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Axius · 05-23-2016, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

You said - 'either the ivy patch or the briar patch'.

I picked the lesser evil

Well, come on, could have said the rose bushes but didn't want you to fall in those either!

Mywifes335 · 05-23-2016, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by PoorLurker

so is that the day you gave "it" to her?

Yeah. Herpes. The gift that keeps on giving. No. No herpes. Thank God!

Nah man..... Why you so fascinated by the size of gifts?

Mywifes335 · 05-23-2016, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Can confirm - he made me go #2 in the woods....caught poison ivy, now I have the 'itchy ass'.....

Herpes? PoorLurker thinks I have it.

Mywifes335 · 05-23-2016, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike.

I should have been more specific, we were laying in bed and she was on the gram-- and she's like wow this cup is so cool. It was my idea to search and get it for her. I was going to get flowers for her this week, but my thought was that she could use this cup more than some flowers. She never asked persay, I just did an impulse buy!

Also, this is not the stripper. The stripper we deaded like a month and a half ago.

those arent her nails! this was a stock photo. But yes, those nails are terrible!!! hahah

You know, Mike, I was gonna comment on those nails too. Any chick with those nails... Watch out! Lol!

Verbiage · 05-23-2016, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

You know, Mike, I was gonna comment on those nails too. Any chick with those nails... Watch out! Lol!

Dealt with a chick that had nails like that, once. Still have the scars on my back.

InB4 what-was-his-name jokes. InB4 black. InB4 bestiality.

1MOREMOD · 05-23-2016, 10:45 AM

Goats dont have claws

Mywifes335 · 05-23-2016, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Dealt with a chick that had nails like that, once. Still have the scars on my back.

InB4 what-was-his-name jokes. InB4 black. InB4 bestiality.

^thats entertainment!

I distinctly remember one DR girl...the same one with the DDs and the matching hoop earrings and necklace that said "Marilyn". She had those nails.

Verbiage · 05-23-2016, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

^thats entertainment!

I distinctly remember one DR girl...the same one with the DDs and the matching hoop earrings and necklace that said "Marilyn". She had those nails.

The one who wanted the co-sign?!

Mywifes335 · 05-23-2016, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

The one who wanted the co-sign?!

Different one.

Edit: Ingrid

MKSixer · 05-23-2016, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Oh great...make me look like the pretentious asshole.

The day you hire a cleaning lady is the day you'll say "Why TF haven't I done this years ago!?"

Someone had to go first!!

Mr Tonka · 05-23-2016, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

The day you hire a cleaning lady is the day you'll say "Why TF haven't I done this years ago!?"

Same thing for pool service and lawn for that matter.

silvergray545 · 05-23-2016, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

Someone had to go first!!

No problem, mister M6, i8, M4 GTS and 991 GT3 RS.

silvergray545 · 05-23-2016, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Same thing for pool service and lawn for that mater.

Oh hell yeah. The last time I cut the grass was when the $10 my dad would pay me every week mattered.

RJ_ · 05-23-2016, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Oh hell yeah. The last time I cut the grass was when the $10 my dad would pay me every week mattered.

The satisfaction of the manual labor of yardwork after staring at a computer screen all day is well worth whatever time I might save. First world problems.

Mywifes335 · 05-23-2016, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

The satisfaction of the manual labor of yardwork after staring at a computer screen all day is well worth whatever time I might save. First world problems.

I'd rather goto the gym and have Alberto do the raking.

silvergray545 · 05-23-2016, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by RJ_

The satisfaction of the manual labor of yardwork after staring at a computer screen all day is well worth whatever time I might save. First world problems.

I would rather put in an extra three hours at work than do 30 minutes of yard work. Doesn't help that I'm allergic to anything that grows.

I never understood why people love to work outside. My father is like this. He'll come home from a full day of work and then work in the yard/garden for another 2-3 hours.

jtodd_fl · 05-23-2016, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

I'd rather goto the gym and have Alberto do the raping.

One... letter... off.

FTFY

jtodd_fl · 05-23-2016, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

I would rather put in an extra three hours at work than do 30 minutes of yard work. Doesn't help that I'm allergic to anything that grows.

I never understood why people love to work outside. My father is like this. He'll come home from a full day of work and then work in the yard/garden for another 2-3 hours.

My wife enjoys working outside... cutting the grass... edging... gardening. Ew. Thank God she likes it. Although, the amount we have spent on yard implements is probably greater than what we would have spent having it done. #overkillismymiddlename

silvergray545 · 05-23-2016, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

My wife enjoys working outside... cutting the grass... edging... gardening. Ew. Thank God she likes it. Although, the amount we have spent on yard implements is probably greater than what we would have spent having it done. #overkillismymiddlename

The type of girls I like will never enjoy working outside in the yard. I'm going to have to be like Mywifes335 and find Alberto.

Mr Tonka · 05-23-2016, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Oh hell yeah. The last time I cut the grass was when the $10 my dad would pay me every week mattered.

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Originally Posted by RJ_

The satisfaction of the manual labor of yardwork after staring at a computer screen all day is well worth whatever time I might save. First world problems.

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

I would rather put in an extra three hours at work than do 30 minutes of yard work. Doesn't help that I'm allergic to anything that grows.

I never understood why people love to work outside. My father is like this. He'll come home from a full day of work and then work in the yard/garden for another 2-3 hours.

I get it. I used to do the yard work because i liked it and because, riding mower. I even like pressure washing and cleaning the gutters, etc... But my cycling schedule leaves little time and energy for that kind of stuff on the weekends.

Now i equally enjoy coming home from a bike ride to a freshly cut lawn, trimmed hedges, etc...

The pool guys do kind of piss me off some times. They're kinda stupid and even though we have one of the best services around, i could run that place so much better and make so much more money. I'd spend at least another $500 a year with them if they took the initiative to quote me prices on broken equipment or necessary replacement parts. Hell, if they just furnished me with prices on products i requested from them, i'd likely spend more with them! SMH....

Mr Tonka · 05-23-2016, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

The type of girls I like will never enjoy working outside in the yard. I'm going to have to be like Mywifes335 and find Alberto.

careful on which Alberto you get. Some of them offer services on the side.

Verbiage · 05-23-2016, 01:32 PM

Alberto ftw.

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