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      05-16-2016, 02:19 PM   #28183
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Yep - now I just don't call...

How you like them apples?!?!
Ironically I'm eating an apple now...and it's Delicious
Bad hair day?!?!
Ooohhhhhh, he took it there, lmfao...

Someone clearly likes to live dangerously...
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      05-16-2016, 02:20 PM   #28184
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Ooohhhhhh, he took it there, lmfao...

Someone clearly likes to live dangerously...
Knock knock!
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      05-16-2016, 02:21 PM   #28185
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Yup... Just had a convo with someone asking me why I pay extra for a Shoei helmet... Can't put a cast on your head, I'd rather pay a little more and know exactly what I'm getting, which is pretty much hand crafted... Should google the production of a shoei helmet, it's incredible...
When I first bought my helmet, I was on a budget ($300). When it expires, my next helmet will be a Shoei or an Arai.
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      05-16-2016, 02:21 PM   #28186
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Ooohhhhhh, he took it there, lmfao...

Someone clearly likes to live dangerously...
Knock knock!
Uhmmm... Who's there?
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      05-16-2016, 02:21 PM   #28187
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I am what I eat.



Wait, what?
That's gross
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      05-16-2016, 02:22 PM   #28188
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Yup... Just had a convo with someone asking me why I pay extra for a Shoei helmet... Can't put a cast on your head, I'd rather pay a little more and know exactly what I'm getting, which is pretty much hand crafted... Should google the production of a shoei helmet, it's incredible...
How many pregnancies has it stopped? A hand crafted helmet? Hmmmm...

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How can I be more hip than a lofty man? TF?!
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      05-16-2016, 02:23 PM   #28189
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OK!!! I'll share to prove I am not a cheap ass...

silvergray545 and shoei and jtodd_fl..... Fuq'rs!!!

I partially paid for my Lasik with employer stock options (1/2), and the remainder with my FSA.

I had the procedure the first week of January. I also had an annual health care plan that ran on a calendar year.

I was able to fully fund the FSA for the expense and pay this back over the 12 month year - interest free.

In the middle of the year - I left this particular company (Large Regional Bank) for another bank.

I had already advanced 100% of the FSA funds to pay for the procedure - but I had only paid back 1/2 of the money when I left....basically, the company wrote 100% of the remaining amount off against all the unclaimed/unused FSA funds.

Lesson here - sometimes it is better to be lucky than good
You lucky bastard!
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silvergray545 - I am still 20/20 10 years after Lasik. For about the first 5 years - i could read most of the 20/15 line...
That's awesome. Glad to hear it lasts long term. I was also worried that I was too young to get it done. Or I would need to go back for adjustments.
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      05-16-2016, 02:24 PM   #28190
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      05-16-2016, 02:26 PM   #28191
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He's got a special method for you, Sara.
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      05-16-2016, 02:27 PM   #28192
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Yep - now I just don't call...

How you like them apples?!?!
Ironically I'm eating an apple now...and it's Delicious
Bad hair day?!?!

I'm gonna take a nap soon so no need for nice hair.
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      05-16-2016, 02:31 PM   #28193
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He's got a special method for you, Sara.
SSSHHHHHH!!! You're not supposed to tell her! You know how it works...

1. Special method
2. ????
3. Profit
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      05-16-2016, 02:32 PM   #28194
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SSSHHHHHH!!! You're not supposed to tell her! You know how it works...

1. Special method
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3. Profit
I knew it. You're a "special methods" gnome!
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      05-16-2016, 02:32 PM   #28195
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My dentist when I was a kid had a sign on his wall (yes, it was etched in stone, cuz... old)...

It read:

Three Things Never to Buy On Sales
Parachutes
Fire Extinguishers
Dental Work

I think crash helmets and lasik also qualify. And vasectomies.


I had a former coworker get a bargain vasectomy. Yes. For real. He ended sitting up with his legs open as he iced-down his grapefruit sized...attachments. Seriously.
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Uhmmm... Who's there?
It's me!
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      05-16-2016, 02:33 PM   #28197
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It's me!
Mario!
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Yup... Just had a convo with someone asking me why I pay extra for a Shoei helmet... Can't put a cast on your head, I'd rather pay a little more and know exactly what I'm getting, which is pretty much hand crafted... Should google the production of a shoei helmet, it's incredible...
When I first bought my helmet, I was on a budget ($300). When it expires, my next helmet will be a Shoei or an Arai.






Arai I'm positive has similar testing and QC... I unfortunately don't fit into an Arai... Nolan, Bell are a couple of other fantastic brands... I've gone down twice in a Shoei and obviously still here... Helmet does get retired after a crash... You can send to shoei where they will test the helmet to ensure the honeycomb is still intact, but I'd rather not take the chance... Even a drop off a table is enough to shatter the honeycomb inside and you'd never know it...
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I knew it. You're a "special methods" gnome!
Damn it, jtodd.
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Yup... Just had a convo with someone asking me why I pay extra for a Shoei helmet... Can't put a cast on your head, I'd rather pay a little more and know exactly what I'm getting, which is pretty much hand crafted... Should google the production of a shoei helmet, it's incredible...
How many pregnancies has it stopped? A hand crafted helmet? Hmmmm...

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Lol, I'm not as "hip" as you Verbiage
How can I be more hip than a lofty man? TF?!
Worried about you... Not sure if your account has been hacked or you gave up masturbation for Lent or something...
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Uhmmm... Who's there?
It's me!
"We're not home right now to answer the door, but please leave a message after the tone..."
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      05-16-2016, 02:42 PM   #28202
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Yep - now I just don't call...

How you like them apples?!?!
Ironically I'm eating an apple now...and it's Delicious
Bad hair day?!?!

I'm gonna take a nap soon so no need for nice hair.
Well....when you rise from this mid-day slumber.....make sure the first thing you do is reach for a hair brush:
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Ironically I'm eating an apple now...and it's Delicious
Well... so really? No one is gonna say anything? Nothing at all. Shit man, this picture is hot as fuck. I doubt that is exactly what you were going for, but I want to copy this and go put it in the "V2 Cool Pics (aka NSFW)" thread. Damn... just...
I think I will stop now. I just found out my printer is out color ink and the laminator needs film.
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Ironically I'm eating an apple now...and it's Delicious
Well... so really? No one is gonna say anything? Nothing at all. Shit man, this picture is hot as fuck. I doubt that is exactly what you were going for, but I want to copy this and go put it in the "V2 Cool Pics (aka NSFW)" thread. Damn... just...
I think I will stop now. I just found out my printer is out color ink and the laminator needs film.
Whaaat? It's just an apple, not even a banana.
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