Confess here

Rmtt · 12-24-2019, 11:26 AM

Lenny looks like he could eat all of the "stuff" if you guy's aren't careful.

Sedan_Clan · 12-24-2019, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

No, don't turn around just yet. I think given MK's penchant for watching Prancercise that he'll find Lenny to be a devastatingly handsome creature.

Lenny may even become MK's GOAT and not just a goat. I'm sure MK will give us his ranking afterwards.

I assume you brought a pair of boots for MK to use though? I don't think he has your considerable expertise.

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

I'm sure he has his own boots, I just have to demonstrate the proper "technique" for dancing.

P.S. I recommend we LEAVE those there, as part of his "leftover stuff"

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

Absolutely. Goes without saying. I'll load the truck. You work with MK on his "technique".

I think I'll take his M6, and I'll split the cigars and scotch with you. We'll alternate picks from his wine collection which should be extensive.

Not sure if you want his BMW i8 though - you ok with being constantly aware that the only gas motor in it is a little three cylinder from a Mini Cooper buzzing away behind your head? There are a few hopped up Duracells in the car too to help it get up to highway speeds...if that helps?

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

I'll let you abscond with all the wine, I'll take an i8 full of ammo in trade.

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

Ohh, good pick! I forgot about the ammo. Not that the powers that be over here would let me bring it across the border, but I'd consider taking a little cache of arms and burying it somewhere just south of the border in the event that I ever needed it. Like some of the Irish do.

Ok MK - we've voted, and we've decided this is a good idea. Please let myself, Wede and his little friend know your address and the best time to show up.

Given Christmas is fast approaching, we'd both like to be able to put some of your stuffs under our respective trees as "our stuffs" in time for Christmas day. So please give us a window within the next 24 hours.

Oh and MK - when Wede's van pulls up, it might be a'rockin, but that's just him and Lenny, so you can come a'knockin.

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Water was just FALLING out of the sky yesterday, (it's just amazing!!) Unfortunately the youngest son was out getting a new cage for his new rat, stopped for traffic, and the semi with a driver from Mexico didn't. . . so probably Lenny and I will be in a rental

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

Your son ok though? That's the important part. And getting the other guy's insurance and the police report next...

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

There is just NO GOOD WAY to tell the wife "Honey, I have to go, the kids got hit by a semi"

Kids were fine (he had his cousin with) The driver played the "no English" card, so we let CHP deal with it. He told us "I'll get you the report card, it will be ready in 5-10 days, then I'll deal with him"

I'm figuring a full cavity search (OF THE RIG, you sick bastages) was to ensue, while the driver had to stand in the rain with the fine officer. amirite Sedan_Clan ?

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Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

Damn! I would've at least run him through FST's to see if he was under the influence. It really sucks, but I'm glad your family is okay.

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

That may well have occurred AFTER we were sent on our way, out of the rain. I had a morbid curiosity to circle back around in 10 and see if they were still there.

I TRIED, honestly, but the kid just doesn't understand that a cotton hoody doesn't keep the rain off

Also, I TRIED to teach the kid some of the lessons you try to convey in the Ask thread: The officer had gone and ran license/registration and was returning to the van (tinted windows in the back) For some reason my son and cousin had decided to hang out in the back. As the officer is walking up, my son flings the back doors open to talk to him. "Officer, honestly, I taught him better than to do that as you approach"

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Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

Hahaha! Kids. Gotta love'em.

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Originally Posted by Turkish Pickle

no worries if you guys can't find a taker for the i8, I'll take it
I've literally not seen another car that turns as many heads as it does in Chicago, chicks go C R A Z Y over those doors too

plus ya'll are old and/or married, you don't need a chick magnet

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

Precisely. I'm close to 40 and married, definitely don't need the i8.

That's why I'm taking the M6, because it should sound lovely with that exhaust. Am I right MKSixer - I'll like it right?

WHAT DA FUQ happened here?!?!!

I'm the TAKER of STUFF...not the GIVER of STUFF. Not only am I not sick, I'm not even close to dead yet!!

Sedan_Clan can I have these ass clowns picked up for some type of conspiracy? AND it involves interstate commerce, international borders, AND bringing Turkish Pickle in the whole horrible enterprise. ARREST THEM ALL. Oh...and call the Animal Rights Activists!!

I suppose! Let me call in the troops. Lol!

upstatedoc · 01-09-2020, 05:06 PM

I wanna drive the wienermobile! < do not insert joke here>

Dpc2u · 01-09-2020, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

I wanna drive the wienermobile! < do not insert joke here>

I think they should build a blown wienermobile that does wheel stands. Picture that in your warped minds.....

1MOREMOD · 01-09-2020, 06:15 PM

Does it have a cockpit

Darth One · 01-09-2020, 07:58 PM

I think one rides the wiener (mobile). Not drives it.

CTinline-six · 01-10-2020, 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Dpc2u

I think they should build a blown wienermobile that does wheel stands. Picture that in your warped minds.....

F30lolz · 01-10-2020, 03:50 PM

I’m prepared for flame.

I confess that I just saw John Wick for the first time.

1MOREMOD · 01-10-2020, 03:58 PM

Wtf ban

M_Six · 01-10-2020, 08:11 PM

Left a nice-ish Italian restaurant tonight mid-meal because a couple got seated next to us and one of them had taken a bath in Patchouli, which I can't stand. Couldn't tell if it was him or her, or maybe both. Wifey and I looked at each other and silently agreed to get take out boxes and leave. Shame, too. I was about to grab another glass of wine and continue enjoying my meal. How da fuq can anyone wear that much cologne/perfume and not know it's gagging people around them? We noticed the couple on the other side of them left at the same time.

Then we got outside to find some dickhead parked a Jeep 3 inches from my passenger side door. Probably the stinky idiots.

Rmtt · 01-11-2020, 05:35 AM

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Originally Posted by M_Six

Left a nice-ish Italian restaurant tonight mid-meal because a couple got seated next to us and one of them had taken a bath in Patchouli, which I can't stand. Couldn't tell if it was him or her, or maybe both. Wifey and I looked at each other and silently agreed to get take out boxes and leave. Shame, too. I was about to grab another glass of wine and continue enjoying my meal. How da fuq can anyone wear that much cologne/perfume and not know it's gagging people around them? We noticed the couple on the other side of them left at the same time.

Then we got outside to find some dickhead parked a Jeep 3 inches from my passenger side door. Probably the stinky idiots.

God...I hate the smell of Patchouli for some reason.

UncleWede · 01-11-2020, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by M_Six

Left a nice-ish Italian restaurant tonight mid-meal because a couple got seated next to us and one of them had taken a bath in Patchouli, which I can't stand. Couldn't tell if it was him or her, or maybe both. Wifey and I looked at each other and silently agreed to get take out boxes and leave. Shame, too. I was about to grab another glass of wine and continue enjoying my meal. How da fuq can anyone wear that much cologne/perfume and not know it's gagging people around them? We noticed the couple on the other side of them left at the same time.

Then we got outside to find some dickhead parked a Jeep 3 inches from my passenger side door. Probably the stinky idiots.

Patch and jeep are mutually exclusive

F30lolz · 01-12-2020, 02:47 AM

Another confession. Saw Wick 2 yesterday.

Dang3r · 01-12-2020, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Dpc2u

I think they should build a blown wienermobile that does wheel stands. Picture that in your warped minds.....

dinonz · 01-12-2020, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

I wanna drive the wienermobile! < do not insert joke here>

No joke - I just head on the radio (BOB FM) that Oscar Mayer are looking for Weinermobile drivers:

https://www.businessinsider.com/get-...edium=referral

Darth One · 01-12-2020, 07:39 PM

I should apply, i have plenty of experience parking a massive weiner in tight spots

upstatedoc · 01-13-2020, 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by dinonz

No joke - I just head on the radio (BOB FM) that Oscar Mayer are looking for Weinermobile drivers:

https://www.businessinsider.com/get-...edium=referral

hence my confession

CTinline-six · 01-13-2020, 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Patch and jeep are mutually exclusive

As a Jeep owner I'm offended. I hate that shit.

FuriouslyFast · 01-13-2020, 08:49 AM

I do not want to be at work.

dinonz · 01-13-2020, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

hence my confession

Ah. I thought it was just some random shit that popped into your head and onto this thread.

UncleWede · 01-13-2020, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by CTinline-six

As a Jeep owner I'm offended. I hate that shit.

You're offended that you own a Jeep

I said patch and Jeep are mutually exclusive, meaning they are NOT seen together.

My next vehicle will probably be the Gladiator, if it's still available in stick when I get around to it. I loved my Wrangler, even being the weak 4-banger. My youngest spilled his mother's water all over those seats 20 years ago. Freak rain storm that morning, and I had driven to work with the top down. It was a major hassle to put up, trembling as I was that my son was on his way.

CTinline-six · 01-13-2020, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

You're offended that you own a Jeep

I said patch and Jeep are mutually exclusive, meaning they are NOT seen together.

My next vehicle will probably be the Gladiator, if it's still available in stick when I get around to it. I loved my Wrangler, even being the weak 4-banger. My youngest spilled his mother's water all over those seats 20 years ago. Freak rain storm that morning, and I had driven to work with the top down. It was a major hassle to put up, trembling as I was that my son was on his way.

Guess it helps if I read.

The Gladiators are nice, quite a few of them around here.

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