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      05-16-2016, 04:14 PM   #28249
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Can we do script submissions for TVTara?

Fade in... 70's era music in the background...

"Hi, this is Tara and today I am going to show you the proper way to eat a German sausage. I will be helped today by my friend, Hans."

Hans produces giant sausage (not that way, pervs)

Bimmette grabs giant sausage in both hands (still not that way pervs)

... someone else can write the next part. I am laughing so hard I keep having to explain myself...


Somewhere Belgium is preparing an audition tape to be cast as "Hans".
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      05-16-2016, 04:19 PM   #28250
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Speaking of Belgium, I've been informed that him and EALm4 have completed their one month bans from OT but are both distressed that they still can't post.
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      05-16-2016, 04:23 PM   #28251
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Speaking of Belgium, I've been informed that him and EALm4 have completed their one month bans from OT but are both distressed that they still can't post.
Took me several emails after my OT ban to be able to post again.
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      05-16-2016, 04:29 PM   #28252
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Some new BP OT material was just delivered. Could easily do a DIY video with this...
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Speaking of Belgium, I've been informed that him and EALm4 have completed their one month bans from OT but are both distressed that they still can't post.
Took me several emails after my OT ban to be able to post again.
Once banned it's a perma ban from the OT... Must appease the mods... And I don't mean 1moremod...
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Jerks. This better be 3x as good.
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Jerks. This better be 3x as good.
It is... Only coconut water I'll inhale...

Just so you know it's just just a ploy to get you to spend more money than you need to...

The other stuff in your fridge? It's pretty much sewage...
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      05-16-2016, 06:32 PM   #28256
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Speaking of Belgium, I've been informed that him and EALm4 have completed their one month bans from OT but are both distressed that they still can't post.
This makes me sad....
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      05-16-2016, 07:11 PM   #28257
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Jerks. This better be 3x as good.
It is at least 67% less "cummy".
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It is at least 67% less "cummy".
...and you know this how?
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      05-16-2016, 07:37 PM   #28259
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Costco often sells Harmless Harvest for $4 a bottle. Even when it's on sale at costco it is still pretty pricey though. My wife gets mad when I make her dilute it, haha
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Costco often sells Harmless Harvest for $4 a bottle. Even when it's on sale at costco it is still pretty pricey though. My wife gets mad when I make her dilute it, haha
The thing is that the wife's nutritionist, who's an MD, knows that Zico and ONE aren't "the good ones", but still recommends her to drink them. So i'm assuming she has a hard time recommending someone drink 32oz of it a day when it costs more than $.31/oz. This is a phase thing though and when she gets to the sustaining phase, the quantity per day will decrease, in which case she'll likely switch to the good stuff.

In the mean time, i'll stick to the good stuff. lol

But for 32oz a day that equates to like $75/ week on coconut water. I don't think the financially conservative wife is willing to do that. That's a $50 increase over the "sewage", per WEEK!
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      05-16-2016, 10:11 PM   #28261
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Cao ne ma.
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Are you Vietnamese?
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Are you Vietnamese?
Half.
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Half.
Really? Me too. I knew your Asian accent impression was phenomenally Vietnamese.
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Really? Me too. I knew your Asian accent impression was phenomenally Vietnamese.
Yep yep! Awesome!

That's some mad skills right there being able to detect that through chat.
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      05-16-2016, 10:27 PM   #28265
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Really? Me too. I knew your Asian accent impression was phenomenally Vietnamese.
What is your other half?

Guessing duck fat is half Vietnamese/Chinese?
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The thing is that the wife's nutritionist, who's an MD, knows that Zico and ONE aren't "the good ones", but still recommends her to drink them. So i'm assuming she has a hard time recommending someone drink 32oz of it a day when it costs more than $.31/oz. This is a phase thing though and when she gets to the sustaining phase, the quantity per day will decrease, in which case she'll likely switch to the good stuff.

In the mean time, i'll stick to the good stuff. lol

But for 32oz a day that equates to like $75/ week on coconut water. I don't think the financially conservative wife is willing to do that. That's a $50 increase over the "sewage", per WEEK!
So have you sampled the "good stuff" after all the peer pressure and buying some?
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What is your other half?

Guessing duck fat is half Vietnamese/Chinese?
Yep yep!
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      05-16-2016, 10:31 PM   #28268
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What is your other half?
I believe it's, male. I mean, if you've been paying attention.

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So have you sampled the "good stuff" after all the peer pressure and buying some?
Yes. It is tastier, but to be fair, i have't tasted the other stuff without a BCAA additives.
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What is your other half?

Guessing duck fat is half Vietnamese/Chinese?
Uhh... miscellaneous white person? Russian and Polish to some degree, but really a mutt. Even my full Vietnamese side has a decent amount of French blood running through it. Hence they all look a little bit mixed, and I look Mexican.

Are you Asian? For some reason your username makes me think that.
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I believe it's, male. I mean, if you've been paying attention.
So you're saying....Thai?
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