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jtodd_fl · 05-16-2016, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Ok there Frans, calm down.

There is actually a way to film this so un-erotically that it would be hilarious. Would have to be done completely straight-faced, but would actually be really super funny. I sense that with an appropriate click-bait search "friendly" name/url that sucker would be a hit-a-palooza on your Youtube.

Kinda like this... http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-li...c-intro/n12543

M2BMW · 05-16-2016, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Can we do script submissions for TVTara?

Fade in... 70's era music in the background...

"Hi, this is Tara and today I am going to show you the proper way to eat a German sausage. I will be helped today by my friend, Hans."

Hans produces giant sausage (not that way, pervs)

Bimmette grabs giant sausage in both hands (still not that way pervs)

... someone else can write the next part. I am laughing so hard I keep having to explain myself...

Here ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvAkDCppyXY

bimmette · 05-16-2016, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Ok there Frans, calm down.

There is actually a way to film this so un-erotically that it would be hilarious. Would have to be done completely straight-faced, but would actually be really super funny. I sense that with an appropriate click-bait search "friendly" name/url that sucker would be a hit-a-palooza on your Youtube.

Kinda like this... http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-li...c-intro/n12543

Aw, NBC prohibits Canadians from watching their clips. Lame.

Anyways, as much as I want to make funny videos, I don't think I can pull it off.

1MOREMOD · 05-16-2016, 04:35 PM

I can't keep up!

bimmette · 05-16-2016, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I can't keep up!

But you have such easy access to viagra at work!

jtodd_fl · 05-16-2016, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Aw, NBC prohibits Canadians from watching their clips. Lame.

Anyways, as much as I want to make funny videos, I don't think I can pull it off.

Awww... that sucks. It is Alec Baldwin as "Pete Schweddy" selling Christmas cookie balls (like rum balls)... "Schweddy Balls". There is obviously tons of double entendre.

The next one is is Betty White (as Florence Dusty) talking about her "Dusty Muffin". Same thing... way different context.

In the format of an NPR Food talk show interview.

Edit: found another link (horrible quality, but worth it.)

1MOREMOD · 05-16-2016, 04:39 PM

I missed 20 pages of bs. Text me when I'm needed

bimmette · 05-16-2016, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I missed 20 pages of bs. Text me when I'm needed

There was talks of helmets, sausages and buns.

jtodd_fl · 05-16-2016, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

There was talks of helmets, sausages and buns.

Hah... nice... and you thought you may not be able to do it! You're a natural. I updated my previous post with a link I think will work in the great white north.

bimmette · 05-16-2016, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

There was talks of helmets, sausages and buns.

Hah... nice... and you thought you may not be able to do it! You're a natural. I updated my previous post with a link I think will work in the great white north.

Haha, even Molly Shannon couldn't keep a straight face.

1MOREMOD · 05-16-2016, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

There was talks of helmets, sausages and buns.

So did you wear a helmet while getting sausage in your buns?

bimmette · 05-16-2016, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

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Originally Posted by bimmette

There was talks of helmets, sausages and buns.

So did you where a helmet while getting sausage in your buns?

Maybe. You'll have to read those 20 pages to find out.

1MOREMOD · 05-16-2016, 04:50 PM

Nah too much work.

silvergray545 · 05-16-2016, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Nah too much work.

Highlights of the last 20 pages: bimmette posted a picture of her eating an apple. Then she made a post about "the proper way to eat sausage" and may or may not make a video showing how. Oh, and bimmette is going to have phone interview with you.

bimmette · 05-16-2016, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Nah too much work.

Highlights of the last 20 pages: bimmette posted a picture of her eating an apple. Then she made a post about "the proper way to eat sausage" and may or may not make a video showing how. Oh, and bimmette is going to have phone interview with you.

Make that a Skype interview.

1MOREMOD · 05-16-2016, 04:57 PM

Hell no but she can send me that how to sausage video.

silvergray545 · 05-16-2016, 04:58 PM

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Make that a Skype interview.

My bad, 1MOREMOD a Skype interview. She wants to see how ripped you are. And based on previous interviews, clothing is optional.

Aatish · 05-16-2016, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Hell no but she can send me that how to sausage video.

I gotchu brah

silvergray545 · 05-16-2016, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Hell no but she can send me that how to sausage video.

HAHAHAHA

jtodd_fl · 05-16-2016, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

I gotchu brat

If you picture this post coming from Dev Patel (ca. First Exotic Marigold Hotel or w/e) - it is even more hilarious.

Aatish · 05-16-2016, 05:05 PM

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I gotchu brat

If you picture this post coming from Dev Patel (ca. First Exotic Marigold Hotel or w/e) - it is even more hilarious.

I just giggled very violently

Verbiage · 05-16-2016, 05:07 PM

Repped for violent giggling.

And by repped I mean reported.

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