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      05-13-2016, 08:03 PM   #27941
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So cute (the wifey, not you)
She is. We have a bet on the over under tonight. I'm guessing one of us will be over the other under.
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      05-13-2016, 08:38 PM   #27942
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Oh my God... I must be getting old. I read this whole thing and my first thought was... I wonder which expediter? I used to be in Logistics and my son currently is. Hahaha...

The other stuff sounds cool too... except the part where you realized your dick was basically being shoehorned in on those odd occasions there was a vacancy... like smoosh!

Like, if you had a time lapse of the inside of her vagina, it would look something like this.
Hahahaha. Cut her loose pretty much after her call from the dealership.
Wait, so she called you from the dealership? So she'd already been neck deep in failure.


Did she come after you? What did you tell her?
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      05-13-2016, 09:22 PM   #27943
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Wait, so she called you from the dealership? So she'd already been neck deep in failure.


Did she come after you? What did you tell her?
Yup. She was AT the dealership...trying to trade in her Mercury Cougar - I think it was a Ford Probe cousin or something don't remember.

She kept calling for a couple days. I finally picked up and told her that I didn't think it was going to work. She was apologetic at first about the cosigner thing but got really nasty when I told her I was done and to ask her boyfriend with the watch for a cosign.

Today...she's on my LinkedIn. Lol!
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Oh lord! Haha. What's her profession?
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Oh lord! Haha. What's her profession?
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      05-13-2016, 10:07 PM   #27946
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Oh lord! Haha. What's her profession?
She's a manager for a retail chain today.

But I'm sure her true professional is golddigger <--- @duckfat
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Got the GoPro's and cooler for tomorrow

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      05-13-2016, 11:13 PM   #27948
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Got the GoPro's and cooler for tomorrow

Now - just need to get some sleep...
Have fun
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My shirt is soaked in Champaign and the limes are covered in salt and red chili pepper
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      05-14-2016, 12:15 AM   #27950
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My shirt is soaked in Champaign and the lines are covered in salt and red chili pepper
Doesn't that hurt your nose?
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My shirt is soaked in Champaign and the lines are covered in salt and red chili pepper
Doesn't that hurt your nose?
Shit, I meant limes lol
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And the best part is I don't drink lol
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Yea I liked the commercial too
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Tw steel ceo canteen
just checked it out on bloomingdales. Really nice...I've been looking for a bronze watch that I can age w/ sulfur. Too bad my wrists are baby wrists. I think the biggest I can go is like 45mm
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Case thickness is pretty big also. I have small wrists also but just make it work. It's my biggest or maybe Nixon corporal.
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Got the GoPro's and cooler for tomorrow

Now - just need to get some sleep...
Track day?
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      05-14-2016, 09:58 AM   #27960
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Eh that's one nights worth.
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      05-14-2016, 10:03 AM   #27962
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Beer game. On point.
Not even a beer drinker but that's so pretty
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