Tinder/Dating Apps

[V1.47fan]

Originally Posted by Axius

Coffee, lots of smoking pot, and lots of Newport shorts.

You're the only white guy i know who smokes Newports.

[V1.47fan]

The thrill is gone, Sara504.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by HyeWarrior

How did you know?

But in all honesty, that was the best date I've ever been on. This chick is absolutely gf material. Only part that sucks is that I wasn't really looking for a serious relationship again just yet. But shes too good to pass up. Oh, and she fucking LOVES my 135i lol. She just picked up a white 228i yesterday afternoon, white with red leather and M package.

Lol you lucked out. That is, until the 228i part.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by HyeWarrior

How did you know?

But in all honesty, that was the best date I've ever been on. This chick is absolutely gf material. Only part that sucks is that I wasn't really looking for a serious relationship again just yet. But shes too good to pass up. Oh, and she fucking LOVES my 135i lol. She just picked up a white 228i yesterday afternoon, white with red leather and M package.

I'm telepathic.


For real though, glad it has gone so well for you. Sometimes the right person pops up at an odd time. I'm not really looking for one either, but my coffee date earlier went exceptionally well, so I'm actually looking forward to seeing her again. Complete polar opposite of the ex as far as personality, very laid back, it was a nice change.

Originally Posted by V1.47fan

You're the only white guy i know who smokes Newports.

Love my Newports. I've smoked just about every type of cig, and Newps hold my heart.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Axius

I'm not really looking for one either, but my coffee date earlier went exceptionally well, so I'm actually looking forward to seeing her again. Complete polar opposite of the ex as far as personality, very laid back, it was a nice change.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

I don't think my experience was quite as magical as his, but I did enjoy it very much. Still going to live alone in my house and not run off to Peru.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Axius

I don't think my experience was quite as magical as his, but I did enjoy it very much. Still going to live alone in my house and not run off to Peru.

What did you order when you went? And what did she order, if you remember?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

What did you order when you went? And what did she order, if you remember?

She ordered a chocolate chip frapp and I had a regular mocha frapp. Pretty good, been a while since I've been to an SB's.


I'm trying to get better with remembering details. Usually pretty forgetful, which isn't a good trait, so trying to be persistent with...., listening.

[swagon]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Gott, not this pig again. Saw a disturbing compilation video of him today on youtube.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Axius

She ordered a chocolate chip frapp and I had a regular mocha frapp. Pretty good, been a while since I've been to an SB's.


I'm trying to get better with remembering details. Usually pretty forgetful, which isn't a good trait, so trying to be persistent with...., listening.

Oh okay, good to play it safe.


Listening is a good start!

Originally Posted by swagon

Gott, not this pig again. Saw a disturbing compilation video of him today on youtube.

Oh yeah? Was he in the middle of the ocean again?

[swagon]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Oh yeah? Was he in the middle of the ocean again?

He was... He was naked. In a bed.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by swagon

He was... He was naked. In a bed.

Seriously?

[leopard print]

Just had a girl ask me to bring her Buffalo Wild Wings (as a first message). After chatting back and forth for a little bit I realized she wasn't kidding. She was pretty hot, but no way in hell am I gonna be a delivery boy. I wonder if people actually fall for that?

[V1.47fan]

Originally Posted by leopard print

Just had a girl ask me to bring her Buffalo Wild Wings (as a first message). After chatting back and forth for a little bit I realized she wasn't kidding. She was pretty hot, but no way in hell am I gonna be a delivery boy. I wonder if people actually fall for that?

That's a small price to pay compared to a pair of Louboutin's or Valentino's.

[V1.47fan]

Originally Posted by Axius

I'm telepathic.


For real though, glad it has gone so well for you. Sometimes the right person pops up at an odd time. I'm not really looking for one either, but my coffee date earlier went exceptionally well, so I'm actually looking forward to seeing her again. Complete polar opposite of the ex as far as personality, very laid back, it was a nice change.



Love my Newports. I've smoked just about every type of cig, and Newps hold my heart.

Glad to hear about the new girl.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Oh okay, good to play it safe.


Listening is a good start!

I've heard that listening is more powerful than hearing....

Originally Posted by V1.47fan

Glad to hear about the new girl.

Thanks, it'd be a good reason for a life change that'd deserve losing the bad habits.

[swagon]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Seriously?

3:57.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Axius

She ordered a chocolate chip frapp and I had a regular mocha frapp. Pretty good, been a while since I've been to an SB's.


I'm trying to get better with remembering details. Usually pretty forgetful, which isn't a good trait, so trying to be persistent with...., listening.

Men don't drink fraps!! Next time order black coffee with 2 shots of espresso and "no room" she'll be all over you.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Axius

I've heard that listening is more powerful than hearing....

Is it now?! I knew mom was onto something!

Originally Posted by swagon

3:57.

I can't believe you've done this.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Is it now?! I knew mom was onto something!

I'm not really sure, it's just something I heard, I wasn't really listening.

Originally Posted by Sara504

Men don't drink fraps!! Next time order black coffee with 2 shots of espresso and "no room" she'll be all over you.

Ohhhhhh, so thattt's how it works. I'll do that next time and report findings.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Axius

I'm not really sure, it's just something I heard, I wasn't really listening.

You also have a date this morning, no?

[Mike.]

usually my tinder dates end with me looking like this



....after I realize what a terrible person they are but I still get that blowj....Like im happy that I closed the deal, but not happy about who is was with.

For example...the last tinder date the girl OPENS UP the date saying "nothing you say will impress me" dude I asked her how her fucking day was and that is what she said to me!!!


edit: everyone should read this because its so damn true

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...ie=UTF8&btkr=1