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      05-18-2016, 12:03 AM   #28381
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Someone please teach him how NOT to granny shift... Word out on the street is, he got soccer moms in 5 ton SUV's running laps around him and his e93...
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      05-18-2016, 01:29 AM   #28383
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Someone please teach him how NOT to granny shift... Word out on the street is, he got soccer moms in 5 ton SUV's running laps around him and his e93...
careful...if we're telling secrets...

...and it was 700 freakin whp...by 1/2 car length...

Oh it's like that?!

And come on... Is it REALLY a secret that you can't shift right?
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      05-18-2016, 05:16 AM   #28384
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      05-18-2016, 05:18 AM   #28385
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Best birthday present ever. Love it. In exchange, so as not to punish your doing something awesome, I will not be making the beginning section my new sig. Thanks for the present!
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      05-18-2016, 07:18 AM   #28387
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      05-18-2016, 07:25 AM   #28388
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Verbiage did you stop getting daily exercise calories from MFP? I used to get some where between 70 and 150 from step activity. All of a sudden, no more and i don't know why.

Thats why i banked those 29 calories earlier. That was during the fit of my new saddle. I was like damn it, i'm going to count these calories, all 29 of them!! lol I was probably only pedaling for like 12 of those 24 min. Whatevs, i burned em, i'm counting them.
LOL! Well my Blaze actually syncs step activity to MFP so the calories automatically populate throughout the day as long as the Fitbit app is open. I have never used the MFP step tracking. Is it linked to your Health App?
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HAPPY OLD DAY DAAAAAAAAD!!!! jtodd_fl


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hi guys
Bruh sup doe.



So a buddy of mine at work can't lift in the gym here alone in the office, guess he needs a morale boost or something. So starting today, gotta lift in the mornings then HIIT with the GF in the evenings. Interested to see how this goes. Plus, got access to lat/curl/chest machines that I haven't got at home.


Only thing is, I refuse to deplete my recovery/protein just because I'm doing this for 30 minutes in the morning. Not sure if I should buy more to adjust, or not. LOL. I think I won't.
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      05-18-2016, 07:31 AM   #28391
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Bruh sup doe.



So a buddy of mine at work can't lift in the gym here alone in the office, guess he needs a morale boost or something. So starting today, gotta lift in the mornings then HIIT with the GF in the evenings. Interested to see how this goes. Plus, got access to lat/curl/chest machines that I haven't got at home.


Only thing is, I refuse to deplete my recovery/protein just because I'm doing this for 30 minutes in the morning. Not sure if I should buy more to adjust, or not. LOL. I think I won't.
Im reading tired so reading comprehension is at an all time low, but you have to lift in the morning then bang your gf at night? Hell get some creatine, robitussin and some peanut butter and you'll be fine

Whos birthday is it? jtodd_fl ?? Happy birthday!!!!

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      05-18-2016, 07:36 AM   #28392
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Best birthday present ever. Love it. In exchange, so as not to punish your doing something awesome, I will not be making the beginning section my new sig. Thanks for the present!
But you haven't received my birthday present selfie..... How do you know that's the best one ever?!?
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Im reading tired so reading comprehension is at an all time low, but you have to lift in the morning then bang your gf at night? Hell get some creatine, robitussin and some peanut butter and you'll be fine

Whos birthday is it? jtodd_fl ?? Happy birthday!!!!

edit my tag didnt work..
The tags never work for him, pretty sure it's the underscore. He still gets the notification though, it shows up just fine on mobile.


And nah, LOL it's actually just P90+ interval and kenpo training in the evenings. It's a nice change, just 40-45 mins. We are working on getting her tightened up, there are some loose parts that she wishes to fortify. Lolz.
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Drove to Akron. Consumed some chilaquiles. At the hotel, eating a warm cookie.

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But you haven't received my birthday present selfie..... How do you know that's the best one ever?!?
Will it involve a coconut....
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So guys,

DO i accept a key to the apartment? This is a serious question..

its moving quick but I kind of like it..
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So guys,

DO i accept a key to the apartment? This is a serious question..

its moving quick but I kind of like it..
On which premise was it offered to you?


To be honest, you seem to like her, but I wouldn't do it right away. Seems like you spend enough time over there as it is with her inviting you LOL.


What are the grounds for her offering you a key? I'm surprised she is so trusting, you could easily clone it and if you break up just enter her shit and go postal.
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Best birthday present ever. Love it. In exchange, so as not to punish your doing something awesome, I will not be making the beginning section my new sig. Thanks for the present!
But you haven't received my birthday present selfie..... How do you know that's the best one ever?!?
Waiting with "bated" breath.
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Where TF is grimlock he could have answered this question.
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But you haven't received my birthday present selfie..... How do you know that's the best one ever?!?
Will it involve a coconut....
Plantain? To follow the theme.
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So guys,

DO i accept a key to the apartment? This is a serious question..

its moving quick but I kind of like it..
On which premise was it offered to you?


To be honest, you seem to like her, but I wouldn't do it right away. Seems like you spend enough time over there as it is with her inviting you LOL.


What are the grounds for her offering you a key? I'm surprised she is so trusting, you could easily clone it and if you break up just enter her shit and go postal.
Well, when I sleep over she doesn't want me to wake up early when she goes to work so it's so I can sleep in ha.

Yeah I feel weird accepting it.

right?? I could be an insane person but I guess she sees this calm exterior and knows that I don't have enough energy to go bat shit crazy hahahah
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