Things that annoy you at the gym

smoosh · 03-22-2016, 02:09 PM

When I'm deadlifting a small amount of one million pounds and someone comes up to me to admire my gains. Go away, loser.

When I'm squatting and my dick keeps rubbing against the floor every time I go down.

The guy who, every time he does a rep, announces, "I ain't f'ing paying child support!"

Ugly people.

Child support.

When women walk into the men's locker room and strip naked. When I enter the locker room, I want to go in, lock my belongings, and leave. I don't want to look at your breasteses.

Old people who give you dirty looks when you're lifting...or maybe their faces are just like that because they're old...

Old people.

People who walk on the StairMaster too slow. I'm in a hurry, get the fuck out of my way.

People who do spinning at the isolated area in the gym and walk around after like they just competed in the Tour de France.

Women who implant their assess on my face when I'm benching fo fity fo fo reps, begging for a creampie. Move, you gigantic nippled filthy bitch, I'm making me some gainz!

Delta0311 · 03-22-2016, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

When I'm deadlifting a small amount of one million pounds and someone comes up to me to admire my gains. Go away, loser.

When I'm squatting and my dick keeps rubbing against the floor every time I go down.

The guy who, every time he does a rep, announces, "I ain't f'ing paying child support!"

Ugly people.

Child support.

When women walk into the men's locker room and strip naked. When I enter the locker room, I want to go in, lock my belongings, and leave. I don't want to look at your breasteses.

Old people who give you dirty looks when you're lifting...or maybe their faces are just like that because they're old...

Old people.

People who walk on the StairMaster too slow. I'm in a hurry, get the fuck out of my way.

People who do spinning at the isolated area in the gym and walk around after like they just competed in the Tour de France.

Women who implant their assess on my face when I'm benching fo fity fo fo reps, begging for a creampie. Move, you gigantic nippled filthy bitch, I'm making me some gainz!

DUDE!!! Where the fuck do you go to the gym?

smoosh · 03-22-2016, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Delta0311

DUDE!!! Where the fuck do you go to the gym?

We out chea in the District, you know how we do ain't nothin cheezy but puff puff cheeseballs BOOM! motha fucka hold up BOOM!

There's a fo fity for a double cheeseburger bench fo your ass.

Verbiage · 03-24-2016, 12:00 PM

Lol wtf.

BuzzE46 · 03-24-2016, 12:13 PM

people who don't squat or train legs, peole who swing when they curl. jabronis who aren't committed ands till look the same year after year. people who smell like shit. kids that go in groups of 4 and fck around... need more people who are about that bodybuilding aesthetic life

Sidewinderpb · 06-02-2016, 01:41 AM

Girl laying on smith bench for - I kid you not - 20 minutes. 4 reps of 20lbs, look at phone while still laying on her back, put phone on stomach and do another 4 reps; rinse and repeat.

///WORK-F36 · 06-03-2016, 01:25 AM

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There's a dude that sets up a tripod and video tapes self all the time. Annoying as fuck.

Hey, If I wanna be a youtube star that's my business! Don't hate!

Verbiage · 06-03-2016, 07:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Sidewinderpb

Girl laying on smith bench for - I kid you not - 20 minutes. 4 reps of 20lbs, look at phone while still laying on her back, put phone on stomach and do another 4 reps; rinse and repeat.

Just mount her.

Sidewinderpb · 06-03-2016, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Just mount her.

Don't think my legs would fit around her, even if I went full-rodeo

///WORK-F36 · 06-03-2016, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Sidewinderpb

Don't think my legs would fit around her, even if I went full-rodeo

Maybe try some sumo squats over her?

Mywifes335 · 06-03-2016, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Sidewinderpb

Don't think my legs would fit around her, even if I went full-rodeo

Ugh. Maybe she should do cardio...

Sidewinderpb · 06-06-2016, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by ///WORK-F36

Maybe try some sumo squats over her?

Mud butt sumo squats to the face

CannonballRun · 06-24-2016, 02:46 PM

Flip flops, baseball caps, body spray or cologne, setting your massive gym bag in front of a machine (or on it). Being a general d-bag. Sorry, I got to the gym a lot.

1MOREMOD · 06-24-2016, 02:55 PM

You forgot jeans and wife beaters

UncleWede · 06-24-2016, 03:01 PM

Leaving you special kid in the pool, unsupervised, while I'm trying to swim laps and she thinks you are some sort of water bull to play toro each time you come to that end of the pool.

Reborn_ · 06-27-2016, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Leaving you special kid in the pool, unsupervised, while I'm trying to swim laps and she thinks you are some sort of water bull to play toro each time you come to that end of the pool.

Dude, this was funny as hell.

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Flip flops, baseball caps, body spray or cologne, setting your massive gym bag in front of a machine (or on it). Being a general d-bag. Sorry, I got to the gym a lot.

I'm with you on most of this, especially the flip flops and massive bag. But what do you have against baseball caps? I wear one from time to time - keeps the sweat out of my eyes.

IndotagSwizz · 06-27-2016, 02:54 PM

I don't have anything against baseball caps either tho after a certain age wearing a baseball cap only screams I'm bald lol

Mr.SugarSkulls · 06-27-2016, 03:50 PM

Agreed on the baseball caps

I have flowy emo/rocker hair, so I wear snap backs constantly. Keeps hair/sweat out of the eyes

Delta0311 · 06-27-2016, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

Agreed on the baseball caps

I have flowy emo/rocker hair, so I wear snap backs constantly. Keeps hair/sweat out of the eyes

Where the hell have you been? Haven't seen you post in a while ?

Mr.SugarSkulls · 06-27-2016, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Delta0311

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Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

Agreed on the baseball caps

I have flowy emo/rocker hair, so I wear snap backs constantly. Keeps hair/sweat out of the eyes

Where the hell have you been? Haven't seen you post in a while ?

Hahahaha yeah man. I've somewhat neglected Bimmerpost. I picked up an i8 back in March and honestly just been enjoying the car so much, I barely spend time on my phone. I was using it to fish out a good deal, then once I did, life has just kept me busy!

Oh, not to mention- I got banned from like October- January

Delta0311 · 06-27-2016, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

Hahahaha yeah man. I've somewhat neglected Bimmerpost. I picked up an i8 back in March and honestly just been enjoying the car so much, I barely spend time on my phone. I was using it to fish out a good deal, then once I did, life has just kept me busy!

Oh, not to mention- I got banned from like October- January

Those fucking dicks!!! Well I'm glad you're back.. Enjoy that I8.. I take it you dumped the M6?

Verbiage · 06-29-2016, 08:34 AM

Is it bad that most times in the gym, I'm alone, so there's no one to bother me?

I feel like I should have something to complain about.

03-22-2016, 02:09 PM	#265
smoosh fight me bro 2210 Rep 531 Posts Drives: slut whisperer Join Date: Feb 2016 Location: Running away from an ocean vagina iTrader: (0)	When I'm deadlifting a small amount of one million pounds and someone comes up to me to admire my gains. Go away, loser. When I'm squatting and my dick keeps rubbing against the floor every time I go down. The guy who, every time he does a rep, announces, "I ain't f'ing paying child support!" Ugly people. Child support. When women walk into the men's locker room and strip naked. When I enter the locker room, I want to go in, lock my belongings, and leave. I don't want to look at your breasteses. Old people who give you dirty looks when you're lifting...or maybe their faces are just like that because they're old... Old people. People who walk on the StairMaster too slow. I'm in a hurry, get the fuck out of my way. People who do spinning at the isolated area in the gym and walk around after like they just competed in the Tour de France. Women who implant their assess on my face when I'm benching fo fity fo fo reps, begging for a creampie. Move, you gigantic nippled filthy bitch, I'm making me some gainz!
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03-24-2016, 12:00 PM	#268
Verbiage Dismembered Member 3629 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	Lol wtf. __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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BuzzE46 First Lieutenant 147 Rep 387 Posts Drives: 2006 M3 E46 Join Date: Dec 2015 Location: New York iTrader: (0)	people who don't squat or train legs, peole who swing when they curl. jabronis who aren't committed ands till look the same year after year. people who smell like shit. kids that go in groups of 4 and fck around... need more people who are about that bodybuilding aesthetic life
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06-02-2016, 01:41 AM	#270
Sidewinderpb Banned 329 Rep 1,739 Posts Drives: 2017 340i xDrive 6mt Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: CT iTrader: (7)	Girl laying on smith bench for - I kid you not - 20 minutes. 4 reps of 20lbs, look at phone while still laying on her back, put phone on stomach and do another 4 reps; rinse and repeat.
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IndotagSwizz Major 535 Rep 1,235 Posts Drives: F30 320i Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Miami iTrader: (0)	I don't have anything against baseball caps either tho after a certain age wearing a baseball cap only screams I'm bald lol __________________
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Mr.SugarSkulls Brigadier General 2887 Rep 3,245 Posts Drives: BMW i8 Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Long Beach, CA iTrader: (0) Garage List 2016 BMW F13 M6 [10.00]	Agreed on the baseball caps I have flowy emo/rocker hair, so I wear snap backs constantly. Keeps hair/sweat out of the eyes __________________ I'm always sunny, hunny.
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06-29-2016, 08:34 AM	#286
Verbiage Dismembered Member 3629 Rep 9,213 Posts Drives: F80 ZCP 6MT, R55 Clubman S 6MT Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: DMV iTrader: (6)	Is it bad that most times in the gym, I'm alone, so there's no one to bother me? I feel like I should have something to complain about. __________________ My delivery experience and beach photoshoot here.
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