with my niece/nephew's dog, then head to the casino, I should come home with more gold than when I left!!!!
Well, I didn't get to drink with the dog until Saturday, but Friday I walked into the casino with $340. Wife took $100 right off the top. After dropping another $100 on Pai-gow, I dropped $140 on slots. That was all B-day money still left over. Then I pulled a few $20 out my wallet, walked into the high-roller slots, and pulled out $140 with some bars.

Found the wife and her sister, now playing Texas. She had no idea what she was doing, but he dealers were nice to her. Neighbor told her (after 2 straights in a row) to play the trips bet. Next hand, she gets Ace, joker in her hand, and the river is the 4th 9. She and neighber each get $450. She hands to me and says "go cash" I did that for her 5 times that night, best being a suited KQJ on 3-card poker winning $600.

When we got home, paid back each of our investments, I put $940 into my stash location. That was my 1/2 of her winnings. Other than only 2 drinks because somehow *I* was the DD, it was a good Friday 13th!
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Well, I didn't get to drink with the dog until Saturday, but Friday I walked into the casino with $340. Wife took $100 right off the top. After dropping another $100 on Pai-gow, I dropped $140 on slots. That was all B-day money still left over. Then I pulled a few $20 out my wallet, walked into the high-roller slots, and pulled out $140 with some bars.

Found the wife and her sister, now playing Texas. She had no idea what she was doing, but he dealers were nice to her. Neighbor told her (after 2 straights in a row) to play the trips bet. Next hand, she gets Ace, joker in her hand, and the river is the 4th 9. She and neighber each get $450. She hands to me and says "go cash" I did that for her 5 times that night, best being a suited KQJ on 3-card poker winning $600.

When we got home, paid back each of our investments, I put $940 into my stash location. That was my 1/2 of her winnings. Other than only 2 drinks because somehow *I* was the DD, it was a good Friday 13th!
Was it your birthday on the 13th?
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Well, I didn't get to drink with the dog until Saturday, but Friday I walked into the casino with $340. Wife took $100 right off the top. After dropping another $100 on Pai-gow, I dropped $140 on slots. That was all B-day money still left over. Then I pulled a few $20 out my wallet, walked into the high-roller slots, and pulled out $140 with some bars.

Found the wife and her sister, now playing Texas. She had no idea what she was doing, but he dealers were nice to her. Neighbor told her (after 2 straights in a row) to play the trips bet. Next hand, she gets Ace, joker in her hand, and the river is the 4th 9. She and neighber each get $450. She hands to me and says "go cash" I did that for her 5 times that night, best being a suited KQJ on 3-card poker winning $600.

When we got home, paid back each of our investments, I put $940 into my stash location. That was my 1/2 of her winnings. Other than only 2 drinks because somehow *I* was the DD, it was a good Friday 13th!
Was it your birthday on the 13th?
I'm a Leo. I had been once since then and still had cash stashed
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Apple Mug - now THAT is funny......AND true!

Maybe it needs a small hole that leaks your fluids.....and it gradually gets bigger each year???

Yet people will line up to buy it.
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The funnier part isn't that they attend meetings all day, it's when there is an issue and they say "that's above my pay grade". Really? You are at the top!
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The funnier part isn't that they attend meetings all day, it's when there is an issue and they say "that's above my pay grade". Really? You are at the top!
Or in my situation, the meeting is about your position/duties and no one bothers to inform the end recipient.....or to have included them/me in the meeting. Shit, we have meetings to discuss future meetings.
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Shit, we have meetings to discuss future meetings.
Where I work, we in all seriousness have a Committee on Committees!

Still no Department of Redundancy Department...yet.....
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Still no Department of Redundancy Department...yet.....
First you need to have an exploratory committee to determine the need for that department. Of course, the committee won't be able to do anything until they assign a tiger team to look into the situation, which will require a working group to determine the tiger team's duties and authority...
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