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      05-18-2016, 08:01 PM   #28469
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      05-18-2016, 08:02 PM   #28470
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      05-18-2016, 08:04 PM   #28471
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I didn't say that
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      05-18-2016, 08:04 PM   #28472
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      05-18-2016, 08:51 PM   #28474
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She broke my ass today with her new saddle. But new saddle, seat post and cut down steer tube makes her look pretty racy!

Whoa that's an aggressive seating position.
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      05-18-2016, 08:52 PM   #28475
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Will do it!

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Did someone say sex tape?

I need a link to it...for science.
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Did someone say sex tape?

I need a link to it...for science.
Enjoy. You're gonna get sticky
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Has anybody here driven the i44 to the i40? Tips? Advice?

Taking a road trip from St. Louis, to Tulsa, to okc, to Amarillo, to Albuquerque, to AZ to LA.

However- tornadoes scare me. I look at the weather and the worst I see is "thunderstorms" but not sure how bad they are. Anybody care to chime in so I can stop having a panic attack/updating my will?
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Has anybody here driven the i44 to the i40? Tips? Advice?

Taking a road trip from St. Louis, to Tulsa, to okc, to Amarillo, to Albuquerque, to AZ to LA.

However- tornadoes scare me. I look at the weather and the worst I see is "thunderstorms" but not sure how bad they are. Anybody care to chime in so I can stop having a panic attack/updating my will?
You can leave Bowser with me.

Psh scared of a little storm.
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Has anybody here driven the i44 to the i40? Tips? Advice?

Taking a road trip from St. Louis, to Tulsa, to okc, to Amarillo, to Albuquerque, to AZ to LA.

However- tornadoes scare me. I look at the weather and the worst I see is "thunderstorms" but not sure how bad they are. Anybody care to chime in so I can stop having a panic attack/updating my will?
You can leave Bowser with me.

Psh scared of a little storm.
He's staying at his girlfriends home.

My bud and I are driving 16 hours straight to get out of Missouri/Oklahoma ASAP- but I seriously have no idea what to expect. Like, I don't want to be naive and say "it's just a thunderstorm" knowing thunderstorms fuck people up out there. Not to mention tornadoes.
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      05-18-2016, 11:37 PM   #28482
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      05-19-2016, 01:27 AM   #28483
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He's staying at his girlfriends home.

My bud and I are driving 16 hours straight to get out of Missouri/Oklahoma ASAP- but I seriously have no idea what to expect. Like, I don't want to be naive and say "it's just a thunderstorm" knowing thunderstorms fuck people up out there. Not to mention tornadoes.
You'll be fine. Chance of death probably not worse than 50/50. I kid. Thunderstorms should be OK. Usually, it would say "severe" and there'd be warnings and stuff if they were, you know, severe. You should be good to drive.
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      05-19-2016, 06:03 AM   #28484
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He's staying at his girlfriends home.

My bud and I are driving 16 hours straight to get out of Missouri/Oklahoma ASAP- but I seriously have no idea what to expect. Like, I don't want to be naive and say "it's just a thunderstorm" knowing thunderstorms fuck people up out there. Not to mention tornadoes.
Tornadoes have been pretty bad so far, this year. Drive with some sandbags in the trunk.


Wait, your Goyard should be enough. Carry on.
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      05-19-2016, 06:11 AM   #28485
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He's staying at his girlfriends home.

My bud and I are driving 16 hours straight to get out of Missouri/Oklahoma ASAP- but I seriously have no idea what to expect. Like, I don't want to be naive and say "it's just a thunderstorm" knowing thunderstorms fuck people up out there. Not to mention tornadoes.
Tornadoes have been pretty bad so far, this year. Drive with some sandbags in the trunk.


Wait, your Goyard should be enough. Carry on.
What do sandbags do?

And what's a go yard?
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      05-19-2016, 06:14 AM   #28486
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What do sandbags do?

And what's a go yard?
I have found rare footage of 1/4 of your Goyard being loaded into your hotel.

What in the fuck are you talking about?
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      05-19-2016, 06:17 AM   #28488
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It's high end luggage, dude. Jesus Christ.


EDIT: Definitely not an i8/M6 owner.
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Just say no to the apartment keys, man.
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