Ask a Black person anything? (Paul Mooney Style)

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

For some reason, I read this entire post in the voice of Billy Dee Williams.
Is that racist?

Yes - but Ohhhh so right

[Samurai of 2day]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

For some reason, I read this entire post in the voice of Billy Dee Williams.
Is that racist?

Lol, not at all.

Kind of a a compliment, actually. That guy was a legend with the ladies during his time.

Me, not so much, lol.

Funny enough, if you met my next door neighbor during my youth, you could tell that Billy December was his idol... even down to the caddy parked out front.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Yes - but Ohhhh so right

It did seem right, didn't it. And I suspect he is past THESE days...

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

It did seem right, didn't it. And I suspect he is past THESE days...
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Also, works great in a Barry White voice!

[tc328]

Most black ppl dont do these...why?

Golf
Ice skate
Swimming

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by tc328

Most black ppl dont do these...why?

Golf
Ice skate
Swimming

1. Not a real sport.
2. See above.
3. Allergies.

[Mondolemite]

Originally Posted by tc328

Most black ppl dont do these...why?

Golf
Ice skate
Swimming

Originally Posted by Verbiage

1. Not a real sport.
2. See above.
3. Allergies.

Alternative answers:
1. Racism
2. Too cold
3. Middle Passage

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

1. Not a real sport.
2. See above.
3. Allergies.

Allergic to water? wtf.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Allergic to water? wtf.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=aquagenic+urticaria

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by tc328

Most black ppl dont do these...why?

Golf
Ice skate
Swimming

Ghey.

Except when skating is in context of hockey...which Black people don't do much of either...

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Also, works great in a Barry White voice!

Not so well in Chris Tucker voice.

[Mywifes335]

Do you think other races listen to Joe?

Joe's my shit. "And Then..." never gets old.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Do you think other races listen to Joe?

Joe's my shit. "And Then..." never gets old.

Joe is also in the mix...

[Mywifes335]

Took down a girl to Keith Sweat's Nobody once

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Took down a girl to Keith Sweat's Nobody once

I listened to the quiet storm every night back in the day....

Ralph Tresvant
Johnny Gill
Keith Sweat
R. Kelley
Aaron Hall
Lenny Williams
Luther
The O'Jays
Freddy Jackson
Earth, Wind, & Fire
Klymaxx
Janet had a couple songs that never got radio play that were NASTY

EDIT: Forgot JODECI!!!

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

I listened to the quiet storm every night back in the day....

Ralph Tresvant
Johnny Gill
Keith Sweat
R. Kelley
Aaron Hall
Lenny Williams
Luther
The O'Jays
Freddy Jackson
Earth, Wind, & Fire
Klymaxx
Janet had a couple songs that never got radio play that were NASTY

EDIT: Forgot JODECI!!!

Love the New Edition solo guys. This is a solid list. Throw in some Silk.

Giving away my age!

[NEFARIOUS]

Even though I'm not black, but my fave cocktail is Coke + Hennessy. Just throwing it out there.

[Taskmaster]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Took down a girl to Keith Sweat's Nobody once

An amazing song.

Late 90z, early 2000s R&b was the pinnacle, it just hasn't been as good since.

[duky]

Originally Posted by TheAxiom

An amazing song.

Late 90z, early 2000s R&b was the pinnacle, it just hasn't been as good since.

Very true but some newcomers are trying. Check out Gallant's new album that in parts sounds a lot like that older stuff. I also like dvsn and Majid Jordan that I'd put under R&an but they're still diff. That older R&B was unfortunately replaced by new age pop-ish stuff like Frank Ocean, Chris Brown, Weeknd, Miguel etc (who are good in their own rights but just not what the genre used to be).

[Alpine300zhp]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

I listened to the quiet storm every night back in the day....

Ralph Tresvant
Johnny Gill
Keith Sweat
R. Kelley
Aaron Hall
Lenny Williams
Luther
The O'Jays
Freddy Jackson
Earth, Wind, & Fire
Klymaxx
Janet had a couple songs that never got radio play that were NASTY

EDIT: Forgot JODECI!!!

Epic list. What about adding Babyface, Blackstreet, Christopher Williams, Jodeci, Ralph Tresvant, Silk, Sean Levert and round out the list with a little Usher?

[Alpine300zhp]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Love the New Edition solo guys. This is a solid list. Throw in some Silk.

Giving away my age!

Sounds like we are all around the same age. I grew up listening to New Edition.....

[Alpine300zhp]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Do you think other races listen to Joe?

Joe's my shit. "And Then..." never gets old.

Yes. Joe has multi-racial appeal and all of his albums have been in my collection for decades.