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      11-11-2020, 02:15 PM   #29041
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2 girlfriends ago when it was her turn to pick, I started to just drive around the block endlessly until they say "Where are you going???" and I'd say "In a circle until you tell me where to go" After 2 or 3 of these sessions - you only have to make 2 right hand turns before they will scream out "JUST GO TO 44 STONE!" or wherever and I say "Thank you" and we get past it immediately. It has yet to fail me and surprisingly even though they sound pissy when they pick, they are over it instantly when they realize they are going to eat where they want.
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2 girlfriends ago when it was her turn to pick, I started to just drive around the block endlessly until they say "Where are you going???" and I'd say "In a circle until you tell me where to go" After 2 or 3 of these sessions - you only have to make 2 right hand turns before they will scream out "JUST GO TO 44 STONE!" or wherever and I say "Thank you" and we get past it immediately. It has yet to fail me and surprisingly even though they sound pissy when they pick, they are over it instantly when they realize they are going to eat where they want.
Previous GF used to drive me up a wall when it was time to pick a movie or TV show to watch. Me: "Hey, how 'bout this one?" Her: "No." Me: "Okay, how 'bout this one then?" Her: "No." Me: "Ummm...there's this one you said the other night you thought looked interesting...?" Her: "Maybe some other night." Me: "Okay, then what do you want to watch?" Her: "Well...not any of those." GRRRRRRR!!!
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I need to find where they are selling these. A Turdkey.
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Sweet Baby Jesus, what the hell is that?
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revolting..I could smell that through the phone.
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I need to find where they are selling these. A Turdkey.
Sending one to the X?
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      11-11-2020, 07:00 PM   #29051
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I need to find where they are selling these. A Turdkey.
That looks like a Mr. Hankey cake.

Must be from the same bakery as this one. :
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      11-11-2020, 07:40 PM   #29052
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I need to find where they are selling these. A Turdkey.
FWIW, one of my co-workers and his kids bake Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poos for our office holiday party every year.....




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      11-11-2020, 07:42 PM   #29053
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That's frickin' brilliant!! A work of art...
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Sweet Baby Jesus, what the hell is that?
Holiday happiness!!!

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revolting..I could smell that through the phone.
You're welcome!!

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Sending one to the X?
Hmmmmmm.......

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That looks like a Mr. Hankey cake.

Must be from the same bakery as this one. :
Brilliant!!!

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FWIW, one of my co-workers and his kids bake Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poos for our office holiday party every year.....




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These kids have a future in art!!

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That's frickin' brilliant!! A work of art...
I knew an art aficionado, such as your self, would appreciate this at the level it deserves.

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It's the second Friday the 13th in 2020... not surprising I suppose.
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