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      09-18-2008, 12:16 PM   #265
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Is there a complimentary BJ in this auction?
Morning BJ Sara?
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      09-18-2008, 12:16 PM   #266
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      09-18-2008, 12:22 PM   #267
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Plastic baggy
I suggested that several times. You said no.
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      09-18-2008, 12:25 PM   #268
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Let's bring this back to the subject,... what's the bid status?
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Let's bring this back to the subject,... what's the bid status?
I think its at 545 plus a macbook.
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      09-18-2008, 12:34 PM   #270
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I DO NOT AND WILL NOT DO THAT!!!! Little ziplock baggies are always handy
You mean you've never tried swallowing? You wouldn't even do it for your husband?

Think of the health benefits Sara. The guy is doing it for you. Swallowing on a regular basis can reduce the chance of breast cancer (there is a study on a med website somewhere) and it makes your hair shinier.

Remember, us guys are doing it for you girls.
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You mean you've never tried swallowing? You wouldn't even do it for your husband?

Think of the health benefits Sara. The guy is doing it for you. Swallowing on a regular basis can reduce the chance of breast cancer (there is a study on a med website somewhere) and it makes your hair shinier.

Remember, us guys are doing it for you girls.
No I've done it before...Then the cops pulled us over... yeah.. never again. Plus no offense but its not the sweetest thing to taste.
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I would not do it for my Husband.. although he asks daily.
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      09-18-2008, 12:39 PM   #273
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No I've done it before...Then the cops pulled us over... yeah.. never again. Plus no offense but its not the sweetest thing to taste.
Depends on what he eats. Isn't this common knowledge for you girls, lol? Can be salty or sweet, that's what girls say. Now only if we can narrow it down to what makes it sweet, then everyone will win.

Would you really have sex with a guy for $5000 and a Macbook? Seriously?
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      09-18-2008, 12:40 PM   #274
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Would you really have sex with a guy for $5000 and a Macbook? Seriously?
In all honestly? I would bite my lip....but no I could not do that to myself... A few years ago...Yes I would sell myself out like that, but now.. I couldnt do that to myself.
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Anyways Back To Bidding!
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      09-18-2008, 12:43 PM   #276
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In all honestly? I would bite my lip....but no I could not do that to myself... A few years ago...Yes I would sell myself out like that, but now.. I couldnt do that to myself.
Phew, good to hear. Haven't lost all faith in girls these days.
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Phew, good to hear. Haven't lost all faith in girls these days.
See...there are some decent girls left out there..Like me.
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      09-18-2008, 12:46 PM   #278
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take something other than cash?
Mmm... car parts... set of rims?
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      09-18-2008, 12:47 PM   #279
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take something other than cash?
Mmm... car parts... set of rims?
No sir... USD only
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      09-18-2008, 12:47 PM   #280
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And according to my Mommy. There is a no return policy that comes with me. You take me you're stuck with me.
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WHat is love???? baby dont hurt me..
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      09-18-2008, 12:57 PM   #282
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OK,... just to clarify the above comment,... you're looking for:

a) boyfriend
b) husband
c) free relationship
d) love affair (someones lover)
e) one night stand
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      09-18-2008, 12:58 PM   #283
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      09-18-2008, 01:00 PM   #284
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OK,... just to clarify the above comment,... you're looking for:

a) boyfriend
b) husband
c) free relationship
d) love affair (someones lover)
e) one night stand
yes yes yes no no
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      09-18-2008, 01:01 PM   #285
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yes yes yes no no
Good to know,... all married guys, step out now. LOL
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      09-18-2008, 01:03 PM   #286
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I can control over 1000lbs of beast between my legs.

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